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Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Thu September 28, 2023 6:52 pm
by spike
Inflatulence

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Thu September 28, 2023 6:53 pm
by tommy
Stop it

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Thu September 28, 2023 6:54 pm
by spike
Sprout Of My Mind

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Thu September 28, 2023 6:54 pm
by dad
spike wrote:Thin Air Freshener
I really really REALLY liked this one.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Thu September 28, 2023 6:55 pm
by spike
Green Giant Disease

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Thu September 28, 2023 6:57 pm
by tommy
Somebody stop him

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Thu September 28, 2023 6:59 pm
by dad
did you poop today, spike?

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Thu September 28, 2023 7:02 pm
by tommy
Yeah, six times just now in this thread

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Thu September 28, 2023 7:04 pm
by dad
tommy, are you okay?

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Thu September 28, 2023 7:05 pm
by spike
dad wrote:did you poop today, spike?
yes, but not a humungus amount

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Thu September 28, 2023 7:06 pm
by spike
dad wrote:tommy, are you okay?
must be hard to poop with that stick up his ass

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Thu September 28, 2023 7:09 pm
by tommy
dad wrote:tommy, are you okay?
Not really. I also just don't like bad puns.

This thread is sacred.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Thu September 28, 2023 7:10 pm
by Coach
dad wrote:bump for coach.

after not going yesterday, I dropped a massive, lengthy beast today. So impressive, it could've filled a station wagon.

had to break it up with a plunger just to flush.

if you're curious as to what i've been putting into my body...it's beans. black beans.

god bless black beans.
thanks dad, i appreciate you and your bathroom stories

Today, I fired off a couple messy rounds. Didn't really eat or drink good last night and I paid the price this morning. Still, the afternoon has been delightful.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Thu September 28, 2023 7:15 pm
by dad
spike wrote:
dad wrote:did you poop today, spike?
yes, but not a humungus amount
buddy, have i got a recommendation for you...

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Thu September 28, 2023 7:16 pm
by dad
tommy wrote:
dad wrote:tommy, are you okay?
Not really. I also just don't like bad puns.

This thread is sacred.
coach and i appreciate that you are taking this thread seriously.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Thu September 28, 2023 7:54 pm
by 96583UP
great crap this morning, beans yday

this afternoon more questionable

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Thu September 28, 2023 7:58 pm
by dad
96583UP wrote:great crap this morning, beans yday

this afternoon more questionable
beans are the best.

fiber, protein, antioxidants.

a perfect food.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Thu September 28, 2023 10:52 pm
by wease
dad wrote:
96583UP wrote:great crap this morning, beans yday

this afternoon more questionable
beans are the best.

fiber, protein, antioxidants.

a perfect food.
S’what im talking about. Lugumes, man. Legumes

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Tue October 03, 2023 3:15 pm
by Coach
I miss your poop

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Tue October 03, 2023 3:24 pm
by dad
massive amount of poo in the terlette today.