Red Mosquito

Dropped a couple messy ones this morning. I might need one more round today. We shall see. Medium amount of wiping required.

i dropped 3 this morning but chili last night led to fire works on the third

all good though feeling purged

Having a big New York strip tonight, so tomorrow morning’s deposit should be formidable.

spike wrote:Having a big New York strip tonight, so tomorrow morning’s deposit should be formidable.

make sure to not waste the fat

A little on the wet and messy side, but I did have three satisfying sessions this morning.

Felt a little bloated when I woke up (my fingers were swollen) but drank some water, etc. and I am feeling much better.

I almost just sharted. Luckily I was sitting in a bathroom on my phone when it happened.

tommy wrote:I almost just sharted. Luckily I was sitting in a bathroom on my phone when it happened.

You probably had a tiny second of panic, but then greeted with kind relief. Nice work, here.

I'm finished going for the day. Hey, it is what it is. I am properly empty. Both in my mind and stomach.

My next visit to the throne will probably happen tomorrow morning. I'd love to have a nice clean - ZERO HIGH MAINTENACE - poop in the morning before my kid's soccer match.

There are people (GF and her two kids) staying at my place this weekend, so it will make getting some "alone time" hard, but I've got a few tricks up my sleeve.

The key thing is - when you have people at your house - you can't overthink the poo. Not in the mood to go in the AM like usual? No worries, friend. Just be patient. It will come.

This is how I deal with people in my house and the subject of poo.

As you all know, I am very good at going in public restrooms (even a nasty Target or Dunks on occasion), sporting events, heck, I'm sure I could lay one out at the beach if need be, too.

I hope that you have a little time to think about this and your poop journey this weekend.

Look out for that hurricane, though, it's far away from land but we will still see some effects.

fuck this hurricane

my poops today were ok

not the best

not the worst

did feel purged after the 2nd

Weird poo Wednesday, small rocks yesterday and nothing yet today. Just ate an apple and am drinking coffee. Let' go system.

96583UP wrote:fuck this hurricane

Either hit us hard or not at all, this grazing the coastline is bologna

One log that didn’t feel substantial, but disappeared down the hole

A few stones

A slightly below average log

Had better had worse goodbye

I've had two nice, satisfying and uneventful poos this morning. Separated by a good hour or so. Not a lot of wiping really required.

More dry than wet which is nice.

At 12:22 when I was home for lunch, I dropped a medium sized wet load into the toilet.

I'm not super happy about the wiping (maybe it took 2-3 more than I'd prefer) but I am grateful to shed the extra weight.

One average log and sticky diarrhea. Stool softener doing its thing.

had a bunch of colon blow for bfast yday and today at one point farted but it was sharting and fortuantely i was already in a bathroom and just dropped trou and shat right there. then took a shower

was exciting

felt alive again

Oh thank God.

At least four this morning. Not too much wiping. Some a little too wet and messy.

But I had salad for dinner, but got hungry after that and had a bowl of pasta late. I'm paying for it now. I couldn't even bring myself to weigh in today.

Had to fart about an hour ago and after I did, I needed to check to make sure nothing had come out. Coast was clear, thankfully.