Thanksgiving for Turkey Haters

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bart wrote:Gonna fry a turkey for the first time this year - bought an electric fryer so there’s less guesswork and chance that I’ll burn my face off
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You lashed out, there will only be pumpkin pie for you.
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spike wrote:
bart wrote:Gonna fry a turkey for the first time this year - bought an electric fryer so there’s less guesswork and chance that I’ll burn my face off
That tweet is why my wife insisted I make it out in the damn driveway rather than on the deck.
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bart wrote:
spike wrote:
bart wrote:Gonna fry a turkey for the first time this year - bought an electric fryer so there’s less guesswork and chance that I’ll burn my face off
That tweet is why my wife insisted I make it out in the damn driveway rather than on the deck.
I take it by your post you didn’t set your world ablaze.
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bart wrote:
spike wrote:
bart wrote:Gonna fry a turkey for the first time this year - bought an electric fryer so there’s less guesswork and chance that I’ll burn my face off
That tweet is why my wife insisted I make it out in the damn driveway rather than on the deck.
Wait. You don’t eat meat. Why are you frying a turkey?
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bart wrote:
spike wrote:
bart wrote:Gonna fry a turkey for the first time this year - bought an electric fryer so there’s less guesswork and chance that I’ll burn my face off
That tweet is why my wife insisted I make it out in the damn driveway rather than on the deck.
Your wife is smart.
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how profund.
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Norris wrote:
bart wrote:
spike wrote:
bart wrote:Gonna fry a turkey for the first time this year - bought an electric fryer so there’s less guesswork and chance that I’ll burn my face off
That tweet is why my wife insisted I make it out in the damn driveway rather than on the deck.
Your wife is smart.
Dont matter
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spike wrote:
He’s not even American.
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What are people doing wrong in those turkey fire videos? Too much oil?
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Jorge wrote:What are people doing wrong in those turkey fire videos? Too much oil?
Frozen turkey I think
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spike wrote:
What dumbass calls it thanksgiving “cuisine”
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JuanHamm wrote:
Jorge wrote:What are people doing wrong in those turkey fire videos? Too much oil?
Frozen turkey I think
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bodysnatcher wrote:
spike wrote:
What dumbass calls it thanksgiving “cuisine”
Foreign Bond villains trying to con Joe Sixpack into thinking he’s cool and one of them.
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Also every Thanksgiving dish tastes like beige.
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spike wrote:Also every Thanksgiving dish tastes like beige.
Dumb take.
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Norris wrote:
bart wrote:
spike wrote:
bart wrote:Gonna fry a turkey for the first time this year - bought an electric fryer so there’s less guesswork and chance that I’ll burn my face off
That tweet is why my wife insisted I make it out in the damn driveway rather than on the deck.
Your wife is smart.
Counterpoint:
A) she married and procreated with me
B) she forgot, as did I, that we have a bunch of fireworks in the garage like ten feet from where I fried the turkey
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