A Song Of Ice and Fire (Spoilers for all Published Books)

[Norah]

i hate you all

[darth_vedder]

I think summer of 2020 seems promising considering his recent statements. For the last few years he refused to even hint at a timeframe because he was sick of setting "deadlines" and then missing them. The fact that he's willing to float a timeframe seems to indicate that he's close enough to the finish to be right about it.

You can pretty much copy and paste this exact thing in the 11th album thread.

[darth_vedder]

also, i should get around to reading these damn books someday. i've read like 20 pages of book 1.

[Norah]

I think summer of 2020 seems promising considering his recent statements. For the last few years he refused to even hint at a timeframe because he was sick of setting "deadlines" and then missing them. The fact that he's willing to float a timeframe seems to indicate that he's close enough to the finish to be right about it.

You can pretty much copy and paste this exact thing in the 11th album thread.

jesus look at me

[Alex]

I think summer of 2020 seems promising considering his recent statements. For the last few years he refused to even hint at a timeframe because he was sick of setting "deadlines" and then missing them. The fact that he's willing to float a timeframe seems to indicate that he's close enough to the finish to be right about it.

You can pretty much copy and paste this exact thing in the 11th album thread.

jesus look at me

i see you, fuckface

[Norah]

Just hear to plug Not A Cast again. This week's episode is on the penultimate chapter of AGOT, aka The King in the North! chapter, and is just fantastic. Really looking forward to the birth of dragons next week.

[Simple Torture]

Hey, guys, remember ASOIAF?

[Simple Torture]

Hey, guys, remember ASOIAF?

Carry on:

[Norah]

[Norah]

[epilogue]

[Norah]

yeah that second one is really good

[epilogue]

yeah that second one is really good

Genuine LOL

[Simple Torture]

[Mecca]

Vancouver? Who cares what happens north of the wall?

[Norah]

https://thehardtimes.net/harddrive/step ... d-giggles/

Stephen King Bangs Out ‘The Winds of Winter’ on a Tuesday for Shits and Giggles



BANGOR, Maine — Prolific horror writer Stephen King reportedly penned the long-anticipated sixth book in George R. R. Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire fantasy series on a Tuesday afternoon just for the fuck of it, sources have confirmed.

“I had read the first five books and I was just tired of waiting,” King said. “So, I was in between projects on a rainy day and just spit out about 400,000 words before dinner. I was really just dicking around, but before I knew it, I had resolved the whole Meereenese Knot. I didn’t publish it or anything, because I wanted to give George a shot, but it’s actually pretty simple. I didn’t even include my original idea of having Tyrion transported to the real world.”

King’s wife, Tabitha King, was reportedly the only one to have read any of the transcript before he casually tossed it into the fireplace.

“It was pretty good for something he wrote in between hands of online poker,” Mrs. King said. “It ran a bit long and there was a whole bit about a dragon’s penis that was pretty unnecessary, but I actually liked it better than the other A Song of Ice and Fire books that take that guy like four years to write. I did think the ending was a little underwhelming, though.”

When reached for comment George R. R. Martin seemed none-too-pleased about his fellow scribe treading on his flagship series for the mere fun of it.

“Look, I get farting around instead of hunkering down and finishing something else,” said Martin. “But this is my life’s work you’re talking about, and it means a lot to my fans. It reminds me of what NFL defensive end Chris Long said in my recent five part interview I posted on my website — you owe it to your fans to treat them with respect.”

King has announced on his Twitter page that he next plans to rewrite the entire Wheel of Time series without using the letter ‘N’ as a writing exercise before bed.

[epilogue]

[Simple Torture]

Got some time to kill?

[Norah]

You should really listen to the Not A Cast podcast.

[epilogue]

You should really listen to the Not A Cast podcast.

I would if they'd put their shit on a platform I could listen to.