Red Mosquito

Do any of you guys know whether or not Burt has seen this yet?

Great, Superman is knocked out again. Cue long overwrought scene waiting for him to wake up again.

Yay superman is dead!!!! Fuck that guy! May he never appear in a movie again.

Umm... Burt...

I'm angry. I want my dollar back. This shouldn't be allowed.

Where is my dawn of justice?

Lol Wonder Woman makes Spider-Man's presence in Captain America seem integral and expertly woven into the story.

Definitely the two worst villains in superhero movie history, and I'm including Bane from Batman and Robin. Or Bane from TDKR. Or any of the Banes. All of them combined. All of the Banes.

How predictable.

The first movie where the entire story is told via Anderson Cooper. This is groundbreaking cinema.

Should have called it Anderson Cooper: Dawn of Justice

Before watching Superman: Punch Punch Explosion, I was hoping they would take JLA away from Snyder so he could go back to making tighter, more focused movies that play to his strengths. Now I just hope he goes away.

BurtReynolds wrote:Ha ha they really REALLY want you to know that no civilians are being killed.

I can't let this get bottom paged. "HEY GUYS DON'T WORRY THIS ISN'T LIKE THE LAST MOVIE NO ONE IS GETTING KILLED HERE ALL THOSE BUILDINGS ARE EMPTY IT'S JUST PRETEND"

Thanks Anderson Cooper. You're the real hero.

Goddamnit

BurtReynolds wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:Ha ha they really REALLY want you to know that no civilians are being killed.

I can't let this get bottom paged. "HEY GUYS DON'T WORRY THIS ISN'T LIKE THE LAST MOVIE NO ONE IS GETTING KILLED HERE ALL THOSE BUILDINGS ARE EMPTY IT'S JUST PRETEND"

Thanks Anderson Cooper. You're the real hero.

This isn't even true

LoathedVermin72 wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:Ha ha they really REALLY want you to know that no civilians are being killed.

I can't let this get bottom paged. "HEY GUYS DON'T WORRY THIS ISN'T LIKE THE LAST MOVIE NO ONE IS GETTING KILLED HERE ALL THOSE BUILDINGS ARE EMPTY IT'S JUST PRETEND"

Thanks Anderson Cooper. You're the real hero.

This isn't even true

There are at least three lines devoted entirely to this and serve no other purpose than to reiterate that these these characters aren't complete assholes (but so totally are.) And I'm pretty sure there are more.

"Downtown just exploded. Don't worry the workday is over. This is barely even news really. Back to you, Anderson."

What the fuck was Aqua-Man doing?

WHAT THE FUCK WAS HE DOING

It was some kind of chest fart?