Things you have an irrational hatred of

[tree_]

When people comment :

“THIS!”

Yes! That!

It's effective. But I agree there's something very annoying about the trend. And the recurrent trending of such trends.

[Jorge]

I acknowledge this is irrational

But when people use boner/dick/sexual metaphors to express how much they like a song

"This guitar riff gives me a boner"
"That chorus is just orgasmic"
"This song tickled my prostate and made me ejaculate violently"

Shut up

[Alex]

I acknowledge this is irrational

But when people use boner/dick/sexual metaphors to express how much they like a song

"This guitar riff gives me a boner"
"That chorus is just orgasmic"
"This song tickled my prostate and made me ejaculate violently"

Shut up

how about boi-oi-oing

[daft twat]

Wisconsin

[spike]

Minnesota claiming to be the land of ten thousand lakes when Wisconsin has more.

[tommy]

Minnesota claiming to be the land of ten thousand lakes when Wisconsin has more.

They're not saying they have the most lakes, just that they have 10,000.

[Jorge]

I acknowledge this is irrational

But when people use boner/dick/sexual metaphors to express how much they like a song

"This guitar riff gives me a boner"
"That chorus is just orgasmic"
"This song tickled my prostate and made me ejaculate violently"

Shut up

how about boi-oi-oing

That's fine

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I acknowledge this is irrational

But when people use boner/dick/sexual metaphors to express how much they like a song

"This guitar riff gives me a boner"
"That chorus is just orgasmic"
"This song tickled my prostate and made me ejaculate violently"

Shut up

I say those things about great posts. Is that bad?

[spike]

Minnesota claiming to be the land of ten thousand lakes when Wisconsin has more.

They're not saying they have the most lakes, just that they have 10,000.

They know exactly what they’re doing.

[E.H. Ruddock]

Minnesota claiming to be the land of ten thousand lakes when Wisconsin has more.

They're not saying they have the most lakes, just that they have 10,000.

They know exactly what they’re doing.

I enjoyed this exchange

[The Argonaut]

High heels.

At the factory, people tend to wear sensible shoes. There is work to be done, one must walk around and stand and move in a safe, comfortable way. But today there was a lady, probably some hoity toity senior vice president of supply chain coordination logistics support blah blah blah, walking around the factory in heels.

And why? Is it truly more beautiful than normal shoes that won't cause you pain and damage your toes and inhibit your ability to move around in the world? lol no

And I'm not even saying that something must be functional to be beautiful. It can be unfunctional, it can have no utility.

But dysfunction? Dysfunction is ugly, never beautiful.

I hate high heels, I feel they are foolish

[Peeps]

i bet your calves would look stunning if you wore a pair

[96583UP]

this thread gives me a boner

[BurtReynolds]

Water. Why the fuck is it so heavy?

[E.H. Ruddock]

Water. Why the fuck is it so heavy?

So it can stay on the globe earth no matter where it is!

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[BurtReynolds]

Seems like a design flaw to base humans on something too heavy to lug around.

[Ello Sailor]

Time to hit the gym, Burt.

[bodysnatcher]

Confirmed: burt is a camel

[The Argonaut]

It's kind of bullshit to say that the human body is 60% water. If you have a bucket of water and infuse it with 40% dry flesh, you no long longer have any water. You now just have wet flesh. The human body is mostly just wet flesh. No water at all!