Re: Thanksgiving for Turkey Haters
Posted: Thu November 24, 2022 3:19 pm
bart wrote:Gonna fry a turkey for the first time this year - bought an electric fryer so there’s less guesswork and chance that I’ll burn my face off
Red Mosquito
Thanksgiving for Turkey Haters
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Re: Thanksgiving for Turkey Haters
Posted: Thu November 24, 2022 4:11 pm
Re: Thanksgiving for Turkey Haters
Posted: Thu November 24, 2022 4:59 pm
You lashed out, there will only be pumpkin pie for you.
Re: Thanksgiving for Turkey Haters
Posted: Thu November 24, 2022 10:45 pm
That tweet is why my wife insisted I make it out in the damn driveway rather than on the deck.spike wrote:bart wrote:Gonna fry a turkey for the first time this year - bought an electric fryer so there’s less guesswork and chance that I’ll burn my face off
Re: Thanksgiving for Turkey Haters
Posted: Thu November 24, 2022 10:59 pm
I take it by your post you didn’t set your world ablaze.bart wrote:That tweet is why my wife insisted I make it out in the damn driveway rather than on the deck.spike wrote:bart wrote:Gonna fry a turkey for the first time this year - bought an electric fryer so there’s less guesswork and chance that I’ll burn my face off
Re: Thanksgiving for Turkey Haters
Posted: Thu November 24, 2022 11:32 pm
Wait. You don’t eat meat. Why are you frying a turkey?bart wrote:That tweet is why my wife insisted I make it out in the damn driveway rather than on the deck.spike wrote:bart wrote:Gonna fry a turkey for the first time this year - bought an electric fryer so there’s less guesswork and chance that I’ll burn my face off
Re: Thanksgiving for Turkey Haters
Posted: Fri November 25, 2022 2:00 am
Your wife is smart.bart wrote:That tweet is why my wife insisted I make it out in the damn driveway rather than on the deck.spike wrote:bart wrote:Gonna fry a turkey for the first time this year - bought an electric fryer so there’s less guesswork and chance that I’ll burn my face off
Re: Thanksgiving for Turkey Haters
Posted: Fri November 25, 2022 3:07 am
Re: Thanksgiving for Turkey Haters
Posted: Fri November 25, 2022 3:16 am
how profund.
Re: Thanksgiving for Turkey Haters
Posted: Fri November 25, 2022 3:21 am
Dont matterNorris wrote:Your wife is smart.bart wrote:That tweet is why my wife insisted I make it out in the damn driveway rather than on the deck.spike wrote:bart wrote:Gonna fry a turkey for the first time this year - bought an electric fryer so there’s less guesswork and chance that I’ll burn my face off
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRCNrpdV/
Re: Thanksgiving for Turkey Haters
Posted: Fri November 25, 2022 12:20 pm
He’s not even American.spike wrote:
Re: Thanksgiving for Turkey Haters
Posted: Fri November 25, 2022 1:40 pm
What are people doing wrong in those turkey fire videos? Too much oil?
Re: Thanksgiving for Turkey Haters
Posted: Fri November 25, 2022 1:51 pm
Frozen turkey I thinkJorge wrote:What are people doing wrong in those turkey fire videos? Too much oil?
Re: Thanksgiving for Turkey Haters
Posted: Fri November 25, 2022 1:56 pm
What dumbass calls it thanksgiving “cuisine”spike wrote:
Re: Thanksgiving for Turkey Haters
Posted: Fri November 25, 2022 2:01 pm
BothJuanHamm wrote:Frozen turkey I thinkJorge wrote:What are people doing wrong in those turkey fire videos? Too much oil?
Re: Thanksgiving for Turkey Haters
Posted: Fri November 25, 2022 2:02 pm
Foreign Bond villains trying to con Joe Sixpack into thinking he’s cool and one of them.bodysnatcher wrote:What dumbass calls it thanksgiving “cuisine”spike wrote:
Re: Thanksgiving for Turkey Haters
Posted: Fri November 25, 2022 7:39 pm
Also every Thanksgiving dish tastes like beige.
Re: Thanksgiving for Turkey Haters
Posted: Fri November 25, 2022 7:41 pm
Dumb take.spike wrote:Also every Thanksgiving dish tastes like beige.
Re: Thanksgiving for Turkey Haters
Posted: Fri November 25, 2022 7:52 pm
Counterpoint:Norris wrote:Your wife is smart.bart wrote:That tweet is why my wife insisted I make it out in the damn driveway rather than on the deck.spike wrote:bart wrote:Gonna fry a turkey for the first time this year - bought an electric fryer so there’s less guesswork and chance that I’ll burn my face off
A) she married and procreated with me
B) she forgot, as did I, that we have a bunch of fireworks in the garage like ten feet from where I fried the turkey