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Re: Are you not going to watch the Oscars this year?
Posted: Mon March 28, 2022 3:20 pm
by washing machine
VinylGuy wrote:He is not even pressing charges.
That would have been ridiculous. Almost as ridiculous as the time a barback I once worked with called the police and attempted to press charges on a bartender who wouldn't stop poking his nose with a bar spoon and saying "boop" during a shift. (true story)
Re: Are you not going to watch the Oscars this year?
Posted: Mon March 28, 2022 3:21 pm
by Strat
washing machine wrote:VinylGuy wrote:He is not even pressing charges.
That would have been ridiculous. Almost as ridiculous as the time a barback I once worked with called the police and attempted to press charges on a bartender who wouldn't stop poking his nose with a bar spoon and saying "boop" during a shift. (true story)
That’s not the same thing at all
I guess this is just Reid’s whole Texas justice upbringing
Re: Are you not going to watch the Oscars this year?
Posted: Mon March 28, 2022 3:22 pm
by washing machine
Strat wrote:washing machine wrote:VinylGuy wrote:He is not even pressing charges.
That would have been ridiculous. Almost as ridiculous as the time a barback I once worked with called the police and attempted to press charges on a bartender who wouldn't stop poking his nose with a bar spoon and saying "boop" during a shift. (true story)
That’s not the same thing at all
I guess this is just Reid’s whole Texas justice upbringing
Of course it's not the same thing, but they are both the same in the sense that neither require police intervention. Also it was an excuse to share that story which continues to be hilarious to me.
- Spoiler: show
- The barback who called the police got arrested, weirdly enough. He had traffic warrants.

Re: Are you not going to watch the Oscars this year?
Posted: Mon March 28, 2022 3:23 pm
by tree_
tree_ wrote:Guys, this also has a lot to do with the state of comedy right now, and how people react to humor in general.
Did you hear his acceptance speech? He was talking about how as actours in this business they have to endure and just laugh when being made fun of and stuff. Is it really that hard to laugh at yourself? I do it all the time.
Re: Are you not going to watch the Oscars this year?
Posted: Mon March 28, 2022 3:23 pm
by VinylGuy
i mean we all saw he hit him so it would have made sense to press charges.
Re: Are you not going to watch the Oscars this year?
Posted: Mon March 28, 2022 3:23 pm
by Chris_H_2
washing machine wrote:VinylGuy wrote:He is not even pressing charges.
That would have been ridiculous. Almost as ridiculous as the time a barback I once worked with called the police and attempted to press charges on a bartender who wouldn't stop poking his nose with a bar spoon and saying "boop" during a shift. (true story)
I hope that dude was fired
Re: Are you not going to watch the Oscars this year?
Posted: Mon March 28, 2022 3:24 pm
by washing machine
Chris_H_2 wrote:washing machine wrote:VinylGuy wrote:He is not even pressing charges.
That would have been ridiculous. Almost as ridiculous as the time a barback I once worked with called the police and attempted to press charges on a bartender who wouldn't stop poking his nose with a bar spoon and saying "boop" during a shift. (true story)
I hope that dude was fired
Yes, he was.
Re: Are you not going to watch the Oscars this year?
Posted: Mon March 28, 2022 3:25 pm
by The Argonaut
Even if you think the slap was just a bad moment that could happen to anyone---it boggles the mind that he just sat there laughing for the next hour and then a whole room of morons gave him a standing ovation that same night
Re: Are you not going to watch the Oscars this year?
Posted: Mon March 28, 2022 3:26 pm
by Jorge
washing machine wrote:Chris_H_2 wrote:washing machine wrote:VinylGuy wrote:He is not even pressing charges.
That would have been ridiculous. Almost as ridiculous as the time a barback I once worked with called the police and attempted to press charges on a bartender who wouldn't stop poking his nose with a bar spoon and saying "boop" during a shift. (true story)
I hope that dude was fired
Yes, he was.
I hope he won the Academy Award for Best Actor
Re: Are you not going to watch the Oscars this year?
Posted: Mon March 28, 2022 3:26 pm
by Anders
VinylGuy wrote:i mean we all saw he hit him so it would have made sense to press charges.
If it was a random dude that attacked him at a comedy show he did, he would have.
Re: Are you not going to watch the Oscars this year?
Posted: Mon March 28, 2022 3:27 pm
by Jorge
The Argonaut wrote:Even if you think the slap was just a bad moment that could happen to anyone---it boggles the mind that he just sat there laughing for the next hour and then a whole room of morons gave him a standing ovation that same night
They were afraid he would hit them too
Re: Are you not going to watch the Oscars this year?
Posted: Mon March 28, 2022 3:27 pm
by VinylGuy
The Argonaut wrote:Even if you think the slap was just a bad moment that could happen to anyone---it boggles the mind that he just sat there laughing for the next hour and then a whole room of morons gave him a standing ovation that same night
and he was dancing at the post party event. And singing too.
It was like ¨ ey!! it was because of looooove¨
Re: Are you not going to watch the Oscars this year?
Posted: Mon March 28, 2022 3:27 pm
by macphisto
washing machine wrote:Chris_H_2 wrote:washing machine wrote:VinylGuy wrote:He is not even pressing charges.
That would have been ridiculous. Almost as ridiculous as the time a barback I once worked with called the police and attempted to press charges on a bartender who wouldn't stop poking his nose with a bar spoon and saying "boop" during a shift. (true story)
I hope that dude was fired
Yes, he was.
What about the serial booper? Hope he got his ass kicked...or at least slapped.
Re: Are you not going to watch the Oscars this year?
Posted: Mon March 28, 2022 3:28 pm
by Strat
The Argonaut wrote:Even if you think the slap was just a bad moment that could happen to anyone---it boggles the mind that he just sat there laughing for the next hour and then a whole room of morons gave him a standing ovation that same night
Invoking god and the devil. Laughable. What a magician he was. I can’t believe people applauded him.
Re: Are you not going to watch the Oscars this year?
Posted: Mon March 28, 2022 3:28 pm
by tree_
He is a righteous defender of his loved ones, despite everyone else.
Re: Are you not going to watch the Oscars this year?
Posted: Mon March 28, 2022 3:28 pm
by warehouse
it's almost like will smith is human with complex emotions!
Re: Are you not going to watch the Oscars this year?
Posted: Mon March 28, 2022 3:29 pm
by tree_
uncontained*
Re: Are you not going to watch the Oscars this year?
Posted: Mon March 28, 2022 3:29 pm
by wease
tree_ wrote:washing machine wrote:I'll walk not calling it violent back a bit. You're right. That slap was de facto "violent." The language was aggressive. He probably should have been walked out of the building, but I'll stop way short of saying he should have been arrested or even that this was a toxic display of masculinity. I guess that's where the bee in my bonnet comes from. This behavior isn't some new thing. Like spike pointed out, I see it in the bar often (and we train our door staff to de-escalate it by walking people out of the building.) We see worse in baseball games, as I've pointed out. It's the attempt to load the event with deeper meaning of capital V violence, like the kind that escalates into true fisticuffs, that I think is overboard. A man insulted another man's wife, then got slapped by a husband who thought he was doing the right thing in the heat of the moment. Is that really so surprising? This is how the world works.
It's different. He's not just some guy in a bar. He's up there on his pedestal with his platitudes; "I am God's vessel for love" on the very night he SMACKS rock in the face. Hypocritical, ironic, hilarious.
Jackie Chiles
Re: Are you not going to watch the Oscars this year?
Posted: Mon March 28, 2022 3:29 pm
by tragabigzanda
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
Re: Are you not going to watch the Oscars this year?
Posted: Mon March 28, 2022 3:30 pm
by Mickey
Rich people are not human