Red Mosquito

Bammer is usually a high-quality poster

The Argonaut wrote:bammer this thread is so bad

Seems like going to a lot of trouble just to fuck your wife and have a few drinks.

Maybe I shouldn’t assume this is another classic Bammer flex attempt.

Maybe it’s a call for help.

Maybe all of Bammer’s flexes are.

A full week away from the kids and dog was amazing.

Location wasn’t really important, more about getting away, relaxing.

Hadn’t done that in 4 years. (A week away without kids)

Cairn_Away wrote:I got drunk for the first time in my life in an Anchorage hotel. I drank 8 Smirnoff Ices and the next morning I vomited moose sausage off the port side of a river boat.

i drank six un refrigerated smirnoff ice one night and then went out to the bar and when i awoke there was a black puke stain on my rug and my kidney hurt

Bammer wrote:A full week away from the kids and dog was amazing.

Location wasn’t really important, more about getting away, relaxing.

Hadn’t done that in 4 years. (A week away without kids)

and as you resumed exposure to the children, did your nervous system scream out with horror as it realized you were being sucked back into a vortex of despair

96583UP wrote:

Cairn_Away wrote:I got drunk for the first time in my life in an Anchorage hotel. I drank 8 Smirnoff Ices and the next morning I vomited moose sausage off the port side of a river boat.

i drank six un refrigerated smirnoff ice one night and then went out to the bar and when i awoke there was a black puke stain on my rug and my kidney hurt

if there is a hell they serve Zima

was it hot in alaska?

the news implied people are being cooked alive in their well insulated homes due to this heat

96583UP wrote:

Bammer wrote:A full week away from the kids and dog was amazing.

Location wasn’t really important, more about getting away, relaxing.

Hadn’t done that in 4 years. (A week away without kids)

and as you resumed exposure to the children, did your nervous system scream out with horror as it realized you were being sucked back into a vortex of despair

Close to that

96583UP wrote:was it hot in alaska?

the news implied people are being cooked alive in their well insulated homes due to this heat

i was but a wee lad of 15, but if i recall it was a balmy 69 throughout*

*that’s what she said

Jorge wrote:Great recap, it's like I was there

lol

A week away from your dawg sounds kinda shitty ngl.

hey bammer,

we should take our families for a cruise sometime

You have kids now?

like 8 and counting

How many mamas?

After Italy last summer, all. We have planned this summer is a long weekend in Chicago in August. I’d really like to start planning a Greece/Egypt trip for next summer, but I don’t even know where to begin. Would it have to be a cruise?

daft twat wrote:After Italy last summer, all. We have planned this summer is a long weekend in Chicago in August. I’d really like to start planning a Greece/Egypt trip for next summer, but I don’t even know where to begin. Would it have to be a cruise?

Chicago in August should prepare you nicely for the heat/humidity of summer in Greece.

Sunrise in Acadia was vetoed by family Wease. We’d have to leave by 3:30 am to get there in time. So we’re gonna go around 7:30 and do a hike then get breakfast there somewhere.

Dev wrote:hey bammer,

we should take our families for a cruise sometime

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