There’s only one Michael J FoxFarmer John wrote: Tue August 25, 2026 4:34 pmBecome Michael J. FoxJorge wrote: Tue August 25, 2026 4:25 pmBecome Terry FoxFarmer John wrote: Tue August 25, 2026 3:50 pmWork at Tim Hortons, be a Zamboni driver, become a member of Broken Social Scene. The possibilities are endless!tragabigzanda wrote: Tue August 25, 2026 3:08 pm I just learned I am eligible for Canadian citizenship. Struggling to imagine the possibilities.
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Dude! Move to Portugal!tragabigzanda wrote: Tue August 25, 2026 5:28 pmNo, my dad learned that my great-great-grandfather actually landed in Canada before starting a family and moving to the US. So under Canadian law, we'd be granted citizenship with the proper paperwork. We have similar eligibility for Portugal and Italy, and are just being lazy about getting stuff sorted out.wease wrote: Tue August 25, 2026 4:14 pmDid you move?tragabigzanda wrote: Tue August 25, 2026 3:08 pm I just learned I am eligible for Canadian citizenship. Struggling to imagine the possibilities.
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i know!epilogue wrote: Tue August 25, 2026 8:47 pmDude! Move to Portugal!tragabigzanda wrote: Tue August 25, 2026 5:28 pmNo, my dad learned that my great-great-grandfather actually landed in Canada before starting a family and moving to the US. So under Canadian law, we'd be granted citizenship with the proper paperwork. We have similar eligibility for Portugal and Italy, and are just being lazy about getting stuff sorted out.wease wrote: Tue August 25, 2026 4:14 pmDid you move?tragabigzanda wrote: Tue August 25, 2026 3:08 pm I just learned I am eligible for Canadian citizenship. Struggling to imagine the possibilities.
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italy changed their law recently
much more difficult now unless parent or grandparent was born in italy
much more difficult now unless parent or grandparent was born in italy
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Yeah, my great grandparents were born in Italy and i contacted a company about it. It is much harder to do now unless it’sa grandparent or parent96583UP wrote: Tue August 25, 2026 10:42 pm italy changed their law recently
much more difficult now unless parent or grandparent was born in italy
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my wife qualifies for Italy across 3/4 grandparents
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god damn you're luckytragabigzanda wrote: Tue August 25, 2026 5:28 pmNo, my dad learned that my great-great-grandfather actually landed in Canada before starting a family and moving to the US. So under Canadian law, we'd be granted citizenship with the proper paperwork. We have similar eligibility for Portugal and Italy, and are just being lazy about getting stuff sorted out.wease wrote: Tue August 25, 2026 4:14 pmDid you move?tragabigzanda wrote: Tue August 25, 2026 3:08 pm I just learned I am eligible for Canadian citizenship. Struggling to imagine the possibilities.
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My grandfather was from Italy. I guess that’s my back up plan.
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My grandparents were Mennonites, so I might join that community
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I guess it's officially Lake America now. Damn. He got our ass
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When I was a kid we were taught that the beauty of our democracy was a system of checks and balances, This cunt just wakes up from a nap and does whatever he wants and no one tells him no.Farmer John wrote: Thu August 27, 2026 6:43 pm I guess it's officially Lake America now. Damn. He got our ass
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I'm not a fan of Doug Ford, to put it mildly. But I will admit, he has been fun to watch during this trade war.
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I mean, EOs aren't law but completely inundating the courts is definitely a tactic. Many are challenged and I'm fairly certain all go through some judicial review but good lord the American legal system is a slow process. I assume this list will be notated regularly.daft twat wrote: Fri August 28, 2026 3:35 amWhen I was a kid we were taught that the beauty of our democracy was a system of checks and balances, This cunt just wakes up from a nap and does whatever he wants and no one tells him no.Farmer John wrote: Thu August 27, 2026 6:43 pm I guess it's officially Lake America now. Damn. He got our ass
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Google maps already changed it to lake America. Wtf
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