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Re: R.I.P.

Posted: Thu January 14, 2016 11:54 pm
by Sgt. Crackpot
Strat wrote:great now im horny
I'll give ya a handy.

Re: R.I.P.

Posted: Fri January 15, 2016 12:06 am
by BurtReynolds
Cancer is gonna be so pissed when he finds out you've been talking shit about him behind his back.

Re: R.I.P.

Posted: Fri January 15, 2016 12:50 am
by tragabigzanda
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

Re: R.I.P.

Posted: Fri January 15, 2016 12:53 am
by Rangi Guy
tragabigzanda wrote:
Rangi Guy wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:Sarge, let's you and me pick another disease to find funny instead. I nominate Crohn's
When Crohn's gives my brother back his large intestine then I might find it funny
I'm surrounded by colitis and Crohn's. My sister lost her colon to colitis; a cousin died from Crohn's; and my mother-in-law and both of her siblings have colitis, one of whom has the bag, with the other two suffering through revolving flare-ups.

Did your brother get the j-pouch surgery, Rangi?
j-pouch is where they manipulate part of the small intestine to act as the larch intestine? If so - yeah he did, but he's still having issues with that years after surgery

Re: R.I.P.

Posted: Fri January 15, 2016 12:59 am
by E.H. Ruddock
Rangi I'm truly sorry i picked crohns. I change my pick to seasonal allergies

Re: R.I.P.

Posted: Fri January 15, 2016 1:02 am
by Rangi Guy
E.H. Ruddock wrote:Rangi I'm truly sorry i picked crohns. I change my pick to seasonal allergies
It's all good Ruddo. Other then having to take a shitload of pills - he's pretty much got a normal life. Just wanted to jump on the "Hey - don't pick on 'x'" bandwagon

Re: R.I.P.

Posted: Fri January 15, 2016 1:02 am
by BurtReynolds
E.H. Ruddock wrote:Rangi I'm truly sorry i picked crohns. I change my pick to seasonal allergies
I have seasonal allergies you ass.

Re: R.I.P.

Posted: Fri January 15, 2016 1:05 am
by Sgt. Crackpot
BurtReynolds wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:Rangi I'm truly sorry i picked crohns. I change my pick to seasonal allergies
I have seasonal allergies you ass.
I have an ass you prick.

Re: R.I.P.

Posted: Fri January 15, 2016 1:10 am
by tragabigzanda
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

Re: R.I.P.

Posted: Fri January 15, 2016 1:14 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
angie tribeca looks terrible

Re: R.I.P.

Posted: Fri January 15, 2016 1:15 am
by Simple Torture
BurtReynolds wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:Rangi I'm truly sorry i picked crohns. I change my pick to seasonal allergies
I have seasonal allergies you ass.
This micro-aggression against me, Burt, and everyone else with seasonal allergies will not stand.

Re: R.I.P.

Posted: Fri January 15, 2016 1:25 am
by BurtReynolds
Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:Rangi I'm truly sorry i picked crohns. I change my pick to seasonal allergies
I have seasonal allergies you ass.
I have an ass you prick.
i have a prick you allergy!

Re: R.I.P.

Posted: Fri January 15, 2016 1:26 am
by E.H. Ruddock
BurtReynolds wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:Rangi I'm truly sorry i picked crohns. I change my pick to seasonal allergies
I have seasonal allergies you ass.
I do too dickwad

Re: R.I.P.

Posted: Fri January 15, 2016 1:39 am
by McParadigm
Cut the shit, you crohns!

Re: R.I.P.

Posted: Fri January 15, 2016 1:44 am
by dimejinky99
I had TB once.

It was no fun.

Re: R.I.P.

Posted: Fri January 15, 2016 1:47 am
by Mecca
E.H. Ruddock wrote:Sarge, let's you and me pick another disease to find funny instead. I nominate Crohn's
shitty suggestion

Re: R.I.P.

Posted: Fri January 15, 2016 1:48 am
by Simple Torture
dimejinky99 wrote:I had TB once.

It was no fun.
Are you from the 1800s?

Re: R.I.P.

Posted: Fri January 15, 2016 2:01 am
by Mecca
can't believe they're letting this guy write the script for 2016
Spoiler: show
Image
credit goes to reddit https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments ... rected_by/

Re: R.I.P.

Posted: Fri January 15, 2016 2:34 am
by LetMeSleep
Simple Torture wrote:
dimejinky99 wrote:I had TB once.

It was no fun.
Are you from the 1800s?
TB is a particular problem in London. Kids get immunised for it.

And dime, did you get it at home or in London?

Re: R.I.P.

Posted: Fri January 15, 2016 2:55 am
by Simple Torture
Wtf, London?