The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

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massive pile of excrement this morning. lots of wiping tho.

i guess that's the tradeoff sometimes.
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I'm currently taking a suboptimal shit
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this isn't reflecting well on the juanhamm account.
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dad wrote:massive pile of excrement this morning. lots of wiping tho.

i guess that's the tradeoff sometimes.
It’s only worth it when you’ve been backed up for awhile
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:massive pile of excrement this morning. lots of wiping tho.

i guess that's the tradeoff sometimes.
It’s only worth it when you’ve been backed up for awhile
i really hate that for you.

i want to help you fix it.
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dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:massive pile of excrement this morning. lots of wiping tho.

i guess that's the tradeoff sometimes.
It’s only worth it when you’ve been backed up for awhile
i really hate that for you.

i want to help you fix it.
It’s less frequent than a few months ago, but hopefully my weeks are generally better than last. The times I ate and a missed regular meal or two may have contributed.
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I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:massive pile of excrement this morning. lots of wiping tho.

i guess that's the tradeoff sometimes.
It’s only worth it when you’ve been backed up for awhile
i really hate that for you.

i want to help you fix it.
It’s less frequent than a few months ago, but hopefully my weeks are generally better than last. The times I ate and a missed regular meal or two may have contributed.
I mean if you're not putting food in your body it can delay things from moving along.

I'm far from an expert. Just worried about your digestive health, bub.

Regularity is dope, and you deserve dope sh*t.
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now when i regular i can promote regularity
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dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:massive pile of excrement this morning. lots of wiping tho.

i guess that's the tradeoff sometimes.
It’s only worth it when you’ve been backed up for awhile
i really hate that for you.

i want to help you fix it.
It’s less frequent than a few months ago, but hopefully my weeks are generally better than last. The times I ate and a missed regular meal or two may have contributed.
I mean if you're not putting food in your body it can delay things from moving along.

I'm far from an expert. Just worried about your digestive health, bub.

Regularity is dope, and you deserve dope sh*t.
I should be alright, but I appreciate it. I know I missed Wednesday lunch completely, and maybe one other meal. Then twice just had a few small things like snacks, fruit, babies etc..
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Pooped before bed and now up at 3:30am for another round. Supper has absolutely killed me.
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Hopefully I’m getting the last of supper out now.
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Nothing super noteworthy to pass along this AM.
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Pooless day
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pooping now

feels good

smells like poop
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As reported earlier today in the weight loss thread, I took two beautiful dumps this morning.

The end result was 0.4 pounds dropped. Pants fitting nicely. I probably won't go again until later today, but I will continue to monitor and support thread posters in their quest for non-nonsense regularity.
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all power and praise
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Still feeling good. I might be done for the day. That's ok.
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about to head into the water closet to make magic happen.
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keep us posted!
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everything went well. very pleased with the output.
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Right after getting out of bed I had a difficult time pushing out a few stones. Then pushed out a slightly below average log. Better than nothing.
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