Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Posted: Fri April 03, 2020 12:03 am
McParadigm wrote:I’m dying
McParadigm wrote:I’m dying
i was out walking the dog with my wife and missed it..thanks for covering for me..use a better whiskey next time though please, justin..have a good nightSelf wrote:
Germans got out ahead of this bitch early onBurtReynolds wrote:Does anyone know the reason that the death rates in France, Italy and Spain is around 10%, but in Germany its only 1.3%?
Not according to the infection rate.Donald wrote:Germans got out ahead of this bitch early onBurtReynolds wrote:Does anyone know the reason that the death rates in France, Italy and Spain is around 10%, but in Germany its only 1.3%?
blond haired blue eyed people don't die?BurtReynolds wrote:Does anyone know the reason that the death rates in France, Italy and Spain is around 10%, but in Germany its only 1.3%?
Reporting.BurtReynolds wrote:Does anyone know the reason that the death rates in France, Italy and Spain is around 10%, but in Germany its only 1.3%?
They started testing a lot earlier on and were preparing for this before the fucker blew its loadBurtReynolds wrote:Not according to the infection rate.Donald wrote:Germans got out ahead of this bitch early onBurtReynolds wrote:Does anyone know the reason that the death rates in France, Italy and Spain is around 10%, but in Germany its only 1.3%?
They have more ICU beds, but I'm not sure that would make such a massive difference.
Again, this didn't make much difference with rate of infection.Donald wrote:They started testing a lot earlier on and were preparing for this before the fucker blew its loadBurtReynolds wrote:Not according to the infection rate.Donald wrote:Germans got out ahead of this bitch early onBurtReynolds wrote:Does anyone know the reason that the death rates in France, Italy and Spain is around 10%, but in Germany its only 1.3%?
They have more ICU beds, but I'm not sure that would make such a massive difference.
Were able to start treating people earlier on before they got terminal......BurtReynolds wrote:Again, this didn't make much difference with rate of infection.Donald wrote:They started testing a lot earlier on and were preparing for this before the fucker blew its loadBurtReynolds wrote:Not according to the infection rate.Donald wrote:Germans got out ahead of this bitch early onBurtReynolds wrote:Does anyone know the reason that the death rates in France, Italy and Spain is around 10%, but in Germany its only 1.3%?
They have more ICU beds, but I'm not sure that would make such a massive difference.
Do you have anything to back this up, Orange Man?Donald wrote:Were able to start treating people earlier on before they got terminal......BurtReynolds wrote:Again, this didn't make much difference with rate of infection.Donald wrote:They started testing a lot earlier on and were preparing for this before the fucker blew its loadBurtReynolds wrote:Not according to the infection rate.Donald wrote:Germans got out ahead of this bitch early onBurtReynolds wrote:Does anyone know the reason that the death rates in France, Italy and Spain is around 10%, but in Germany its only 1.3%?
They have more ICU beds, but I'm not sure that would make such a massive difference.
Just what Ivanka and Jared have told me, and they're pretty smartBurtReynolds wrote:Do you have anything to back this up, Orange Man?Donald wrote:Were able to start treating people earlier on before they got terminal......BurtReynolds wrote:Again, this didn't make much difference with rate of infection.Donald wrote:They started testing a lot earlier on and were preparing for this before the fucker blew its loadBurtReynolds wrote:Not according to the infection rate.Donald wrote:Germans got out ahead of this bitch early onBurtReynolds wrote:Does anyone know the reason that the death rates in France, Italy and Spain is around 10%, but in Germany its only 1.3%?
They have more ICU beds, but I'm not sure that would make such a massive difference.
The raw emotion called for something cheap. If I coulda found a gif of Kitty Dukakis hittin up the iso, I would've posted that.doug rr wrote:i was out walking the dog with my wife and missed it..thanks for covering for me..use a better whiskey next time though please, justin..have a good nightSelf wrote:
i thinks it's several factors. Things I have heard:Donald wrote:Just what Ivanka and Jared have told me, and they're pretty smartBurtReynolds wrote:Do you have anything to back this up, Orange Man?Donald wrote:Were able to start treating people earlier on before they got terminal......BurtReynolds wrote:Again, this didn't make much difference with rate of infection.Donald wrote:They started testing a lot earlier on and were preparing for this before the fucker blew its loadBurtReynolds wrote:Not according to the infection rate.Donald wrote:Germans got out ahead of this bitch early onBurtReynolds wrote:Does anyone know the reason that the death rates in France, Italy and Spain is around 10%, but in Germany its only 1.3%?
They have more ICU beds, but I'm not sure that would make such a massive difference.
sorry, dudeB wrote:Sorry to hear that. Good luck.Rob wrote:10M people filing for unemployment the last two weeks (I am among them). God damn.
And we're still very much toward the beginning of this.
"Luckily" unemployment probably won't grow exponentially as this goes on. It'll grow, but it won't grow at the rate it has grown this past two weeks.
I mean, like, theoretically and shit.
the other threads started off mostly as targeted joke themes but then as this actually turned into a global pandemic they morphed into kind of whatever the slobs in GD felt like talking aboutBammer wrote:I just realized this thread is in N&D and not Garbage Dump, hence all the unnecessary duplicate threads in GD.
Sure it would. This thing has a 7 day incubation period. If you're testing you're getting people out of commission faster and they're infecting less people.BurtReynolds wrote:Again, this didn't make much difference with rate of infection.Donald wrote:They started testing a lot earlier on and were preparing for this before the fucker blew its loadBurtReynolds wrote:Not according to the infection rate.Donald wrote:Germans got out ahead of this bitch early onBurtReynolds wrote:Does anyone know the reason that the death rates in France, Italy and Spain is around 10%, but in Germany its only 1.3%?
They have more ICU beds, but I'm not sure that would make such a massive difference.
And this didn't happen in Germany. So either they weren't testing and Donny is hallucinating again, or testing doesn't matter. Probably the first.B wrote:Sure it would. This thing has a 7 day incubation period. If you're testing you're getting people out of commission faster and they're infecting less people.BurtReynolds wrote:Again, this didn't make much difference with rate of infection.Donald wrote:They started testing a lot earlier on and were preparing for this before the fucker blew its loadBurtReynolds wrote:Not according to the infection rate.Donald wrote:Germans got out ahead of this bitch early onBurtReynolds wrote:Does anyone know the reason that the death rates in France, Italy and Spain is around 10%, but in Germany its only 1.3%?
They have more ICU beds, but I'm not sure that would make such a massive difference.
Germans are arguably better at soccer, but yes, all this is true.96583UP wrote:i thinks it's several factors. Things I have heard:Donald wrote:Just what Ivanka and Jared have told me, and they're pretty smartBurtReynolds wrote:Do you have anything to back this up, Orange Man?Donald wrote:Were able to start treating people earlier on before they got terminal......BurtReynolds wrote:Again, this didn't make much difference with rate of infection.Donald wrote:They started testing a lot earlier on and were preparing for this before the fucker blew its loadBurtReynolds wrote:Not according to the infection rate.Donald wrote:Germans got out ahead of this bitch early onBurtReynolds wrote:Does anyone know the reason that the death rates in France, Italy and Spain is around 10%, but in Germany its only 1.3%?
They have more ICU beds, but I'm not sure that would make such a massive difference.
- Italy has way older population on average
- Italy had a super-spreading event early at a huge soccer game in the north when this was off the radar and then resulted in Lombardy totally blowing up (opposite of flattening a curve)
- Italian healthcare infrastructure not as good as Germany
- Italian hospitals have more antibiotic resistant bacteria bc the country has allowed purchase of antibiotics without a prescription for years
- Germans started testing comprehensively sooner
- Germans obey social distancing laws (have seen videos where police loudspeakers remind people to stay indoors - sounds like a movie from 1940s)
- Germans aresuperior racenot as good at soccer so didn't have superspreading event