Batman V: Superman Dawn of Justice
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Re: Movie: Superman vs. Batman (2016)
looks exactly like the Dark Night´s suit.
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How can this movie not suck?
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i want mcparadigm to answer that question
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stip wrote:i really love the batman character, but have so much trouble enjoying him alongside super heroes.
before dc's new 52( the rebooted their whole universe to start over with origins and storys) the way batman was written in JLA was fantastic.
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A. Superman needs a no-win scenario to be interesting, or to be forced/manipulated into doing the wrong thing. But after the Rachel-or-Harvey bit and the way they handled the end of Zod, I can't imagine anything feeling more tedious. He also needs to be alone...the only thing his character sheet has besides "good guy" is the fact that he's committed to saving a people he can never really be a part of.Alex wrote:i want mcparadigm to answer that question
B. Batman is like Wolverine: if it's an ensemble story, he needs to not be overexposed. Every minute he's onscreen, you're trading mystery and character for "oh cool it's the batman." You quickly reach a point where you've traded too much mystery, and thus it's no longer oh cool at all. The same thing happens when you cast Ben Affleck.
C. Alex needs to be at the bottom of the screen mystery science theater style, making completely unrelated conversation with puppets throughout the entire movie.
D. They could just not make it.
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So, are superman and batman gonna hate each other? I dont get the struggle here.
What a stupid movie. I feel like McP!
What a stupid movie. I feel like McP!
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My wife made me watch Jack Reacher on Mothers' Day. I imagine that any movie that directly followed that two hour old people fart joke would look good by comparison. Maybe do a marathon the day of?Strat wrote:So, are superman and batman gonna hate each other? I dont get the struggle here.
What a stupid movie. I feel like McP!
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you're a cyber bully !!McParadigm wrote:A. Superman needs a no-win scenario to be interesting, or to be forced/manipulated into doing the wrong thing. But after the Rachel-or-Harvey bit and the way they handled the end of Zod, I can't imagine anything feeling more tedious. He also needs to be alone...the only thing his character sheet has besides "good guy" is the fact that he's committed to saving a people he can never really be a part of.Alex wrote:i want mcparadigm to answer that question
B. Batman is like Wolverine: if it's an ensemble story, he needs to not be overexposed. Every minute he's onscreen, you're trading mystery and character for "oh cool it's the batman." You quickly reach a point where you've traded too much mystery, and thus it's no longer oh cool at all. The same thing happens when you cast Ben Affleck.
C. Alex needs to be at the bottom of the screen mystery science theater style, making completely unrelated conversation with puppets throughout the entire movie.
D. They could just not make it.
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well, he's gotta fight superman.Alex wrote:bro is jacked straight up tho
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cyberbully sounds like a spiderman villain.
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who's playing superman in this?spike wrote:well, he's gotta fight superman.Alex wrote:bro is jacked straight up tho
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Re: Movie: Superman vs. Batman (2016)
Peter N. ClarkeAlex wrote:who's playing superman in this?spike wrote:well, he's gotta fight superman.Alex wrote:bro is jacked straight up tho
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durdencommatyler wrote:Peter N. ClarkeAlex wrote:who's playing superman in this?spike wrote:well, he's gotta fight superman.Alex wrote:bro is jacked straight up tho

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spike wrote:durdencommatyler wrote:Peter N. ClarkeAlex wrote:who's playing superman in this?spike wrote:well, he's gotta fight superman.Alex wrote:bro is jacked straight up tho

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Matt DamonAlex wrote:who's playing superman in this?spike wrote:well, he's gotta fight superman.Alex wrote:bro is jacked straight up tho
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