The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump
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this is great
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*golf clap*Rangi Guy wrote:
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I know its a meme and all, but I will vote for anyone who forces McDonald's to be honest about their ice cream machine. I am sick of their lies.
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I've never had trouble getting ice cream at McDonald's. The real conspiracy is the persistent rumor that their machines are broken (same with the "taco bell gives you diarrhea" rumor)
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I'm no longer on twitter, so I actually have no frame of reference for this post at all. I'm not sure what you mean by any of it.tommy wrote:I've never had trouble getting ice cream at McDonald's. The real conspiracy is the persistent rumor that their machines are broken (same with the "taco bell gives you diarrhea" rumor)
However, I will say, anecdotally, I had no consumed Taco Bell in two years when I first moved to NYC. I got a craving and my wife and I went together. That night both of our bodies exploded. It was one of the worst nights of my life. So, while science my disagree, I can confirm that Taco Bell does, in fact, at least after a period of abstinence, give you diarrhea. Or rather, it can.
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I have been a victim of mcD's ice cream machine many times, in multiple states. It is a nationwide conspiracy.
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Again, not on Twitter so I have no idea what you're talking about.
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These rumors are far older than twitter. These are cultural memes like the rumor we all heard in middle school about Marilyn Manson having a few ribs removed so he could suck his own dick, or that Richard Gere put a gerbil in his ass.epilogue wrote:I'm no longer on twitter, so I actually have no frame of reference for this post at all. I'm not sure what you mean by any of it.tommy wrote:I've never had trouble getting ice cream at McDonald's. The real conspiracy is the persistent rumor that their machines are broken (same with the "taco bell gives you diarrhea" rumor)
However, I will say, anecdotally, I had no consumed Taco Bell in two years when I first moved to NYC. I got a craving and my wife and I went together. That night both of our bodies exploded. It was one of the worst nights of my life. So, while science my disagree, I can confirm that Taco Bell does, in fact, at least after a period of abstinence, give you diarrhea. Or rather, it can.
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Interesting that no one wants to just say what the fuck they're talking abouttommy wrote:These rumors are far older than twitter. These are cultural memes like the rumor we all heard in middle school about Marilyn Manson having a few ribs removed so he could suck his own dick, or that Richard Gere put a gerbil in his ass.epilogue wrote:I'm no longer on twitter, so I actually have no frame of reference for this post at all. I'm not sure what you mean by any of it.tommy wrote:I've never had trouble getting ice cream at McDonald's. The real conspiracy is the persistent rumor that their machines are broken (same with the "taco bell gives you diarrhea" rumor)
However, I will say, anecdotally, I had no consumed Taco Bell in two years when I first moved to NYC. I got a craving and my wife and I went together. That night both of our bodies exploded. It was one of the worst nights of my life. So, while science my disagree, I can confirm that Taco Bell does, in fact, at least after a period of abstinence, give you diarrhea. Or rather, it can.
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epilogue wrote:Interesting that no one wants to just say what the fuck they're talking abouttommy wrote:These rumors are far older than twitter. These are cultural memes like the rumor we all heard in middle school about Marilyn Manson having a few ribs removed so he could suck his own dick, or that Richard Gere put a gerbil in his ass.epilogue wrote:I'm no longer on twitter, so I actually have no frame of reference for this post at all. I'm not sure what you mean by any of it.tommy wrote:I've never had trouble getting ice cream at McDonald's. The real conspiracy is the persistent rumor that their machines are broken (same with the "taco bell gives you diarrhea" rumor)
However, I will say, anecdotally, I had no consumed Taco Bell in two years when I first moved to NYC. I got a craving and my wife and I went together. That night both of our bodies exploded. It was one of the worst nights of my life. So, while science my disagree, I can confirm that Taco Bell does, in fact, at least after a period of abstinence, give you diarrhea. Or rather, it can.
I'm sorry, I'm not at liberty to say
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the McDonalds that was near us when we lived here is now gone but their machine was broken all the time..it was hard to get a soft serve
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yeah the McDonalds thing is real. Never had CFA tell me their shake machine was broken, never had BK or anyone else tell me their ice cream machine was broken, but McDonald's has told me their ice cream machine was down at least half a dozen times. And I don't go super often.
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so now the question is, has tommy been a McDonald's operative this whole time?
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Taco Bell gives you the shits if you normally eat healthier food. Tommy probably built an immunity I to it by eating it regularly. They don’t call him taco Tommy for nothing
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So weird to be like "I don't believe anyone could possibly get sick eating heavily processed super fatty food from Taco Bell! That's an urban myth!"
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I just don't think there's anything about Taco Bell that would upset your stomach more than any other fast food.