The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

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Stop it
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spike wrote:Thin Air Freshener
I really really REALLY liked this one.
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now when i regular i can promote regularity
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did you poop today, spike?
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Yeah, six times just now in this thread
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tommy, are you okay?
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now when i regular i can promote regularity
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dad wrote:did you poop today, spike?
yes, but not a humungus amount
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dad wrote:tommy, are you okay?
must be hard to poop with that stick up his ass
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dad wrote:tommy, are you okay?
Not really. I also just don't like bad puns.

This thread is sacred.
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dad wrote:bump for coach.

after not going yesterday, I dropped a massive, lengthy beast today. So impressive, it could've filled a station wagon.

had to break it up with a plunger just to flush.

if you're curious as to what i've been putting into my body...it's beans. black beans.

god bless black beans.
thanks dad, i appreciate you and your bathroom stories

Today, I fired off a couple messy rounds. Didn't really eat or drink good last night and I paid the price this morning. Still, the afternoon has been delightful.
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spike wrote:
dad wrote:did you poop today, spike?
yes, but not a humungus amount
buddy, have i got a recommendation for you...
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tommy wrote:
dad wrote:tommy, are you okay?
Not really. I also just don't like bad puns.

This thread is sacred.
coach and i appreciate that you are taking this thread seriously.
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now when i regular i can promote regularity
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great crap this morning, beans yday

this afternoon more questionable
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96583UP wrote:great crap this morning, beans yday

this afternoon more questionable
beans are the best.

fiber, protein, antioxidants.

a perfect food.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

now when i regular i can promote regularity
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dad wrote:
96583UP wrote:great crap this morning, beans yday

this afternoon more questionable
beans are the best.

fiber, protein, antioxidants.

a perfect food.
S’what im talking about. Lugumes, man. Legumes
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I miss your poop
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massive amount of poo in the terlette today.
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now when i regular i can promote regularity
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