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Re: RMers with kids

Posted: Wed July 20, 2022 12:09 am
by spike
My kid just walked up to me, reached back, and dropped a man sized log of shit on the floor.

Re: RMers with kids

Posted: Wed July 20, 2022 12:11 am
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: RMers with kids

Posted: Wed July 20, 2022 12:23 am
by spike
tragabigzanda wrote:
spike wrote:My kid just walked up to me, reached back, and dropped a man sized log of shit on the floor.
this doesn't seem to be working too well
There have been wins, and losses. Trying to be patient.

Re: RMers with kids

Posted: Wed July 20, 2022 12:28 am
by JuanHamm
vacatetheturd

Re: RMers with kids

Posted: Wed July 20, 2022 12:48 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
spike wrote:My kid just walked up to me, reached back, and dropped a man sized log of shit on the floor.
dad would just pick it up and throw it in the neighbor's yard.

Re: RMers with kids

Posted: Wed July 20, 2022 2:56 am
by dad
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
spike wrote:My kid just walked up to me, reached back, and dropped a man sized log of shit on the floor.
dad would just pick it up and throw it in the neighbor's yard.
no, i'd throw in the empty field next to my house like a good neighbor.

also, WOW, spike...best of luck.

Re: RMers with kids

Posted: Wed July 20, 2022 2:57 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
spike wrote:My kid just walked up to me, reached back, and dropped a man sized log of shit on the floor.
dad would just pick it up and throw it in the neighbor's yard.
no, i'd throw in the empty field next to my house like a good neighbor.
The field is your neighbor. Idiot.

Re: RMers with kids

Posted: Wed July 20, 2022 2:58 am
by dad
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
spike wrote:My kid just walked up to me, reached back, and dropped a man sized log of shit on the floor.
dad would just pick it up and throw it in the neighbor's yard.
no, i'd throw in the empty field next to my house like a good neighbor.
The field is your neighbor. Idiot.
put the neighborhood up your ass.

Re: RMers with kids

Posted: Wed July 20, 2022 2:59 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
spike wrote:My kid just walked up to me, reached back, and dropped a man sized log of shit on the floor.
dad would just pick it up and throw it in the neighbor's yard.
no, i'd throw in the empty field next to my house like a good neighbor.
The field is your neighbor. Idiot.
put the neighborhood up your ass.
It's a beautiful day.

Re: RMers with kids

Posted: Wed July 20, 2022 2:59 am
by dad
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
spike wrote:My kid just walked up to me, reached back, and dropped a man sized log of shit on the floor.
dad would just pick it up and throw it in the neighbor's yard.
no, i'd throw in the empty field next to my house like a good neighbor.
The field is your neighbor. Idiot.
put the neighborhood up your ass.
It's a beautiful day.
it's not because you've ruined it.

Re: RMers with kids

Posted: Wed July 20, 2022 3:00 am
by Dev
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
spike wrote:My kid just walked up to me, reached back, and dropped a man sized log of shit on the floor.
dad would just pick it up and throw it in the neighbor's yard.
no, i'd throw in the empty field next to my house like a good neighbor.
The field is your neighbor. Idiot.
put the neighborhood up your ass.
It's a beautiful day.
it's not because you've ruined it.
lenny has gone full heel and it sucks ass

Re: RMers with kids

Posted: Wed July 20, 2022 3:03 am
by dad
Dev wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
spike wrote:My kid just walked up to me, reached back, and dropped a man sized log of shit on the floor.
dad would just pick it up and throw it in the neighbor's yard.
no, i'd throw in the empty field next to my house like a good neighbor.
The field is your neighbor. Idiot.
put the neighborhood up your ass.
It's a beautiful day.
it's not because you've ruined it.
lenny has gone full heel and it sucks ass
maybe if he puts his heel up his ass he'll make another turn.

Re: RMers with kids

Posted: Wed July 20, 2022 3:04 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
I don't put anything up my ass. Not even penises.

Re: RMers with kids

Posted: Wed July 20, 2022 3:04 am
by Dev
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I don't put anything up my ass. Not even penises.
ur so vanilla

Re: RMers with kids

Posted: Wed July 20, 2022 3:05 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
Dev wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I don't put anything up my ass. Not even penises.
ur so vanilla
I am well aware.

Re: RMers with kids

Posted: Wed July 20, 2022 3:44 am
by spike
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I don't put anything up my ass. Not even penises.
do you ever think about it

Re: RMers with kids

Posted: Wed July 20, 2022 4:10 am
by Monkey_Driven
My youngest is finally starting to walk (at 15 months). I forgot how hilarious the line between overconfidence and faceplants can be.

Re: RMers with kids

Posted: Wed July 20, 2022 11:02 am
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: RMers with kids

Posted: Wed July 20, 2022 1:21 pm
by Monkey_Driven
tragabigzanda wrote:Will the oldest help guide him away from the really bad falls do you think ?
That's a cute thought.

Re: RMers with kids

Posted: Wed July 20, 2022 1:24 pm
by tree_
My 8 year old has begun crawling all over the place and my almost 4 year old is actually a lot of help. He prevented him from eating a tiny Yoshi sticker the other day.