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Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Fri August 18, 2023 11:39 pm
by tommy
Nice. Describe your farts.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Fri August 18, 2023 11:46 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
I don’t really know how. Just bad. Fortunately it was only a few.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Fri August 18, 2023 11:48 pm
by tommy
Maybe you could fart in a few jars and mail them to interested RMers.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Fri August 18, 2023 11:52 pm
by dad
you sound interested, tommy.

he could mail them to you.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Fri August 18, 2023 11:57 pm
by tommy
I guess I'd take one. I hadn't really thought about it to be honest.

I assume that Coach will want one and probably 9up too.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Fri August 18, 2023 11:58 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
I would never do that

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Sat August 19, 2023 12:35 am
by bodysnatcher
My farts the last 2 days have been volcanic (thanks to all my vegetables), but my poops have been pathetic. My poops must be forming to dust and I’m crapping out farts.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Sat August 19, 2023 12:37 am
by dad
my farts have been rank too though i think it might be the chickpeas.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Sat August 19, 2023 12:42 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
Just ripped a loud fart and not a smell to be whiffed

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Sat August 19, 2023 12:43 am
by tommy
Good thing you didn't jar that one. That could have been really disappointing for somebody.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Sat August 19, 2023 12:50 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
I could never disappoint anybody

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Sat August 19, 2023 12:56 am
by dad
you could if you tried.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Sat August 19, 2023 1:11 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
dad wrote:you could if you tried.
Impossible

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Sat August 19, 2023 1:12 am
by dad
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:you could if you tried.
Impossible
with that attitude, yeah...

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Sat August 19, 2023 1:14 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:you could if you tried.
Impossible
with that attitude, yeah...
Correct

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Sat August 19, 2023 1:37 am
by dad
well, i hope you don't have to make a late-night doo doo tonight.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Sat August 19, 2023 1:38 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
I just ate a piece of pizza so who knows

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Sat August 19, 2023 1:52 am
by 96583UP
going to be an interesting poop day tomorrow

leaving early, gonna be on a boat

wonder if i can crank enough coffee to shit before i leave the house

seems inevitable i will be shitting on a boat at some point

we shall see

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Sat August 19, 2023 1:53 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
What are you planning to wear?

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Sat August 19, 2023 1:54 am
by dad
what type of boat? hopefully, they'll have a bucket on board in case of emergencies.