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[verb_to_trust]

She's probably one of those fats that tries to tell you stuff like "my blood work comes back perfect!"

[spike]

how long has macphisto been banned this time?

[Dev]

Was he banned???

[spike]

We’ll know once the Elon tweet thread falls off the first page.

[spike]

Standby jury summons 7/5. How do I get out of it?

[tree_]

It is dangerous and smelly to climb up one’s own ass. What are people even looking for in there?

[wease]

Standby jury summons 7/5. How do I get out of it?

Tell them you have definite feelings about the case and cannot possibly be impartial.

Or that you’re related to the defendant.

[E.H. Ruddock]

Tell them you are a true American and celebrate July 4th all week

[tree_]

Don’t lie. You will regret it.

[spike]

Don’t lie. You will regret it.

Why?

[epilogue]

Standby jury summons 7/5. How do I get out of it?

Don't.

Do your civic duty. It's a privilege and we need good people to serve on juries.

[spike]

Standby jury summons 7/5. How do I get out of it?

Don't.

Do your civic duty. It's a privilege and we need good people to serve on juries.

Maybe I’ll see about postponing. The date is tricky.

[JuanHamm]

Just don't show up. They're not going to waste resources chasing you down.

[tree_]

It would go on his permanent record.

[spike]

I think they’d just fine me.

[tree_]

Knock on wood

[JuanHamm]

I no showed Jury duty a few years ago and suffered no consequences at all.

[doug rr]

I no showed Jury duty a few years ago and suffered no consequences at all.

me too...i postponed but then actually forgot when the time came..that was a few years ago

[epilogue]

[tree_]

Feeling good about teaming up with Joey here for a change