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Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Sat March 28, 2020 3:37 pm
by 96583UP

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Sat March 28, 2020 4:33 pm
by Superblood Wolfmoon
Great news!

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Sat March 28, 2020 4:33 pm
by Superblood Wolfmoon
Whitey McTeeth wrote:I’m fine! Just had me a drug overdose is all. No story there.
Everything good Whitey?

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Sat March 28, 2020 6:14 pm
by wease
Wow. That’s our medical supply company. Wonder how quick we’ll be able to get them.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Sat March 28, 2020 7:03 pm
by BurtReynolds

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Sat March 28, 2020 7:06 pm
by Bi_3
BurtReynolds wrote:


Orange man baaaad!

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Sat March 28, 2020 7:18 pm
by McParadigm
Bi_3 wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:


Orange man baaaad!
You’re pretty weird sometimes

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Sat March 28, 2020 7:31 pm
by verb_to_trust
Bi_3 wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:


Orange man baaaad!
Yes

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Sat March 28, 2020 7:32 pm
by bart
Thats the same guy who did an interview with the times like two weeks ago that was basically a pr piece for China.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Sat March 28, 2020 7:34 pm
by bart
Isn’t it possible only because China is an autocracy?

Journalists also say, “Well, they’re only acting out of fear of the government,” as if it’s some evil fire-breathing regime that eats babies. I talked to lots of people outside the system — in hotels, on trains, in the streets at night.

They’re mobilized, like in a war, and it’s fear of the virus that was driving them. They really saw themselves as on the front lines of protecting the rest of China. And the world.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nytime ... d.amp.html

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Sat March 28, 2020 8:07 pm
by Bi_3

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Sat March 28, 2020 8:26 pm
by 96583UP
this driver def got a burlap sack thrown over his head and pushed into a car shortly after this
One photo published by Caixin shows a truck loaded with 2,500 urns arriving at the Hankou Mortuary. The driver said that he had delivered the same amount to the mortuary the day before.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Sat March 28, 2020 9:00 pm
by Strat
aaand my friends husband has it :\

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Sat March 28, 2020 10:24 pm
by 96583UP
Strat wrote:aaand my friends husband has it :\
mild, medium, or severe?

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Sat March 28, 2020 11:09 pm
by Self
My boss got it good. Said it was the sickest he's ever been. He talked about fever a lot, between coughs. Jesus told him I was next. I asked him if he got tested, and he said the previous 7 days were his test. He thinks he passed. I'd rather not get it.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Sat March 28, 2020 11:48 pm
by Bi_3
Self wrote:My boss got it good. Said it was the sickest he's ever been. He talked about fever a lot, between coughs. Jesus told him I was next. I asked him if he got tested, and he said the previous 7 days were his test. He thinks he passed. I'd rather not get it.
What treatments did he use?

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Sun March 29, 2020 12:02 am
by Self
Bi_3 wrote:
Self wrote:My boss got it good. Said it was the sickest he's ever been. He talked about fever a lot, between coughs. Jesus told him I was next. I asked him if he got tested, and he said the previous 7 days were his test. He thinks he passed. I'd rather not get it.
What treatments did he use?
Prayer.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Sun March 29, 2020 12:35 am
by Chris_H_2
my mom texted me (among others) that the pope was asking everyone to say the our father on friday noon. the dick that i am, i texted at 12:02 and asked if the coronavirus was gone now. crickets.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Sun March 29, 2020 12:49 am
by Bi_3
Self wrote:
Bi_3 wrote:
Self wrote:My boss got it good. Said it was the sickest he's ever been. He talked about fever a lot, between coughs. Jesus told him I was next. I asked him if he got tested, and he said the previous 7 days were his test. He thinks he passed. I'd rather not get it.
What treatments did he use?
Prayer.
More effective than homeopathy

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Sun March 29, 2020 12:58 am
by doug rr
Whitey McTeeth wrote:I’m fine! Just had me a drug overdose is all. No story there.
damn, tell us anyway, hope you're ok