General Pearl Jam Bitching

[Heathen]

This forum is so miserable and jaded.

[McParadigm]

"Oh, it takes more than just the name Pearl Jam attached to something for you to find it remarkable? How horribly jaded and miserable you must be."

[Mine]

What kind of halfwit selects these nonsensical interview fragments to be posted on the band's Facebook/Instagram accounts?

"With Pearl Jam, everybody is so good at what they do, it's hard to get up the courage to say, can I sing this part, or, I want to play guitar. I feel like I have more courage to do that." - Jeff Ament

"They [parents] said I could get a guitar if I took lessons, which I did..." - Mike McCready

They're completely atrocious, aren't they?

It's not like there are much better quotes to chose from.

[harmless]

"Oh, it takes more than just the name Pearl Jam attached to something for you to find it remarkable? How horribly jaded and miserable you must be."

'Remarkable' is an interesting interpretation of 'not bad'.

[Birds in Hell]

What kind of halfwit selects these nonsensical interview fragments to be posted on the band's Facebook/Instagram accounts?

"With Pearl Jam, everybody is so good at what they do, it's hard to get up the courage to say, can I sing this part, or, I want to play guitar. I feel like I have more courage to do that." - Jeff Ament

"They [parents] said I could get a guitar if I took lessons, which I did..." - Mike McCready

They're completely atrocious, aren't they?

It's not like there are much better quotes to chose from.

It's not that they're unremarkable or dull, they're that too, it's that they don't make sense.

The Jeff quote for instance; at the beginning he's suggesting a reluctance to put his musical ideas and opinions forward because he feels everyone in the band is reasonably accomplished. All of a sudden, however, he now feels he can do that. Why? When did this change happen? Apart from Smile when did Jeff ever play guitar in the band?

Without any further context, it's utterly meaningless. It may as well read "I really enjoy sandwiches but the other guys are so good at making sandwiches that I don't make them. Now I make sandwiches."

If these were general, boring reflections on being a member of Pearl Jam and whatnot, that would be fine (if not terribly exciting). As it is, however, it's as though they're being selected by someone who has only a passing familiarity with the English language.

[stip]

What kind of halfwit selects these nonsensical interview fragments to be posted on the band's Facebook/Instagram accounts?

"With Pearl Jam, everybody is so good at what they do, it's hard to get up the courage to say, can I sing this part, or, I want to play guitar. I feel like I have more courage to do that." - Jeff Ament

"They [parents] said I could get a guitar if I took lessons, which I did..." - Mike McCready

They're completely atrocious, aren't they?

It's not like there are much better quotes to chose from.

It's not that they're unremarkable or dull, they're that too, it's that they don't make sense.

The Jeff quote for instance; at the beginning he's suggesting a reluctance to put his musical ideas and opinions forward because he feels everyone in the band is reasonably accomplished. All of a sudden, however, he now feels he can do that. Why? When did this change happen? Apart from Smile when did Jeff ever play guitar in the band?

Without any further context, it's utterly meaningless. It may as well read "I really enjoy sandwiches but the other guys are so good at making sandwiches that I don't make them. Now I make sandwiches."

well, now we know he makes sandwiches!

[Birds in Hell]

Seriously, though: it's really, really weird.

[Rangi Guy]

I wonder if his sandwiches are as good as what the other guys make? He looks like the type of guy to bring his packed lunch into the studio

[Lament]

Do you think those guys in Atlanta were just beating him up to take his lunch?

[Strat]

Johnny Sandwhich Maker Watson
Yellow Cheddar

[Birds in Hell]

Lightning BLT

[Strat]

Satans bread

[Jorge]

I Ham Mine

[Lament]

Sub-ersonic.

[Rangi Guy]

Why Go (to the bakery - I'm making sandwiches right now!)

[Strat]

breadcruster

[Norah]

Gonna Eat My Fried (Chicken)

[Birds in Hell]

Swallowed Wholegrain

[Strat]

DeliList

[Jorge]

Mind Your Mayo