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Re: "I Fell In the Pit": The Synergy/Pit/Porch Thread

Posted: Thu February 27, 2020 3:39 pm
by dad
Simple Torture wrote:You SARS
:thumbsup:

Re: "I Fell In the Pit": The Synergy/Pit/Porch Thread

Posted: Thu February 27, 2020 3:43 pm
by Bammer
Any time a thread gains 2 pages in like 10 minutes you know you’ve got a pun run on your hands.

Re: "I Fell In the Pit": The Synergy/Pit/Porch Thread

Posted: Thu February 27, 2020 3:44 pm
by Simple Torture
Five Against H1N1

Re: "I Fell In the Pit": The Synergy/Pit/Porch Thread

Posted: Thu February 27, 2020 3:46 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
I Got COVID

Re: "I Fell In the Pit": The Synergy/Pit/Porch Thread

Posted: Thu February 27, 2020 3:49 pm
by B
E.H. Ruddock wrote:I Got COVID
God damn it. I could NOT find a COVID pun. I missed that one.

Re: "I Fell In the Pit": The Synergy/Pit/Porch Thread

Posted: Thu February 27, 2020 3:51 pm
by Simple Torture
Bu$hmeatleaguer

Re: "I Fell In the Pit": The Synergy/Pit/Porch Thread

Posted: Thu February 27, 2020 3:52 pm
by verb_to_trust
Elderly Woman Behind The Glass At A Quarantine Facility

Re: "I Fell In the Pit": The Synergy/Pit/Porch Thread

Posted: Thu February 27, 2020 4:15 pm
by Bammer
B wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:I Got COVID
God damn it. I could NOT find a COVID pun. I missed that one.
Covidroy and No Covid might have also been accepted.

Re: "I Fell In the Pit": The Synergy/Pit/Porch Thread

Posted: Thu February 27, 2020 4:37 pm
by tragabigzanda
pearl jam sucks now

Re: "I Fell In the Pit": The Synergy/Pit/Porch Thread

Posted: Sun March 01, 2020 6:27 pm
by Simple Torture
From the Pit's COVID-19 thread:
I'm working today and a girl came in who is under the weather. I seriously want to kill her right now.

Re: "I Fell In the Pit": The Synergy/Pit/Porch Thread

Posted: Sun March 01, 2020 6:38 pm
by Ms Harmless
In Quarantine

Re: "I Fell In the Pit": The Synergy/Pit/Porch Thread

Posted: Sun March 01, 2020 7:11 pm
by Bammer
Simple Torture wrote:From the Pit's COVID-19 thread:
I'm working today and a girl came in who is under the weather. I seriously want to kill her right now.
Not to worry. God will smite her with coronavirus death soon enough.

Re: "I Fell In the Pit": The Synergy/Pit/Porch Thread

Posted: Mon March 02, 2020 12:19 am
by B
Don't Gimme CoVid.

Re: "I Fell In the Pit": The Synergy/Pit/Porch Thread

Posted: Mon March 02, 2020 3:39 am
by knee tunes
Coronatose

Re: "I Fell In the Pit": The Synergy/Pit/Porch Thread

Posted: Mon March 02, 2020 10:47 am
by Sgt. Crackpot
Since Coronavirus is deadliest for the elderly, which member of PJ will die first?

Re: "I Fell In the Pit": The Synergy/Pit/Porch Thread

Posted: Mon March 02, 2020 11:20 am
by Simple Torture
Boom is doomed.

Re: "I Fell In the Pit": The Synergy/Pit/Porch Thread

Posted: Mon March 02, 2020 11:26 am
by Sgt. Crackpot
Elderly, not decrepit.

Re: "I Fell In the Pit": The Synergy/Pit/Porch Thread

Posted: Mon March 02, 2020 12:58 pm
by Anders
Age is:
Boom (oldest)
Matt
Jeff
Eddie
Mike
Stone (youngest)

But Matt looks really fit.

Re: "I Fell In the Pit": The Synergy/Pit/Porch Thread

Posted: Mon March 02, 2020 8:49 pm
by lowlight79
MFC mini fast corona virus.

Re: "I Fell In the Pit": The Synergy/Pit/Porch Thread

Posted: Tue March 03, 2020 12:55 am
by wease
GOVID