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Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Fri February 10, 2023 1:22 am
by 96583UP
i feel like post-pandemic the quality of charmin ultra went down

eventhough brice went up

it's crumblier than it used to be

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Fri February 10, 2023 2:06 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
B wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Decent pop today after a few days of mediocre or incomplete ones, and not going yesterday.
How does one have an incomplete poop? I poop until I don't need to poop, and then I'm done pooping.
Pooping stone sized ones or just one log, when it's obvious I have more in there. Based on feel and fact that I haven't pooped in a few days, for example.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Fri February 10, 2023 4:45 am
by spike
Hehe lenny does rabbit poops

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Fri February 10, 2023 5:06 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
Just pushed out a very nice log. A small one also, but I’m happy.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Fri February 10, 2023 5:09 pm
by dad
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Just pushed out a very nice log. A small one also, but I’m happy.
*congrats, bro.

*conshats too.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Fri February 10, 2023 6:24 pm
by bodysnatcher
Sounds more like a stick than a log

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Fri February 10, 2023 7:36 pm
by doug rr
who has a mirror right in front of your toilet? I've always found that strange..

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Fri February 10, 2023 7:42 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
doug rr wrote:who has a mirror right in front of your toilet? I've always found that strange..
Not this guy.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Fri February 10, 2023 8:07 pm
by wease
doug rr wrote:who has a mirror right in front of your toilet? I've always found that strange..
A doctor’s office I used to work at had the absolute best bathroom I’ve ever used in a workplace. The office used to be a church and so many unused rooms and offices. The doc that owned it had a huge “executive” office that he didn’t use anymore and it had a bathroom with it that was massive. Probably 10’x12’. And NO ONE ever went back there. That became my bathroom when I’d have to go and absolutely nobody would ever bother me. The only problem it had was that the wall opposite the toilet was a complete and total mirror. From floor to ceiling and side to side. Very unnerving when you’re sitting there trying to let some stuff go.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Sat February 11, 2023 7:12 pm
by bodysnatcher
Had beef for the first time in 2023 this week. Absolutely wild what it does to my farts.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Sat February 11, 2023 11:25 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
bodysnatcher wrote:Had beef for the first time in 2023 this week. Absolutely wild what it does to my farts.
Do u like to fart loudly

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Sat February 11, 2023 11:29 pm
by spike
Having beef tenderloin tonight. Will report back on my farts.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Sat February 11, 2023 11:32 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
I'm having beans, in hopes of pooping.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Sun February 12, 2023 3:23 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
Ended up pooping before, but have been farting up a storm post-beans.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Sun February 12, 2023 3:24 pm
by bodysnatcher
Friday night I made microwave nachos and put way too many jalapeños on it. Yesterday, they struck back.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Sun February 12, 2023 6:01 pm
by wease
Oh, those are fun.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Sun February 12, 2023 9:24 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
Good poop today. 8.5/10.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Tue February 14, 2023 8:18 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
7.5/10. I probably could have waited a little longer, but this is fine. Going multiple days in a row is a big win.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Tue February 14, 2023 9:28 pm
by spike
I really thought only women had a hard time pooping.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Tue February 14, 2023 9:42 pm
by wease
Well, it is Lenny…