Red Mosquito

Coach wrote:

wease wrote:

Coach wrote:

wease wrote:What did you eat yesterday?

That's a pretty personal question, sir!

I stand by it

Lasagna

There ya go. That tomato sauce was the culprit. I had much the same experience when my made spaghetti last week.

wease wrote:

Coach wrote:

wease wrote:

Coach wrote:

wease wrote:What did you eat yesterday?

That's a pretty personal question, sir!

I stand by it

Lasagna

There ya go. That tomato sauce was the culprit. I had much the same experience when my made spaghetti last week.

good call

glad I shared

Two good early poops this AM. Cleared out and ready for the day.

Two giant christmas anacondas this morning

a credit to all the salad on xmas eve

both 18 inch+ , perfectly formed; second was easily 22 inch+, multiple coils, easy exit, non-threatening color

it’s a christmas gift from the man himself

let’s fkin go

Wait, how long???

Absolutely massive

healthy boy

it was one for the ages

very surprising

back to mid- poops today

i also got some crazy cold w/ tropical jungle grade fever

did not measure it but last night was hottest i’ve felt in like 10 years

when it broke i sweated through all my shit

totally drenched

I had some pretty good poops in Mexico, then had a similar intense jungle fever when I got home. Perhaps it’s all a balance in the force.

I’m picking up steroids and an inhaler soon to get on top of the crap in my chest. Good luck to you. I guess it’s the price we must pay for regularity.

We went to Broadway yesterday to see the musical spamalot (monty python) first act my stomach was rumbling. Made it to intermission where there was a line down three flights of stairs for the bathroom. This was it, i was going to shit my pants in midtown Manhattan. Didn't know what to do. Saw an usher, a dude my age, i pulled him aside and just layed it out. " If i don't get to a bathroom now I'll shit my pants ". He goes "i got you bro" and led me to a secret family bathroom. Crisis averted. There are still heroes out there and he is mine.

E.H. Ruddock wrote:We went to Broadway yesterday to see the musical spamalot (monty python) first act my stomach was rumbling. Made it to intermission where there was a line down three flights of stairs for the bathroom. This was it, i was going to shit my pants in midtown Manhattan. Didn't know what to do. Saw an usher, a dude my age, i pulled him aside and just layed it out. " If i don't get to a bathroom now I'll shit my pants ". He goes "i got you bro" and led me to a secret family bathroom. Crisis averted. There are still heroes out there and he is mine.

Went a bit overboard at Bubba Gump Shrimp, huh? You’re not supposed to order everything he lists in the movie.

LOL Ruddo amazing

that usher is gmi

spike wrote:

E.H. Ruddock wrote:We went to Broadway yesterday to see the musical spamalot (monty python) first act my stomach was rumbling. Made it to intermission where there was a line down three flights of stairs for the bathroom. This was it, i was going to shit my pants in midtown Manhattan. Didn't know what to do. Saw an usher, a dude my age, i pulled him aside and just layed it out. " If i don't get to a bathroom now I'll shit my pants ". He goes "i got you bro" and led me to a secret family bathroom. Crisis averted. There are still heroes out there and he is mine.

Went a bit overboard at Bubba Gump Shrimp, huh? You’re not supposed to order everything he lists in the movie.

lol. Nah we ate at a nice restaurant in the upper east side. But I did have a hot dog in Bryant park for lunch. I'm sure that was it.

Still thinking about that usher. I wanted to fist bump him when I was done, but knowing that he knew what I just did, I refrained. I wish I had more time up here, I'd go back into the city today or tomorrow and take him a gift or something. I really thought I was going to be standing in a Broadway theater just having shit my pants.

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

spike wrote:

E.H. Ruddock wrote:We went to Broadway yesterday to see the musical spamalot (monty python) first act my stomach was rumbling. Made it to intermission where there was a line down three flights of stairs for the bathroom. This was it, i was going to shit my pants in midtown Manhattan. Didn't know what to do. Saw an usher, a dude my age, i pulled him aside and just layed it out. " If i don't get to a bathroom now I'll shit my pants ". He goes "i got you bro" and led me to a secret family bathroom. Crisis averted. There are still heroes out there and he is mine.

Went a bit overboard at Bubba Gump Shrimp, huh? You’re not supposed to order everything he lists in the movie.

lol. Nah we ate at a nice restaurant in the upper east side. But I did have a hot dog in Bryant park for lunch. I'm sure that was it.

Still thinking about that usher. I wanted to fist bump him when I was done, but knowing that he knew what I just did, I refrained. I wish I had more time up here, I'd go back into the city today or tomorrow and take him a gift or something. I really thought I was going to be standing in a Broadway theater just having shit my pants.

People don't respect union ushers enough. True heroes.

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

spike wrote:

E.H. Ruddock wrote:We went to Broadway yesterday to see the musical spamalot (monty python) first act my stomach was rumbling. Made it to intermission where there was a line down three flights of stairs for the bathroom. This was it, i was going to shit my pants in midtown Manhattan. Didn't know what to do. Saw an usher, a dude my age, i pulled him aside and just layed it out. " If i don't get to a bathroom now I'll shit my pants ". He goes "i got you bro" and led me to a secret family bathroom. Crisis averted. There are still heroes out there and he is mine.

Went a bit overboard at Bubba Gump Shrimp, huh? You’re not supposed to order everything he lists in the movie.

lol. Nah we ate at a nice restaurant in the upper east side. But I did have a hot dog in Bryant park for lunch. I'm sure that was it.

Still thinking about that usher. I wanted to fist bump him when I was done, but knowing that he knew what I just did, I refrained. I wish I had more time up here, I'd go back into the city today or tomorrow and take him a gift or something. I really thought I was going to be standing in a Broadway theater just having shit my pants.

Glad you made it

i am sure if you shit your pants you could have borrowed a pair from Joey nearby

workin one out right now

looks like the bean burrito i ate last night

Ruddo about to go full Cable Guy on this usher.

Ello Sailor wrote:Ruddo about to go full Cable Guy on this usher.

I think of him as i do my brothers in the trenches. I’d go to battle for him