The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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massive pile of excrement this morning. lots of wiping tho.
i guess that's the tradeoff sometimes.
i guess that's the tradeoff sometimes.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
now when i regular i can promote regularity
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I'm currently taking a suboptimal shit
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this isn't reflecting well on the juanhamm account.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
now when i regular i can promote regularity
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It’s only worth it when you’ve been backed up for awhiledad wrote:massive pile of excrement this morning. lots of wiping tho.
i guess that's the tradeoff sometimes.
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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i really hate that for you.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:It’s only worth it when you’ve been backed up for awhiledad wrote:massive pile of excrement this morning. lots of wiping tho.
i guess that's the tradeoff sometimes.
i want to help you fix it.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
now when i regular i can promote regularity
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It’s less frequent than a few months ago, but hopefully my weeks are generally better than last. The times I ate and a missed regular meal or two may have contributed.dad wrote:i really hate that for you.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:It’s only worth it when you’ve been backed up for awhiledad wrote:massive pile of excrement this morning. lots of wiping tho.
i guess that's the tradeoff sometimes.
i want to help you fix it.
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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I mean if you're not putting food in your body it can delay things from moving along.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:It’s less frequent than a few months ago, but hopefully my weeks are generally better than last. The times I ate and a missed regular meal or two may have contributed.dad wrote:i really hate that for you.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:It’s only worth it when you’ve been backed up for awhiledad wrote:massive pile of excrement this morning. lots of wiping tho.
i guess that's the tradeoff sometimes.
i want to help you fix it.
I'm far from an expert. Just worried about your digestive health, bub.
Regularity is dope, and you deserve dope sh*t.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
now when i regular i can promote regularity
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I should be alright, but I appreciate it. I know I missed Wednesday lunch completely, and maybe one other meal. Then twice just had a few small things like snacks, fruit, babies etc..dad wrote:I mean if you're not putting food in your body it can delay things from moving along.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:It’s less frequent than a few months ago, but hopefully my weeks are generally better than last. The times I ate and a missed regular meal or two may have contributed.dad wrote:i really hate that for you.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:It’s only worth it when you’ve been backed up for awhiledad wrote:massive pile of excrement this morning. lots of wiping tho.
i guess that's the tradeoff sometimes.
i want to help you fix it.
I'm far from an expert. Just worried about your digestive health, bub.
Regularity is dope, and you deserve dope sh*t.
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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Pooped before bed and now up at 3:30am for another round. Supper has absolutely killed me.
Let me tell you, Homer Simpson is cock of nothing!
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Hopefully I’m getting the last of supper out now.
Let me tell you, Homer Simpson is cock of nothing!
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Nothing super noteworthy to pass along this AM.
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Pooless day
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pooping now
feels good
smells like poop
feels good
smells like poop
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As reported earlier today in the weight loss thread, I took two beautiful dumps this morning.
The end result was 0.4 pounds dropped. Pants fitting nicely. I probably won't go again until later today, but I will continue to monitor and support thread posters in their quest for non-nonsense regularity.
The end result was 0.4 pounds dropped. Pants fitting nicely. I probably won't go again until later today, but I will continue to monitor and support thread posters in their quest for non-nonsense regularity.
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all power and praise
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Still feeling good. I might be done for the day. That's ok.
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about to head into the water closet to make magic happen.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
now when i regular i can promote regularity
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keep us posted!
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everything went well. very pleased with the output.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
now when i regular i can promote regularity
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Right after getting out of bed I had a difficult time pushing out a few stones. Then pushed out a slightly below average log. Better than nothing.
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