The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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It's always better to look at the bright side of your life, even with bathroom matters and such.
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A much smaller than expected deposit into the toilet this morning, but it only required 3 wipes. Very clean and sleek looking. Almost like a missile or bullet.
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Two shits before 9am today.
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I’ve had 3 this morning starting at 4:30. Had one right before bed last night, as well. The greens we had for supper last night are absolutely cleaning me out.
Let me tell you, Homer Simpson is cock of nothing!
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i'm impressed with how much you all manage to go.
i'm a one-and-done guy.
i'm a one-and-done guy.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
now when i regular i can promote regularity
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This could be a one and done day for me....
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If we used South American countries to describe poops, then I just crapped Argentina
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Really smelly and disgusting?bodysnatcher wrote:If we used South American countries to describe poops, then I just crapped Argentina
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oh boy.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
now when i regular i can promote regularity
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I should have specified “poop shapes” to avoid being tommy’d
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No afternoon poops to report. Just this morning.
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At the end of the day, sometimes you just poop once
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I wish my poo’s didn’t always disappear. I know today’s wasn’t anything to write home about, but almost no wiping needed, which has only happened a handful of times
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I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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I couldn't put it any better!bodysnatcher wrote:At the end of the day, sometimes you just poop once
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The not quite as rare second poo of the day. Felt a little more substantial, but again mostly disappeared down the bowl. Only a few wipes whew.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I wish my poo’s didn’t always disappear. I know today’s wasn’t anything to write home about, but almost no wiping needed, which has only happened a handful of times
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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first of the day, arriving late
but my morning coffee routine was significantly delayed
feels good
i think more is coming
but my morning coffee routine was significantly delayed
feels good
i think more is coming
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I don't think it's going to happen for me today, fellas. Don't know why my body decides to not go on the weekends.
Maybe tomorrow will be better.
Maybe tomorrow will be better.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
now when i regular i can promote regularity
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jk, it happened.dad wrote:I don't think it's going to happen for me today, fellas. Don't know why my body decides to not go on the weekends.
Maybe tomorrow will be better.
thank goodness.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
now when i regular i can promote regularity
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sure, why not.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
now when i regular i can promote regularity