Batman V: Superman Dawn of Justice

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Well

Great movie
8
20%
Good movie
16
40%
Just meh
10
25%
Marvel Universe wannabe
6
15%
 
Total votes: 40

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theplatypus wrote:It was some kind of chest fart?
He really thought about it for a long time. Like "Should I blow up this camera? Should I not? I'm totally gonna do it. Yep, I'm gonna do it. Here I go."

It was like its own little mini movie.
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the blu-ray cover looks like they look each character's individual pre-release Entertainment Weekly cover and spliced them together to make one fantastically cheesy image

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There's all kinds of false advertising in that image.
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Why is wonder woman front and center in a movie that is called "batman vs superman"?
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bodysnatcher wrote:the blu-ray cover looks like they look each character's individual pre-release Entertainment Weekly cover and spliced them together to make one fantastically cheesy image

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This looks sooooo fake.
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Strat wrote:Why is wonder woman front and center in a movie that is called "batman vs superman"?
cuz she vaguely looks like Kim Kardashian, and they probably know a lot of dudes who love this movie will wank to it
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Gee. You guys never took class pictures. The short kids go up front.
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for whatever reason, i still want to see this movie. i'm just glad i didn't pay for it.
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This is probably the movie of the decade
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:lol:
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calling it a movie is more praise than it deserves
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geezes christ is this still a thread?
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Strat wrote:Why is wonder woman front and center in a movie that is called "batman vs superman"?
Because
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Can't argue with that.
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I wanna watch this a lot more after hearing Burt talk about it.
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Orpheus wrote:I wanna watch this a lot more after hearing Burt talk about it.
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Pretty sure Aquaman was masturbating in that boat.
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What boat?
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durdencommatyler wrote:What boat?
the Aquaboat
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BurtReynolds wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:What boat?
the Aquaboat
Duh
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