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Re: The pee thread. (a thread, mostly, for tree_)

Posted: Fri August 11, 2023 6:23 pm
by Coach
Coach wrote:I had to get up to pee a couple times last night.

All I had before dinner was some water and a diet soda.

I think that once I start eating and drinking healthy, my body sheds that water weight fast through urine.
Good pee continues all day!

Going for a walk around the lake and that should help me shed some water weight, too.

Excellent times! We are flowing like a strong river. A big river. Like the Mississippi. Hee-haw!

Re: The pee thread. (a thread, mostly, for tree_)

Posted: Tue August 15, 2023 7:19 pm
by Coach
There's a ton of pee talk in the threads today.

Re: The pee thread. (a thread, mostly, for tree_)

Posted: Tue August 15, 2023 7:21 pm
by dad
i've been pissing like a racehorse all day.

staying hydrated too.

stay hydrated, RM.

Re: The pee thread. (a thread, mostly, for tree_)

Posted: Tue August 15, 2023 7:22 pm
by Coach
I'm drinking a big thing of ice water right now

Re: The pee thread. (a thread, mostly, for tree_)

Posted: Tue August 15, 2023 9:37 pm
by tommy
Coach wrote:I'm drinking a big thing of ice water right now
I hope you aren't going to the theater tonight

Re: The pee thread. (a thread, mostly, for tree_)

Posted: Tue August 15, 2023 11:17 pm
by Gas Lite
Sometimes there's like a tablespoon of pee left after I think I'm done that gets unleashed in my boxer briefs. It's one of the things I hate most about having a penis.

Re: The pee thread. (a thread, mostly, for tree_)

Posted: Wed August 16, 2023 1:11 am
by Coach
tommy wrote:
Coach wrote:I'm drinking a big thing of ice water right now
I hope you aren't going to the theater tonight
I'm in a safe place with access to a toilet. But thanks for checking in.

Re: The pee thread. (a thread, mostly, for tree_)

Posted: Wed August 16, 2023 1:26 am
by Coach
Just had another steady, firm discharge

Re: The pee thread. (a thread, mostly, for tree_)

Posted: Wed August 16, 2023 1:28 am
by dad
was it a fuckload of piss?

Re: The pee thread. (a thread, mostly, for tree_)

Posted: Wed August 16, 2023 1:32 am
by Coach
it was

Re: The pee thread. (a thread, mostly, for tree_)

Posted: Wed August 16, 2023 1:39 am
by tommy
Went to see The last voyage of the Demeter tonight. I almost forgot to pee before the movie, but I'm went during the last preview (five nights at Freddy's)

Enjoyed the movie and didn't have to pee during it, despite drinking a medium Dr pepper.

Re: The pee thread. (a thread, mostly, for tree_)

Posted: Wed August 16, 2023 1:40 am
by dad
How much piss?

How much did you weigh after?

Re: The pee thread. (a thread, mostly, for tree_)

Posted: Wed August 16, 2023 1:41 am
by Coach
YOU ARE EARTHLINGS

Re: The pee thread. (a thread, mostly, for tree_)

Posted: Thu August 17, 2023 1:12 pm
by 96583UP
a monstrous pee during the night

had been dehydrated and had a couple pints of water late

might have been a 120-second long pee

just endless

Re: The pee thread. (a thread, mostly, for tree_)

Posted: Thu August 17, 2023 5:11 pm
by Coach
Really strong, clear pee just now. Had some Gatorade Zero.

Unfortunately, someone did not have good aim and peed all over the floor in front of the urinal. :shake:

Re: The pee thread. (a thread, mostly, for tree_)

Posted: Thu August 17, 2023 6:40 pm
by 96583UP
wait you are supposed to pee in the urinal?

Re: The pee thread. (a thread, mostly, for tree_)

Posted: Thu August 17, 2023 6:43 pm
by Coach
yes and you can buy them online for about $137

Re: The pee thread. (a thread, mostly, for tree_)

Posted: Thu August 17, 2023 6:47 pm
by tommy
96583UP wrote:wait you are supposed to pee in the urinal?
Urinals are for urine and semen ONLY

Re: The pee thread. (a thread, mostly, for tree_)

Posted: Thu August 17, 2023 7:17 pm
by 96583UP
i thought we used them to wash our hands or fill up water bottles

Re: The pee thread. (a thread, mostly, for tree_)

Posted: Thu August 17, 2023 7:21 pm
by dad
96583UP wrote:i thought we used them to wash our hands or fill up water bottles
same.

shit, we've been doing this all wrong...