Red Mosquito

Oakes is not just some hottie manufactured by a team of advertisers and consultants. She’s a Cornell grad who majored in Natural Resources and spent years writing papers about sewage sludge.

theplatypus wrote:Oakes is not just some hottie manufactured by a team of advertisers and consultants. She’s a Cornell grad who majored in Natural Resources and spent years writing papers about sewage sludge.

I literally can’t

LoathedVermin72 wrote:You're upset because her non-millennial parents named her Summer Rayne?

Yeah this is the hippies' fault.

There's a guy here that I wish I could share his name because it's so fucking stupid but because of that you could figure out who he is and as he's a "client" that would be a HIPAA violation. Or something privacy related.

His last name is an initialization that contains the letters SSSOTLOH (just checked: not enough info, whew) and it stands for SIX SIX SIX OF THE LORD OF HOSTS. And there's more to his last name, like six more initials. I think that, for this one, the word "literally" is fine as he is literally insane.

bune wrote:His last name is an initialization that contains the letters SSSOTLOH (just checked: not enough info, whew) and it stands for SIX SIX SIX OF THE LORD OF HOSTS.

That is awesome

I wish I could share so many stories about the people I talk to at work. There should be a HIPPA exception for shit-posting on RM.

Ugh.

That's a VERY poorly written NYT piece with very little substance and shows the sad state of journalism in America.

run2death wrote:Ugh.

That's a VERY poorly written NYT piece with very little substance and shows the sad state of journalism in America.

BUT HER NAME IS PLANT LIKRE

Our principal's daughters names were Sunshine and Rain. There was another one named April, but I always looked down on her for not being named Snow or something.

One of my neighbors named his kids Freedom and Reagan.

I hate him and his kids.

His wife died of cancer a few years ago, so I don't hate her.

Guys, she has an IQ of 180 according to her first interview. (Hawking, R.I.P., was around 160).

Leave her alone

Stephen Hawking was a dumb ass

LoathedVermin72 wrote:Stephen Hawking was a dumb ass

Seriously

verb_to_trust wrote:

LoathedVermin72 wrote:Stephen Hawking was a dumb ass

Seriously

Yeah, but he loved Inside Job.

Holy fuck!

Terrifying Chairlift Malfunction Caught on Video

Stickman wrote:Holy fuck!

Terrifying Chairlift Malfunction Caught on Video

Amazing nobody was crushed to death. Horrifying.

Apparently a known failure mode:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4WPSZojtyE

In this clip, they intentionally induce this sort of failure, but apparently the control systems of sky lifts have not been significantly upgraded since 1990.

https://www.npr.org/sections/health-sho ... e-says-yes

How... entirely expected.

That's interesting.