Re: Ghostbusters (2016)
Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 8:47 pm
BurtReynolds wrote:How much better would Batman Vs Superman be if it had writers not named David Goyer?
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Ghostbusters (2016)
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Re: Ghostbusters (2016)
Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 8:48 pm
The only place BVS has to go is down.durdencommatyler wrote:BurtReynolds wrote:How much better would Batman Vs Superman be if it had writers not named David Goyer?
Re: Ghostbusters (2016)
Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 8:49 pm
I'd let Batman and Superman both go down on me, sure.LoathedVermin72 wrote:The only place BVS has to go is down.durdencommatyler wrote:BurtReynolds wrote:How much better would Batman Vs Superman be if it had writers not named David Goyer?
Re: Ghostbusters (2016)
Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 8:56 pm
superman would accidentally break it offdurdencommatyler wrote:I'd let Batman and Superman both go down on me, sure.LoathedVermin72 wrote:The only place BVS has to go is down.durdencommatyler wrote:BurtReynolds wrote:How much better would Batman Vs Superman be if it had writers not named David Goyer?
Re: Ghostbusters (2016)
Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 8:57 pm
Does one of his powers allow him to painlessly reattach it? I forget everything he can do.bodysnatcher wrote:superman would accidentally break it offdurdencommatyler wrote:I'd let Batman and Superman both go down on me, sure.LoathedVermin72 wrote:The only place BVS has to go is down.durdencommatyler wrote:BurtReynolds wrote:How much better would Batman Vs Superman be if it had writers not named David Goyer?
Re: Ghostbusters (2016)
Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 9:23 pm
not sure, but at the least he can use his laser eyes to stop the bleedingdurdencommatyler wrote:Does one of his powers allow him to painlessly reattach it? I forget everything he can do.bodysnatcher wrote:superman would accidentally break it offdurdencommatyler wrote:I'd let Batman and Superman both go down on me, sure.LoathedVermin72 wrote:The only place BVS has to go is down.durdencommatyler wrote:BurtReynolds wrote:How much better would Batman Vs Superman be if it had writers not named David Goyer?
Re: Ghostbusters (2016)
Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 9:24 pm
What if (and I'm just spitballing here) the script stayed the same, but Batman and Superman were replaced by Liam and Noel Gallagher? Same powers etc, and they fight until they realize their mother has the same first name?LoathedVermin72 wrote:The only place BVS has to go is down.durdencommatyler wrote:BurtReynolds wrote:How much better would Batman Vs Superman be if it had writers not named David Goyer?
Better movie? Or worse? And how about that blu-ray commentary track?
Re: Ghostbusters (2016)
Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 9:25 pm
Would there be subtitles?McParadigm wrote:What if (and I'm just spitballing here) the script stayed the same, but Batman and Superman were replaced by Liam and Noel Gallagher? Same powers etc, and they fight until they realize their mother has the same first name?LoathedVermin72 wrote:The only place BVS has to go is down.durdencommatyler wrote:BurtReynolds wrote:How much better would Batman Vs Superman be if it had writers not named David Goyer?
Better movie? Or worse? And how about that blu-ray commentary track?
Re: Ghostbusters (2016)
Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 9:28 pm
Imagine how good his super suction would feel. I mean, until your dick ripped off.bodysnatcher wrote:not sure, but at the least he can use his laser eyes to stop the bleedingdurdencommatyler wrote:Does one of his powers allow him to painlessly reattach it? I forget everything he can do.bodysnatcher wrote:superman would accidentally break it offdurdencommatyler wrote:I'd let Batman and Superman both go down on me, sure.LoathedVermin72 wrote:The only place BVS has to go is down.durdencommatyler wrote:BurtReynolds wrote:How much better would Batman Vs Superman be if it had writers not named David Goyer?
Re: Ghostbusters (2016)
Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 9:29 pm
It'd be like slurping up a spaghetti noodledurdencommatyler wrote:Imagine how good his super suction would feel. I mean, until your dick ripped off.bodysnatcher wrote:not sure, but at the least he can use his laser eyes to stop the bleedingdurdencommatyler wrote:Does one of his powers allow him to painlessly reattach it? I forget everything he can do.bodysnatcher wrote:superman would accidentally break it offdurdencommatyler wrote:I'd let Batman and Superman both go down on me, sure.LoathedVermin72 wrote:The only place BVS has to go is down.durdencommatyler wrote:BurtReynolds wrote:How much better would Batman Vs Superman be if it had writers not named David Goyer?
Re: Ghostbusters (2016)
Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 9:29 pm
durdencommatyler wrote:Imagine how good his super suction would feel. I mean, until your dick ripped off.bodysnatcher wrote:not sure, but at the least he can use his laser eyes to stop the bleedingdurdencommatyler wrote:Does one of his powers allow him to painlessly reattach it? I forget everything he can do.bodysnatcher wrote:superman would accidentally break it offdurdencommatyler wrote:I'd let Batman and Superman both go down on me, sure.LoathedVermin72 wrote:The only place BVS has to go is down.durdencommatyler wrote:BurtReynolds wrote:How much better would Batman Vs Superman be if it had writers not named David Goyer?
Thats why one needs a safe word with superman.
- Spoiler: show
Re: Ghostbusters (2016)
Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 9:30 pm
You don't have to be mean. Damn.bodysnatcher wrote:It'd be like slurping up a spaghetti noodledurdencommatyler wrote:Imagine how good his super suction would feel. I mean, until your dick ripped off.bodysnatcher wrote:not sure, but at the least he can use his laser eyes to stop the bleedingdurdencommatyler wrote:Does one of his powers allow him to painlessly reattach it? I forget everything he can do.bodysnatcher wrote:superman would accidentally break it offdurdencommatyler wrote:I'd let Batman and Superman both go down on me, sure.LoathedVermin72 wrote:The only place BVS has to go is down.durdencommatyler wrote:BurtReynolds wrote:How much better would Batman Vs Superman be if it had writers not named David Goyer?
Re: Ghostbusters (2016)
Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 9:31 pm
This is your best post ever, Strat. Don't retire forever. But you probably won't ever top this. I'm glad I was here to witness it.Strat wrote:durdencommatyler wrote:Imagine how good his super suction would feel. I mean, until your dick ripped off.bodysnatcher wrote:not sure, but at the least he can use his laser eyes to stop the bleedingdurdencommatyler wrote:Does one of his powers allow him to painlessly reattach it? I forget everything he can do.bodysnatcher wrote:superman would accidentally break it offdurdencommatyler wrote:I'd let Batman and Superman both go down on me, sure.LoathedVermin72 wrote:The only place BVS has to go is down.durdencommatyler wrote:BurtReynolds wrote:How much better would Batman Vs Superman be if it had writers not named David Goyer?
Thats why one needs a safe word with superman.
- Spoiler: show
Re: Ghostbusters (2016)
Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 9:31 pm
But it's so LONGdurdencommatyler wrote:You don't have to be mean. Damn.bodysnatcher wrote:It'd be like slurping up a spaghetti noodledurdencommatyler wrote:Imagine how good his super suction would feel. I mean, until your dick ripped off.bodysnatcher wrote:not sure, but at the least he can use his laser eyes to stop the bleedingdurdencommatyler wrote:Does one of his powers allow him to painlessly reattach it? I forget everything he can do.bodysnatcher wrote:superman would accidentally break it offdurdencommatyler wrote:I'd let Batman and Superman both go down on me, sure.LoathedVermin72 wrote:The only place BVS has to go is down.durdencommatyler wrote:BurtReynolds wrote:How much better would Batman Vs Superman be if it had writers not named David Goyer?
Re: Ghostbusters (2016)
Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 9:32 pm
You and I both know long doesn't mean shit.bodysnatcher wrote:But it's so LONGdurdencommatyler wrote:You don't have to be mean. Damn.bodysnatcher wrote:It'd be like slurping up a spaghetti noodledurdencommatyler wrote:Imagine how good his super suction would feel. I mean, until your dick ripped off.bodysnatcher wrote:not sure, but at the least he can use his laser eyes to stop the bleedingdurdencommatyler wrote:Does one of his powers allow him to painlessly reattach it? I forget everything he can do.bodysnatcher wrote:superman would accidentally break it offdurdencommatyler wrote:I'd let Batman and Superman both go down on me, sure.LoathedVermin72 wrote:The only place BVS has to go is down.durdencommatyler wrote:BurtReynolds wrote:How much better would Batman Vs Superman be if it had writers not named David Goyer?
Re: Ghostbusters (2016)
Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 9:32 pm
I could feel it in my fingertips as it was happening. I knew this was as good as it was ever going to get. Im very glad you were here to witness and acknowledge it.durdencommatyler wrote:This is your best post ever, Strat. Don't retire forever. But you probably won't ever top this. I'm glad I was here to witness it.Strat wrote:durdencommatyler wrote:Imagine how good his super suction would feel. I mean, until your dick ripped off.bodysnatcher wrote:not sure, but at the least he can use his laser eyes to stop the bleedingdurdencommatyler wrote:Does one of his powers allow him to painlessly reattach it? I forget everything he can do.bodysnatcher wrote:superman would accidentally break it offdurdencommatyler wrote:I'd let Batman and Superman both go down on me, sure.LoathedVermin72 wrote:The only place BVS has to go is down.durdencommatyler wrote:BurtReynolds wrote:How much better would Batman Vs Superman be if it had writers not named David Goyer?
Thats why one needs a safe word with superman.
- Spoiler: show
Re: Ghostbusters (2016)
Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 9:34 pm
What a time to be alive!Strat wrote:I could feel it in my fingertips as it was happening. I knew this was as good as it was ever going to get. Im very glad you were here to witness and acknowledge it.durdencommatyler wrote:This is your best post ever, Strat. Don't retire forever. But you probably won't ever top this. I'm glad I was here to witness it.Strat wrote:durdencommatyler wrote:Imagine how good his super suction would feel. I mean, until your dick ripped off.bodysnatcher wrote:not sure, but at the least he can use his laser eyes to stop the bleedingdurdencommatyler wrote:Does one of his powers allow him to painlessly reattach it? I forget everything he can do.bodysnatcher wrote:superman would accidentally break it offdurdencommatyler wrote:I'd let Batman and Superman both go down on me, sure.LoathedVermin72 wrote:The only place BVS has to go is down.durdencommatyler wrote:BurtReynolds wrote:How much better would Batman Vs Superman be if it had writers not named David Goyer?
Thats why one needs a safe word with superman.
- Spoiler: show
Re: Ghostbusters (2016)
Posted: Fri May 20, 2016 12:13 am
That's my point. Burt's complaining that there are non-humanoid ghosts, but that may be explained when you see the whole movie.McParadigm wrote:If only the movie had explained that very thing.B wrote:Why was there a Stay Puff'd Marshmallow Man?
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My take after two trailers. I'll probably see this with hopes for a few good laughs. I still hate the scene they've shown with Leslie Jones beating the shit out of a possessed Melissa McCarthy, but nothing else I've scene worries me very much.
Re: Ghostbusters (2016)
Posted: Fri May 20, 2016 12:19 am
also, the dragon ghost is literally the only original thing in the trailer, and for that reason alone it should be cut.
Re: Ghostbusters (2016)
Posted: Fri May 20, 2016 1:23 am
I think "This man has no dick" could easily be used in a red-band Youtube trailer. But your point is well taken.@SkitchP wrote:Quick. Name a joke from the original Ghostbusters that standing on it's own was obviously a joke that could be used in a trailer.