The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump

[Higgs]

Of course his ear has a huge bandage over it for his first public appearance since the attempt:

But he had a boo boo. Gotta bandage any boo boo.

[Higgs]

Also, serious prediction here. At some point in the future Trump will make a comment that he should probably receive some sort of medal for being injured in the line of duty/while at war.

Take it to the bank.

[spike]

Of course his ear has a huge bandage over it for his first public appearance since the attempt:

But he had a boo boo. Gotta bandage any boo boo.

[dimejinky99]

Two bigger grifters you will go far to find

[dimejinky99]

Amazin

[wease]

WTF

[VinylGuy]

Two bigger grifters you will go far to find

omg those two jesus, someone make a Twins sequel right now

[Bammer]

Also, serious prediction here. At some point in the future Trump will make a comment that he should probably receive some sort of medal for being injured in the line of duty/while at war.

Take it to the bank.

Name a closer call where a political figure was targeted in an assassination attempt that failed.

He’ll come up with something about it being the closest call in history yada yada yada.

[simple schoolboy]

Also, serious prediction here. At some point in the future Trump will make a comment that he should probably receive some sort of medal for being injured in the line of duty/while at war.

Take it to the bank.

Name a closer call where a political figure was targeted in an assassination attempt that failed.

He’ll come up with something about it being the closest call in history yada yada yada.

Reagan just wasn't as good at dodging.

[wease]

Also, serious prediction here. At some point in the future Trump will make a comment that he should probably receive some sort of medal for being injured in the line of duty/while at war.

Take it to the bank.

Name a closer call where a political figure was targeted in an assassination attempt that failed.

He’ll come up with something about it being the closest call in history yada yada yada.

Reagan?

[Simple Torture]

Also, serious prediction here. At some point in the future Trump will make a comment that he should probably receive some sort of medal for being injured in the line of duty/while at war.

Take it to the bank.

Name a closer call where a political figure was targeted in an assassination attempt that failed.

He’ll come up with something about it being the closest call in history yada yada yada.

Reagan?

Gabby Giffords?

[Jorge]

Pope John Paul II (yes Popes are political figures)

[E.H. Ruddock]

Apparently delegates at the convention are wearing gauze on their ears as a show of support

[dad]

Apparently delegates at the convention are wearing gauze on their ears as a show of support

cult.

[oasisfan35]

Apparently delegates at the convention are wearing gauze on their ears as a show of support

cult.

*cuck

[spike]

Also, serious prediction here. At some point in the future Trump will make a comment that he should probably receive some sort of medal for being injured in the line of duty/while at war.

Take it to the bank.

Name a closer call where a political figure was targeted in an assassination attempt that failed.

He’ll come up with something about it being the closest call in history yada yada yada.

Reagan just wasn't as good at dodging.

lol

jfc bammer

[Higgs]

Also, serious prediction here. At some point in the future Trump will make a comment that he should probably receive some sort of medal for being injured in the line of duty/while at war.

Take it to the bank.

Name a closer call where a political figure was targeted in an assassination attempt that failed.

He’ll come up with something about it being the closest call in history yada yada yada.

Reagan just wasn't as good at dodging.

lol

jfc bammer

Reagan gets huge points for the later on "missed me" comment at the presser.

Also, what about your fave and mine, Dubya?? Reflexes like a fucking cat I tells ya!

[Bammer]

Also, serious prediction here. At some point in the future Trump will make a comment that he should probably receive some sort of medal for being injured in the line of duty/while at war.

Take it to the bank.

Name a closer call where a political figure was targeted in an assassination attempt that failed.

He’ll come up with something about it being the closest call in history yada yada yada.

Reagan just wasn't as good at dodging.

lol

jfc bammer

Buddy, Reagan finished his second term before I even stopped wetting the bed. I was juuuust a little more concerned about Gannon and Bowser at the time.

[McParadigm]

Also, serious prediction here. At some point in the future Trump will make a comment that he should probably receive some sort of medal for being injured in the line of duty/while at war.

Take it to the bank.

Name a closer call where a political figure was targeted in an assassination attempt that failed.

He’ll come up with something about it being the closest call in history yada yada yada.

Reagan just wasn't as good at dodging.

lol

jfc bammer

Buddy, Reagan finished his second term before I even stopped wetting the bed. I was juuuust a little more concerned about Gannon and Bowser at the time.

Were you also still peeing the bed when Steve Scalise was shot?

[Peeps]

does bud dwyer count (if the shooter is himself?)