Things you have an irrational hatred of

[washing machine]

I'm basically going through the five stages of grief over this whole tab thing. I was angry at B, then I tried to convince myself it was funny, now I just feel sad. He's hitting the tab button before hitting enter. It's just depressing

Wait 'til you hear about how he capitalizes letters using caps lock...

[E.H. Ruddock]

Please calm down Argo

[The Argonaut]

You have no credibility on this, rudd. You were the first to reply to B and you didn't seem to have any issue with his post. You even thought it was funny. Yikes!

[E.H. Ruddock]

It was funny.

[B]

Are you guys still on about this? I'm totally over it.

[bart]

You just reupped this thread to say that though

[bart]

You had to hit tab at least like six times to open this thread

[B]

You just reupped this thread to say that though

I was browsing and decided to see what new thing people were pissed about. Turns out, it was me.

[Bammer]

Rational hatred: This video trend where someone is kinda dancing to background music and these little captions pop up in different parts of the screen and they point in different directions at the captions. They are explaining something to you like why it’s cool and good to use essential oils.

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[tree_]

yeah how do you even end up coming across something like this

[B]

He was probably working through the Daily Wire's "Hunter Biden Laptop Search History."

[Bammer]

My sister does them

[washing machine]

I hate those too. A nutritionist I follow does this and I've muted her stories because of it.

[bodysnatcher]

It's really starting to become clear how GD got deleted

Lol

[tree_]

When people say "squash" instead of "quash"

"let's squash the rumour before it spreads any further"

[E.H. Ruddock]

Those big “dually” pickup trucks with the 4 rear wheels

[bodysnatcher]

Yes

[wease]

God yes

[E.H. Ruddock]

They are all over here and most of the little dicks that own them don’t use them for towing anything. Just for show. Almost got run off the road by one this morning.