Red Mosquito

Write about them here immediately upon waking

Jorge wrote:Write about them here immediately upon waking

I'm not allowed to access the internet before 11:00am

I was watching Always Sunny and Dennis drove his Land Rover into a building and then called someone a bitch. I woke up laughing hysterically and could stop. It probably wasn't really that funny, but you had to be there.

Ok no more Diablo for me. Last night's dream would get me committed.

Dreamt I was on a girls trip with my homies, to a Guggenheim-like museum in the equivalent of a middle eastern Las Vegas, and had to use the public restroom, which was carved completely out of Italian onyx. Even the toilet paper was dyed to resemble onyx.

The reoccurring part of some of my dreams have to do with sketchy public restrooms. The doors never lock completely, people walk in on you, or the toilets don’t flush, or they’re out of toilet paper.

Anyone else ever been eviscerated in a dream?

A recurring nightmare: I work at a restaurant. It's Friday night, I have tables all over the building. I don't know the menu. Someone put bacon in all the ice bins and we have to pick it out. The glasses are all cracked and broken. I forgot to put in an order. The customers are still waiting on their drinks. The bartenders are talking to someone and ignoring my orders.

Sounds like chaos, Burt. People are probably still waiting on their drinks.

I had a dream that I bought an m1 abrams tank. It ran, but couldn't fire because the firing mechanism was removed.

Then I had a dream where two of my friends bought a tank, and we were drunk driving it all over and blasting anything we could find. Then we went to a movie in the tank and had a good time.

Then I had ANOTHER dream where I told my mom and brother about the tank we bought.

Then, I had another dream where I decided to sell the tank.

I don't know why I was so tank obsessed last night.

just sounds like one dream bro

I know my alarm woke me up at least once in between.

I was watching a new Batman show on CW, starring Liam Neeson. It was a heist type show.

He has a team in this one. One guy could take a beating like wolverine, but that's it. Another could morph like Mystique. Another guy was just some dude, maybe he was good at computers. The team sucked and it was mostly just Batman trying to keep them from getting killed or killing bad guys.

And they strongly hinted that Batman was gay! The outrage!

Cameo by Randy Quaid in his last role before his death. He was a waiter.

3/10 show.

I had this dream that I was dating this cute girl and we were getting pretty serious and planning a trip to California. We went shopping for clothes and I picked out this shirt (it might have been beige) to buy. She took one look at it and immediately ended the relationship and wouldn't speak to me except through her friend. I never saw her again.

Just woke up from this. I dreamt that the original release of Mallrats on DVD back in the 90s was famous because the bonus feature it advertised on the box couldn't be accessed. The disk supposedly included a featurette, but due to some technical glitch no one had ever been able to figure out, there was no way to play it, and no one had ever seen it. The film was re-released in a new DVD version without any bonus content, and the featurette was considered lost media.

So in present day I receive a letter from this guy claiming he had been able to bypass the technical glitch in the original Mallrats DVD and had found the featurette, however the process had left it distorted and damaged. They asked me for help in restoring it. I remember the wording in the letter -- "she needs refreshing, stretching, fading and laxing."

I get to work and I restore the featurette. It is a 15-minute interview between Shannen Doherty and Jason Lee taking place in some park, and the only real notable thing about it is at one point they spot a bear in the distance. But we restore the featurette and release it on YouTube and the thing becomes this crazy media sensation, with a ton of articles about how "the lost Mallrats bonus feature had been recovered" and we got interviewed in the news about it. We even go on a late-night talk show and to promote the featurette.

The funny thing is in real life I have been experimenting with digital film restoration

Was the guy a vinyl guy?

Had a dream I was driving an open air vehicle that had a top speed of about 10 mph through a national park with insanely beautiful scenery of forests and mountains. I went down a GIANT hill and at the bottom there was a turkey on the side of the road. I passed it and it was wearing a small baseball hat and sunglasses.

That turkey fucks

bodysnatcher wrote:Had a dream I was driving an open air vehicle that had a top speed of about 10 mph through a national park with insanely beautiful scenery of forests and mountains. I went down a GIANT hill and at the bottom there was a turkey on the side of the road. I passed it and it was wearing a small baseball hat and sunglasses.

this is doug's reincarnation dream

i have one recurring dream that i have every couple of years or so it seems (probably shared it here before)

i think it started back when i was 7 or 8

my cousin and i are walking towards a Hills Department store (poor mans kmart) near the car dealer when all of a sudden the earth trembles and breaks apart as godzilla rises up from the ground and goes on a destructive rampage. chases my cousin and I into the hills store. just devastation everywhere and we try to hide from the monster. i picked hiding in one of the circular clothes rack while my cousin hid near the bikes.

just as godzilla rips the roof off and looks at me i always wake up from the dream

last nights was a really bad dream bordering on a nightmare. woke up and was so sad and angry at the same time

my brother and i were driving in a car that had no roof (like it had been sheared off). bogey was loving it as he was smelling everything in the air. came to a 4 way stop sign and was the second to arrive then the other two ways filled with cars. anna taylor-joy waved me on from her little red fiat. as i proceed the guy opposite of me cut me off and i had to slam on the brakes.

when we turned around bogey had disappeared in the field (which went on for miles). we looked and looked and looked but couldnt find him. ended up back at my moms house where i was unconsolable.

i then woke up and like said was both angry and sad when what do i hear but the handsome devils' nails stepping through my bathroom and into my bed to give me puppy kisses