The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump

[tommy]

Trump has only been in the courtroom for 40 minutes this morning and word is he has already been admonished by the judge at least five times. Can't wait to see what his next presidency brings!

Hopefully the stress of being prosecuted kills him

[simple schoolboy]

We are all poorer for there not existing video of this proceeding.

[Bi_3]

Can judges do that?

[dimejinky99]

NY attorney: Did you get copies of statements in 2021?

Donald Trump: I was so busy in the White House with China, Russia, and keeping the country...

NY attorney: You were not the President in 2021.

[spike]

NY attorney: Did you get copies of statements in 2021?

Donald Trump: I was so busy in the White House with China, Russia, and keeping the country...

NY attorney: You were not the President in 2021.

the busy with china and russia part is probably true.

[simple schoolboy]

Can judges do that?

It's a bench trial, the Judge doesn't have to worry about biasing a jury.

[knee tunes]

As an accountant I was loving the depositions

full-hearted enjoying them like the "disclaimer statement"

[Higgs]

Trump's disclaimer is basically "If you believe anything I say or that is contained within these reports then you are an idiot".

I love how he throws out the "do your own research" line when mentioning the disclaimer too, as he knows how well that line plays with his people.

[Anders]

I'm still surprised at all the support he gets. Even after all the trials, nothing seems to stop his popularity.

[Peeps]

I'm still surprised at all the support he gets. Even after all the trials, nothing seems to stop his popularity.

never ever ever underestimate the loyalty of ignorant americans

[Bammer]

NY attorney: Did you get copies of statements in 2021?

Donald Trump: I was so busy in the White House with China, Russia, and keeping the country...

NY attorney: You were not the President in 2021.

Pop quiz, hot shot: Who was the president for the first 19 days of 2021?

Checkmate, bitch.

[dad]

NY attorney: Did you get copies of statements in 2021?

Donald Trump: I was so busy in the White House with China, Russia, and keeping the country...

NY attorney: You were not the President in 2021.

Pop quiz, hot shot: Who was the president for the first 19 days of 2021?

Checkmate, bitch.

I was busy trying to incite an insurrection.

[spike]

NY attorney: Did you get copies of statements in 2021?

Donald Trump: I was so busy in the White House with China, Russia, and keeping the country...

NY attorney: You were not the President in 2021.

Pop quiz, hot shot: Who was the president for the first 19 days of 2021?

Checkmate, bitch.

I seem to remember Trump mailing in his last few months as president. He was entirely focused on discrediting the election.

[Peeps]

NY attorney: Did you get copies of statements in 2021?

Donald Trump: I was so busy in the White House with China, Russia, and keeping the country...

NY attorney: You were not the President in 2021.

Pop quiz, hot shot: Who was the president for the first 19 days of 2021?

Checkmate, bitch.

I seem to remember Trump mailing in his last few months as president. He was entirely focused on discrediting the election.

how big of a dumbass do you have to believe that trump was working to strengthen america for the first 19 days and not strengthening his grip of power

[Higgs]

...strengthening his grip of power

I wonder if this is how he ended up with the Stormy Daniels reported mushroom head?

[Peeps]

what a cause/effect visual

[Bi_3]

#NeverForget

[tree_]

#NeverForget

haha i remember that. It was so funny. What was the story? They thought the address was actually for an airport hangar or something?

[Anders]

I'm still surprised at all the support he gets. Even after all the trials, nothing seems to stop his popularity.

never ever ever underestimate the loyalty of ignorant americans

Good advice.

[wease]

#NeverForget

haha i remember that. It was so funny. What was the story? They thought the address was actually for an airport hangar or something?

The business had the same name as a top tier hotel or something. Like Four Seasons and they ended up in front of Four Seasons Lawn Care.