"I Fell In the Pit": The Synergy/Pit/Porch Thread

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Any time a thread gains 2 pages in like 10 minutes you know you’ve got a pun run on your hands.
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McParadigm wrote:lol
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I Got COVID
Clouuuuds Rolll byyy...BANG BANG BANG BANG
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:I Got COVID
God damn it. I could NOT find a COVID pun. I missed that one.
Everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here, now, thank you. How are you?
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Bu$hmeatleaguer
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Elderly Woman Behind The Glass At A Quarantine Facility
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B wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:I Got COVID
God damn it. I could NOT find a COVID pun. I missed that one.
Covidroy and No Covid might have also been accepted.
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pearl jam sucks now
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From the Pit's COVID-19 thread:
I'm working today and a girl came in who is under the weather. I seriously want to kill her right now.
McParadigm wrote:lol
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In Quarantine
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Simple Torture wrote:From the Pit's COVID-19 thread:
I'm working today and a girl came in who is under the weather. I seriously want to kill her right now.
Not to worry. God will smite her with coronavirus death soon enough.
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Don't Gimme CoVid.
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Since Coronavirus is deadliest for the elderly, which member of PJ will die first?
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Boom is doomed.
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Elderly, not decrepit.
Rangi Guy wrote:So skating back to the train station after work today things went wrong.....now my skateboard is at the bottom of the harbour :(
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Age is:
Boom (oldest)
Matt
Jeff
Eddie
Mike
Stone (youngest)

But Matt looks really fit.
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MFC mini fast corona virus.
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GOVID
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