R.I.P.

Post by **Sgt. Crackpot** » Thu January 14, 2016 11:54 pm

Strat wrote:great now im horny

I'll give ya a handy.

BurtReynolds · Post by **BurtReynolds** » Fri January 15, 2016 12:06 am

Cancer is gonna be so pissed when he finds out you've been talking shit about him behind his back.

tragabigzanda · Post by **tragabigzanda** » Fri January 15, 2016 12:50 am

Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

Rangi Guy · Post by **Rangi Guy** » Fri January 15, 2016 12:53 am

tragabigzanda wrote:
Rangi Guy wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:Sarge, let's you and me pick another disease to find funny instead. I nominate Crohn's
When Crohn's gives my brother back his large intestine then I might find it funny
I'm surrounded by colitis and Crohn's. My sister lost her colon to colitis; a cousin died from Crohn's; and my mother-in-law and both of her siblings have colitis, one of whom has the bag, with the other two suffering through revolving flare-ups.

Did your brother get the j-pouch surgery, Rangi?

j-pouch is where they manipulate part of the small intestine to act as the larch intestine? If so - yeah he did, but he's still having issues with that years after surgery

E.H. Ruddock · Post by **E.H. Ruddock** » Fri January 15, 2016 12:59 am

Rangi I'm truly sorry i picked crohns. I change my pick to seasonal allergies

Rangi Guy · Post by **Rangi Guy** » Fri January 15, 2016 1:02 am

E.H. Ruddock wrote:Rangi I'm truly sorry i picked crohns. I change my pick to seasonal allergies

It's all good Ruddo. Other then having to take a shitload of pills - he's pretty much got a normal life. Just wanted to jump on the "Hey - don't pick on 'x'" bandwagon

BurtReynolds · Post by **BurtReynolds** » Fri January 15, 2016 1:02 am

E.H. Ruddock wrote:Rangi I'm truly sorry i picked crohns. I change my pick to seasonal allergies

I have seasonal allergies you ass.

Post by **Sgt. Crackpot** » Fri January 15, 2016 1:05 am

BurtReynolds wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:Rangi I'm truly sorry i picked crohns. I change my pick to seasonal allergies
I have seasonal allergies you ass.

I have an ass you prick.

tragabigzanda · Post by **tragabigzanda** » Fri January 15, 2016 1:10 am

Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

lennytheweedwhacker · Fri January 15, 2016 1:14 am

angie tribeca looks terrible

Simple Torture · Post by **Simple Torture** » Fri January 15, 2016 1:15 am

BurtReynolds wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:Rangi I'm truly sorry i picked crohns. I change my pick to seasonal allergies
I have seasonal allergies you ass.

This micro-aggression against me, Burt, and everyone else with seasonal allergies will not stand.

BurtReynolds · Post by **BurtReynolds** » Fri January 15, 2016 1:25 am

Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:Rangi I'm truly sorry i picked crohns. I change my pick to seasonal allergies
I have seasonal allergies you ass.
I have an ass you prick.

i have a prick you allergy!

E.H. Ruddock · Post by **E.H. Ruddock** » Fri January 15, 2016 1:26 am

BurtReynolds wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:Rangi I'm truly sorry i picked crohns. I change my pick to seasonal allergies
I have seasonal allergies you ass.

I do too dickwad

McParadigm · Post by **McParadigm** » Fri January 15, 2016 1:39 am

Cut the shit, you crohns!

dimejinky99 · Post by **dimejinky99** » Fri January 15, 2016 1:44 am

I had TB once.

It was no fun.

Post by **Mecca** » Fri January 15, 2016 1:47 am

E.H. Ruddock wrote:Sarge, let's you and me pick another disease to find funny instead. I nominate Crohn's

shitty suggestion

Simple Torture · Post by **Simple Torture** » Fri January 15, 2016 1:48 am

dimejinky99 wrote:I had TB once.

It was no fun.

Are you from the 1800s?

Post by **Mecca** » Fri January 15, 2016 2:01 am

can't believe they're letting this guy write the script for 2016

Spoiler: show: credit goes to reddit https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments ... rected_by/

LetMeSleep · Post by **LetMeSleep** » Fri January 15, 2016 2:34 am

Simple Torture wrote:
dimejinky99 wrote:I had TB once.

It was no fun.
Are you from the 1800s?

TB is a particular problem in London. Kids get immunised for it.

And dime, did you get it at home or in London?

Simple Torture · Post by **Simple Torture** » Fri January 15, 2016 2:55 am

Wtf, London?

Red Mosquito

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