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warehouse wrote:the funniest part of the ed solo dvd is when he looks up and smiles asking for applause after the 'society' solo. he looks like such a nerd.
Incorrect.

I ventured back into the slipstream this morning, intent on further investigating this DVD. I only managed one song, which seemed to be about a large sun sporting an erection that it was intentionally using to club giants in a rather large world.

But even based on this admitted lack of other information, I have a hard time believing that anything could be funnier than the amalgam of terrible attempts he makes at energizing the show throughout said song....other than maybe the flat notes and the amateurishly applied audio ducks intended to hide said flatness.

I dunno, maybe Blackbird was a little bit funnier...but I didn't dare rewatch, it for memory of the pain. My god, the pain.
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Im sensing the beginning of " Ed solo shows suck because they are not what they used to".
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RIP Ed Solo Shows

I've never attended an Ed solo show, but I don't know if I could handle 2+ hours of that many extended and connected vowel sounds.
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I really want to read a ten page discussion on Pearl Jam populated only by VinylGuy, stip, and warehouse. Maybe one or two others, but certainly not the likes of me.

Certainly not.
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hlniv wrote:RIP Ed Solo Shows

I've never attended an Ed solo show, but I don't know if I could handle 2+ hours of that many extended and connected vowel sounds.
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McParadigm wrote:I really want to read a ten page discussion on Pearl Jam populated only by VinylGuy, stip, and warehouse. Maybe one or two others, but certainly not the likes of me.

Certainly not.
I would like that.
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McParadigm wrote:
warehouse wrote:the funniest part of the ed solo dvd is when he looks up and smiles asking for applause after the 'society' solo. he looks like such a nerd.
Incorrect.

I ventured back into the slipstream this morning, intent on further investigating this DVD. I only managed one song, which seemed to be about a large sun sporting an erection that it was intentionally using to club giants in a rather large world.

But even based on this admitted lack of other information, I have a hard time believing that anything could be funnier than the amalgam of terrible attempts he makes at energizing the show throughout said song....other than maybe the flat notes and the amateurishly applied audio ducks intended to hide said flatness.

I dunno, maybe Blackbird was a little bit funnier...but I didn't dare rewatch, it for memory of the pain. My god, the pain.
You only went back to this because it was Eddie Vedder...
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Rangi Guy wrote:You only went back to this because it was Eddie Vedder...
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Rangi Guy wrote:You only went back to this because it was Eddie Vedder...
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wtf is he doing, circular hopscotch?
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What kind of halfwit selects these nonsensical interview fragments to be posted on the band's Facebook/Instagram accounts?
"With Pearl Jam, everybody is so good at what they do, it's hard to get up the courage to say, can I sing this part, or, I want to play guitar. I feel like I have more courage to do that." - Jeff Ament
"They [parents] said I could get a guitar if I took lessons, which I did..." - Mike McCready
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Birds in Hell wrote:What kind of halfwit selects these nonsensical interview fragments to be posted on the band's Facebook/Instagram accounts?
"With Pearl Jam, everybody is so good at what they do, it's hard to get up the courage to say, can I sing this part, or, I want to play guitar. I feel like I have more courage to do that." - Jeff Ament
"They [parents] said I could get a guitar if I took lessons, which I did..." - Mike McCready
They're completely atrocious, aren't they?
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