Election 2024: Last One Out, Hit The Lights

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I can’t even speak its name, it’s so disgusting.
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would you say, you were the knights of nee?
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Hypothetical question for the room.

Let’s say, for the sake of discussion, that Kamala Harris ekes out a victory and then something something civil war.

Make up your own reason why. Maybe a collection of Republican electors from states that don’t require adherence to the popular vote outcome get together and say “I do not believe the vote in my state was accurately tabulated, I do not trust any state or federal audit to be conducted fairly, and therefore I choose to give my vote to Donald Trump.”

And maybe the Supreme Court decides that if the state doesn’t expressly have a law disallowing them from doing that, then they’re allowed to do that. So Mike Johnson moves to certify it.

Or maybe something else happens. I’m just making shit up. However you get there, imagine that you end up with two Americas… each one only willing to accept their recognized outcome.

Anyways, in such a hypothetical situation, I’m wondering if maybe we should just do March Madness early this year.
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By the way, it was New Hampshire. I fucking hate New Hampshire political ads.
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Simple Torture wrote:By the way, it was New Hampshire. I fucking hate New Hampshire political ads.
thank you for this
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For as heated and high stakes as things are, I don’t think anyone outside of DJT and his most inner circle - and a few weirdos like MTG - cares enough to provoke a civil war scenario.
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McParadigm wrote:
Let’s say, for the sake of discussion, that Kamala Harris ekes out a victory and then something something civil war.

Make up your own reason why.
Sounds like a job interview question for WaPo
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spike wrote:For as heated and high stakes as things are, I don’t think anyone outside of DJT and his most inner circle - and a few weirdos like MTG - cares enough to provoke a civil war scenario.
i agree they are too fat and lazy

mostly they just argue with the TV
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*posted only for the video
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BurtReynolds wrote:I don't think I've ever lived in a swing state. I wonder what the ads are like.
for every 5 commercials 3 are political, 1 is progressive and one is doug and his pet emu

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Bi_3 wrote:*posted only for the video
I vote for a community standard where we put our own opinions above the tweet we're posting.
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B wrote:
Bi_3 wrote:*posted only for the video
I vote for a community standard where we put our own opinions above the tweet we're posting.
I've never been clear on the proper etiquette here. Sometimes I do both.
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I would really like to have been in the room when they decided Beyonce would show up but not perform. Not important at all, but I'm fascinated by how something like that comes about.
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Why are we posting Ben Shapiro videos?
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Monkey_Driven wrote:Why are we posting Ben Shapiro videos?
He's a very articulate representative of half the country voting for Trump. Sam Harris is my guy. It's a good debate.
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Who's the poor woman in the middle of those two towering intellects?
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Bari Weiss. She does a great job.
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Harris is TDS given human form, but Shapiro is one of the better hacks out there. I might stomach it.
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