CHANHASSEN, MN—After hearing the shocking news of the iconic pop star’s unexpected death, the U.S. populace reported Thursday that it was simply too sad to fuck, even though they knew it was what Prince would have wanted. “If Prince is looking down on us right now, I know he’d want to see us all get down and fuck, but I’m still just so upset that he’s gone that I don’t think I could get in the mood,” said 37-year-old Arizona resident Carol Parnum, echoing the sentiment of tens of millions of Americans across the country, who acknowledged that, despite recognizing that nothing would have brought more joy to the seven-time Grammy-winning multi-instrumentalist than everyone getting freaky and fucking all night long, their emotions were still much too raw to do so. “Look, I understand that Prince wouldn’t want us to be moping around with our heads in our hands, crying about how he’s gone and never coming back—no, he would want us to fuck raw and to fuck nasty. But I...I just can’t. My heart just isn’t in it right now.” After much personal anguish, the teary-eyed nation reportedly took a deep breath and solemnly mustered the resolve to get naked and start fucking, saying it was simply the right thing to do.
Re: Purple Rain: The Official Prince Thread.
Posted: Thu April 21, 2016 8:27 pm
by doone
evenslow wrote:Makes Petty and Lynne and gang look like a bunch of rank amateurs (and they're the best!). Might be my favorite single musical moment ever...
CHANHASSEN, MN—After hearing the shocking news of the iconic pop star’s unexpected death, the U.S. populace reported Thursday that it was simply too sad to fuck, even though they knew it was what Prince would have wanted. “If Prince is looking down on us right now, I know he’d want to see us all get down and fuck, but I’m still just so upset that he’s gone that I don’t think I could get in the mood,” said 37-year-old Arizona resident Carol Parnum, echoing the sentiment of tens of millions of Americans across the country, who acknowledged that, despite recognizing that nothing would have brought more joy to the seven-time Grammy-winning multi-instrumentalist than everyone getting freaky and fucking all night long, their emotions were still much too raw to do so. “Look, I understand that Prince wouldn’t want us to be moping around with our heads in our hands, crying about how he’s gone and never coming back—no, he would want us to fuck raw and to fuck nasty. But I...I just can’t. My heart just isn’t in it right now.” After much personal anguish, the teary-eyed nation reportedly took a deep breath and solemnly mustered the resolve to get naked and start fucking, saying it was simply the right thing to do.
that was great
Re: Purple Rain: The Official Prince Thread.
Posted: Thu April 21, 2016 9:06 pm
by stip
Okay, what is everyone's top 5 prince songs?
1. When Doves Cry
2. Lets Go Crazy
3. Cream
4. Seven
5. P Control
CHANHASSEN, MN—After hearing the shocking news of the iconic pop star’s unexpected death, the U.S. populace reported Thursday that it was simply too sad to fuck, even though they knew it was what Prince would have wanted. “If Prince is looking down on us right now, I know he’d want to see us all get down and fuck, but I’m still just so upset that he’s gone that I don’t think I could get in the mood,” said 37-year-old Arizona resident Carol Parnum, echoing the sentiment of tens of millions of Americans across the country, who acknowledged that, despite recognizing that nothing would have brought more joy to the seven-time Grammy-winning multi-instrumentalist than everyone getting freaky and fucking all night long, their emotions were still much too raw to do so. “Look, I understand that Prince wouldn’t want us to be moping around with our heads in our hands, crying about how he’s gone and never coming back—no, he would want us to fuck raw and to fuck nasty. But I...I just can’t. My heart just isn’t in it right now.” After much personal anguish, the teary-eyed nation reportedly took a deep breath and solemnly mustered the resolve to get naked and start fucking, saying it was simply the right thing to do.
I want to go back home right now and hop around MInneapolis boozing and dancing my face off to Prince.
Re: Purple Rain: The Official Prince Thread.
Posted: Thu April 21, 2016 10:12 pm
by Bee Girl
My first concert that I chose to attend, bought tickets with my own money and attended without adult supervision. 2/15/1985 Purple Rain tour, Tacoma, WA. The tickets said "Wear Something Purple" and we all did. What a show. I feel sick.
Re: Purple Rain: The Official Prince Thread.
Posted: Thu April 21, 2016 10:33 pm
by Kaius
Re: Purple Rain: The Official Prince Thread.
Posted: Thu April 21, 2016 10:36 pm
by LetMeSleep
Time to dig out the "Prince Mix for Stip" by our Lament.
Re: Purple Rain: The Official Prince Thread.
Posted: Thu April 21, 2016 11:01 pm
by Chris_H_2
he should've punched a higher floor
Re: Purple Rain: The Official Prince Thread.
Posted: Thu April 21, 2016 11:09 pm
by AndySlash
stip wrote:Okay, what is everyone's top 5 prince songs?
Partyman
7
My Name Is Prince
Controversy
Delirious