The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

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had an unsatisfying partially stinky poo earlier

feels like something is lurking

we shall see
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Poops have been weird color and strange wipes. I think it’s be of all the green smoothies I had the last week. Smoothie in, smoothie out.
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bodysnatcher wrote:Poops have been weird color and strange wipes. I think it’s be of all the green smoothies I had the last week. Smoothie in, smoothie out.
Any differences in consistency?
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:Poops have been weird color and strange wipes. I think it’s be of all the green smoothies I had the last week. Smoothie in, smoothie out.
Any differences in consistency?
Weirdly the poo comes out with more form than the smoothie going in. Not sure what’s happening in there.
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bodysnatcher wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:Poops have been weird color and strange wipes. I think it’s be of all the green smoothies I had the last week. Smoothie in, smoothie out.
Any differences in consistency?
Weirdly the poo comes out with more form than the smoothie going in. Not sure what’s happening in there.
wow, i'm envious.
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dad wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:Poops have been weird color and strange wipes. I think it’s be of all the green smoothies I had the last week. Smoothie in, smoothie out.
Any differences in consistency?
Weirdly the poo comes out with more form than the smoothie going in. Not sure what’s happening in there.
wow, i'm envious.
Tbh it’s probably just compacted yeast from all the beer I had over the weekend
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Should have examined it
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My macroscope is broken
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Big, snaking log that stopped up the toilet. Also performed while on Teams listening to an in person interview. Fortunately I’m not having to talk unless prompted
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Baller move
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wease wrote:Baller move

Only if he left his mic unmuted.
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tommy wrote:
wease wrote:Baller move

Only if he left his mic unmuted.
Can you imagine hearing that PLOP come thru?
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There were a lot of women talking so they probably wouldn’t have heard it
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You should’ve unmuted right as you opened the bay doors.
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wease wrote:You should’ve unmuted right as you opened the bay doors.
And yelled "Bombs Away!"
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I will next time I promise
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I’m about to fall asleep. One more interview to go.
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I’m about to fall asleep. One more interview to go.
how much are your signing bonuses?
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doug rr wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I’m about to fall asleep. One more interview to go.
how much are your signing bonuses?
You have to be special to get one
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I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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