Red Mosquito

these simultaneous convos got me thinking... i should buzz my hair just before/while the cleaner is here so i don't have to clean up the trimmings.

spike wrote:

dad wrote:

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

tree_ wrote:or deep cleaning your house before your housekeeper arrives

This cracks me up. My brother and his family have a cleaner twice a month. I called him to see if he wanted to do something once and he said “can’t, gotta clean up, the housekeeper is coming tomorrow”. Wtf

I do this sometimes before our housekeeper comes over. It's usually just if our stovetop looks like shit, and I feel bad leaving that for her.

haha this is weird. it's one of the main reasons to have a cleaner.

i get that. she cleans twice a month, but i guess i have to rethink my weird life.

spike wrote:these simultaneous convos got me thinking... i should buzz my hair just before/while the cleaner is here so i don't have to clean up the trimmings.

why not have the cleaner do both?

dad wrote:

spike wrote:these simultaneous convos got me thinking... i should buzz my hair just before/while the cleaner is here so i don't have to clean up the trimmings.

why not have the cleaner do both?

dad wrote:

spike wrote:these simultaneous convos got me thinking... i should buzz my hair just before/while the cleaner is here so i don't have to clean up the trimmings.

why not have the cleaner do both?

how many presidential libraries have you visited?

doug rr wrote:how many presidential libraries have you visited?

I live about 20 miles from the Gerald Ford presidential library and have walked past it, but I've never gone in.

tommy wrote:

doug rr wrote:how many presidential libraries have you visited?

I live about 20 miles from the Gerald Ford presidential library and have walked past it, but I've never gone in.

buy a ticket and go in

doug rr wrote:

tommy wrote:

doug rr wrote:how many presidential libraries have you visited?

I live about 20 miles from the Gerald Ford presidential library and have walked past it, but I've never gone in.

buy a ticket and go in

What do you think is in there?

tommy wrote:

doug rr wrote:

tommy wrote:

doug rr wrote:how many presidential libraries have you visited?

I live about 20 miles from the Gerald Ford presidential library and have walked past it, but I've never gone in.

buy a ticket and go in

What do you think is in there?

helmets and shoulder pads..

bodysnatcher wrote:

Coach wrote:

wease wrote:Do you guys wash your hair before a haircut knowing that it’s going to be washed again as part of the haircut appointment?

My barber doesn't wash my hair so I do it before. I think it's common courtesy.

I usually wash my hair twice a day anyway because I sweat at the gym.

I get a hair wash where I get my haircut, otherwise I’d go in with clean hair. The person who cuts my hair massages my scalp while washing my hair and it’s the best part of my life that I get to experience every 8-12 weeks.

This man gets it.

wease wrote:

bodysnatcher wrote:

Coach wrote:

wease wrote:Do you guys wash your hair before a haircut knowing that it’s going to be washed again as part of the haircut appointment?

My barber doesn't wash my hair so I do it before. I think it's common courtesy.

I usually wash my hair twice a day anyway because I sweat at the gym.

I get a hair wash where I get my haircut, otherwise I’d go in with clean hair. The person who cuts my hair massages my scalp while washing my hair and it’s the best part of my life that I get to experience every 8-12 weeks.

This man gets it.

8-12 week intervals. Wow.

Have you ever done a field sobriety test?

yeah

Nope.

How'd yours go, Spike?

Went okay, they let me go. I was like 30 feet from my driveway.

Were you nervous? I feel like it would be nerve-wracking. Did you have to blow into the breathalizer?

Nah

Any nerves would’ve been settled by the booze coursing through my veins. I must’ve played it pretty cool since they let me off.

No breathalyzer; what nailed me was the pupils following the flashlight test. If you can’t hold them steady all the way left or right, I guess it means you’re intoxicated.

I’m pretty sure I detailed my DUI arrest on this board before GD was deleted 4/1/22