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96583UP wrote:At least there are a few bright spots left in this nation

Oklahoma Court: Oral Sex is not Rape if Victim is Unconscious from Drinking
http://www.theguardian.com/society/2016 ... ol-consent
The title is a bit misleading: the court didn't say, "Go out and shove your dicks in people's mouths!"; rather, it suggested that state laws don't prohibit oral sodomy when someone is intoxicated, so it couldn't just decide to rule on a law that didn't exist. This is still all sorts of fucked up, though.
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Simple Torture wrote:
96583UP wrote:At least there are a few bright spots left in this nation

Oklahoma Court: Oral Sex is not Rape if Victim is Unconscious from Drinking
http://www.theguardian.com/society/2016 ... ol-consent
The title is a bit misleading: the court didn't say, "Go out and shove your dicks in people's mouths!"
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So Trumps being accused of raping a 13yr old

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As Donald Trump inches closer to the Republican nomination, GOP insiders scramble to put a halt to the billionaire’s run for the White House. A new lawsuit filed in the state of California could prove to be the ultimate act of desperation by a frantic establishment willing to go to any lengths to end Trump’s bid for the Oval Office. However, if the allegations contained within the court documents are found to be true, they would not only spell the end of Trump’s presidential aspirations, but most likely his brand as a whole.

On April 26, a woman residing in California named Katie Johnson filed a lawsuit against Donald J. Trump and Jeffrey E. Epstein – for the amount of $100 million – accusing the two billionaires of “forcing her to engage in various perverted and depraved acts by threatening physical harm.” The plaintiff, who describes herself as Trump and Epstein’s “sex slave” in the papers, also accuses the pair of having threatened to kill her family if she told anyone of their crime.

The incidents alleged to have taken place over a four-month span in 1994 in New York City, when Johnson was only 13-years-old.

Of the four separate encounters Johnson outlined in the documents, the last incident is described in the most detail:

“On the fourth and final sexual encounter with the defendant, Donald J. Trump, the Plaintiff, Katie Johnson, was tied to a bed by Defendant Trump who then proceeded to forcibly rape Plaintiff Johnson. During the course of this savage sexual attack, Plaintiff Johnson loudly pleaded with Defendant Trump to “please wear a condom.” Defendant Trump responded by violently striking Plaintiff Johnson in the face with his open hand and screaming that “he would do what he wanted” as he refused to wear protection. After achieving sexual orgasm, the Defendant, Donald J. Trump put his suit back on and when the Plaintiff, Katie Johnson, in tears asked Donald Trump what would happen if he had impregnated her, Defendant Trump grabbed his wallet and threw some money at her and screamed that she should use the money “to get a f*cking abortion.”

Jumping in front of the media blitz that accompanies rumors of this nature, Trump has already addressed the story, calling the events described by the woman a lie.

“The allegations are not only categorically false, but disgusting at the highest level and clearly framed to solicit media attention or, perhaps are simply politically motivated. There is absolutely no merit to these allegations. Period,” Donald Trump told RadarOnline concerning the court papers.

A woman the documents refer to only as “Tiffany Doe” is said to be able to corroborate the events.

“Material witness Tiffany Doe fully confirms of all Plaintiff Katie Johnson’s allegations of physical and sexual abuse by Defendants Donald J. Trump and Jeffrey E. Epstein. Tiffany Doe was physically present at each of the four occasions by Defendant Trump upon the person of Plaintiff Johnson, as it was her job to witness all of the sexual escapades of Defendant Epstein’s guests at these underage sex parties and later reveal all of the sordid details directly to Defendant Epstein. Defendant Epstein also demanded that Tiffany Doe tell him personally everything she had overheard at these parties explaining to her that “knowledge was king” in the financial world. As a result of these underage sex parties, Defendant Epstein was able to accumulate inside business knowledge that he otherwise would never have been privy to in order to amass his huge personal fortune,” according to the court papers.

Jeffrey Epstein, who has already served 13 months in prison for a sexual encounter with a 14-year-old, is a registered Level 3 sex offender – considered by the state to be a “high risk” to repeat his offense and “a threat to public safety.” At one point, Epstein, who has been implicated in numerous sex crimes involving minors, was facing 10 years to life on multiple counts of statutory rape.

In 2010, the FBI seized a 194-page “little black book” belonging to Epstein that listed the identities of underage girls he was accused of keeping as sex slaves. Incidentally, the plaintiff, Katie Johnson’s name does not appear in the book.

According to Radar, the address listed as Ms. Johnson’s on the documents is a home in Twentynine Palms, California that has been foreclosed upon. The phone number listed as the plaintiff’s has been disconnected.

“To be clear, there is absolutely no merit to these claims and, based on our investigation, no evidence that the person who has made these allegations actually exists,” Trump attorney Alan Garten told the Daily Mail.
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"The New Lawsuit That Could End Donald Trump’s Presidential Campaign"

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wow that is horrible

i don't want to rush to any conclusions here, but

he's obviously guilty
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96583UP wrote:wow that is horrible

i don't want to rush to any conclusions here, but

he's obviously guilty
There have been Cosby-esque rumors going around for a long time now. I'm amazed that it took this long for the subject to come up. Maybe it was the Republicans'.....Trump card. AAAAAHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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Heidi Cruz Tackles The 'Ted Cruz Is The Zodiac Killer' Meme

Heidi Cruz addressed some important issues on the campaign trail Monday morning in Indiana, including what she thinks about jokes that her husband Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) is an infamous serial killer.

During a visit to a cafe in Carmel, Indiana, Yahoo! News asked Heidi Cruz what she thought about comedian Larry Wilmore's jokes about the Texas senator being the Zodiac Killer. Cruz told Yahoo that having known the unpopular senator for so long, this type of joke at his expense doesn't shake her.

“Well, I’ve been married to him for 15 years and I know pretty well who he is, so it doesn’t bother me at all. There’s a lot of garbage out there,” Cruz told Yahoo.

Her comments marked the Cruz campaign's first response to the "Ted Cruz Is The Zodiac Killer" meme, which has floated around on the Internet for years and circulated widely during the 2016 race. It's exceedingly unlikely that Cruz, who was born in 1970, is the same person who committed a string of unsolved murders beginning in the late 1960s.

Wilmore made several jokes about the popular meme Saturday during the White House Correspondents' Dinner, saying “recently, Ted Cruz got a string of wins and endorsements, then everybody remembered who Ted Cruz is, the Zodiac Killer.”

At least one person has been cashing in on the meme: TPM recently spoke with an activist in Texas selling "Ted Cruz was the Zodiac" t-shirts to help fund abortions in the state.
That bolded part? That's what people say right before their loved ones are revealed as serial killers.

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How does no one try to help her?

And how does she teleport to the far right of the stage? she's down, and then runs back in from the right.
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McParadigm wrote:lol
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Cruz is speaking now. Sounds like a drop-out speech.
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Ted Cruz just thanked Carly Fiorina for being such an incredible running mate. She's been his running mate for, what, 8 days?
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FUCK ICE
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Cruz dropped out

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This is surreal
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tragabigzanda wrote:
Simple Torture wrote:Cruz is speaking now. Sounds like a drop-out speech.
Rot in hell, you hateful piece of shit.
What did I ever do to you? :cry:
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The Ted Cruz Face:
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FUCK ICE
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