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Re: Boston Red Sox Thread

Posted: Thu May 09, 2019 2:33 pm
by Simple Torture
Simple Torture wrote:
Simple Torture wrote:May is going to Sale's bounceback month--mark it down!
Sale tonight: 8 IP, 1 ER, 3 H, 14 K

...no decision.
Last 4 games (includes his final 2 April starts): 26 IP, 42 K, 1.73 ERA, .165 OBA

Re: Boston Red Sox Thread

Posted: Sun May 12, 2019 3:14 pm
by Norah
Bammer wrote:
Simple Torture wrote:Oh, he pitched an immaculate inning, too.
What’s the term for 3 outs on 3 pitches?
Solid defense.

Re: Boston Red Sox Thread

Posted: Sun May 12, 2019 3:15 pm
by Norah
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Bammer wrote:Back on topic Ruddo please
It was a Red Sock that made the play, though
Ruddo I swear to God.

Re: Boston Red Sox Thread

Posted: Sun May 12, 2019 3:26 pm
by Simple Torture
cutuphalfdead wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Bammer wrote:Back on topic Ruddo please
It was a Red Sock that made the play, though
Ruddo I swear to God.
ruddo works in the White House press office now?

Re: Boston Red Sox Thread

Posted: Sun May 12, 2019 3:32 pm
by washing machine
What’s the singular form? Still Red Sox?

Re: Boston Red Sox Thread

Posted: Sun May 12, 2019 3:32 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
Simple Torture wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Bammer wrote:Back on topic Ruddo please
It was a Red Sock that made the play, though
Ruddo I swear to God.
ruddo works in the White House press office now?
I went to a game in Boston once this year so now I'm an authority on all things Red Sox. Next time: a tour of Tom Brady's home

Re: Boston Red Sox Thread

Posted: Sun May 12, 2019 3:36 pm
by Simple Torture
washing machine wrote:What’s the singular form? Still Red Sox?
There is no singular. You can be a "Red Sox player" or a "Red Sox pitcher" etc., but you don't say "Red Sock" as a singular noun. Same way you would discuss players on the Miami Heat, Orlando Magic, and so on.

Re: Boston Red Sox Thread

Posted: Sun May 12, 2019 3:52 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
Wait, they aren't magicians?

Re: Boston Red Sox Thread

Posted: Sun May 12, 2019 3:54 pm
by Simple Torture
They made you think they were, which is the real trick.

Re: Boston Red Sox Thread

Posted: Sun May 12, 2019 4:34 pm
by washing machine
ST, you're the only reason I keep coming to this thread.

Re: Boston Red Sox Thread

Posted: Mon May 13, 2019 2:39 am
by Bammer
cutuphalfdead wrote:
Bammer wrote:
Simple Torture wrote:Oh, he pitched an immaculate inning, too.
What’s the term for 3 outs on 3 pitches?
Solid defense.
Chad I swear to God

Re: Boston Red Sox Thread

Posted: Mon May 13, 2019 7:03 pm
by Simple Torture
I need a new baseball team; any suggestions?

Re: Boston Red Sox Thread

Posted: Mon May 13, 2019 7:21 pm
by washing machine
Actually Mr. Trumph, I prefer teams on the cover of Sports Illustrated.
Spoiler: show
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Re: Boston Red Sox Thread

Posted: Mon May 13, 2019 11:03 pm
by numbers
He doesn’t get to run us off!

Re: Boston Red Sox Thread

Posted: Mon May 13, 2019 11:24 pm
by doug rr
Simple Torture wrote:I need a new baseball team; any suggestions?
he hates everything LA...go dodgers

Re: Boston Red Sox Thread

Posted: Wed May 15, 2019 1:02 am
by Simple Torture
I am fully erect.

Re: Boston Red Sox Thread

Posted: Wed May 15, 2019 1:13 am
by Norah
what about now?

Re: Boston Red Sox Thread

Posted: Wed May 15, 2019 1:14 am
by Simple Torture
Half mast.

Re: Boston Red Sox Thread

Posted: Wed May 15, 2019 1:18 am
by Norah

Re: Boston Red Sox Thread

Posted: Wed May 15, 2019 1:19 am
by Simple Torture
Throw him out there for the 8th, who cares