Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of
Posted: Tue July 30, 2024 3:49 am
Trillbys*, but still worthy of a sock in the gut.
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
Making sure it’s real gold, playa.bodysnatcher wrote:Posing for a pic biting your Olympic medal. I’m sure there’s something behind it and it’s been going on forever, but it’s annoying.
Fallon is indeed awful. Being a fanboy of everything can get you so far, well apparently a late night show but I would wager his level of respect isn't astronomical amongst peers.BurtReynolds wrote:No fucking shit they're calculated. It was painfully obvious. Most fake guy in the world.
No, his aggravation totally makes it worth it.BurtReynolds wrote:He was on Seinfeld's show? That's awful. That makes me think less of Seinfeld.
I think it was a two parter even.BurtReynolds wrote:He was on Seinfeld's show? That's awful. That makes me think less of Seinfeld.
Gold medal is gold plated silver worth $1000.bodysnatcher wrote:No way any of these athletes can use their teeth to determine if something is gold plated metal or real gold
It was. Didn’t they go jet-skiing?spike wrote:I think it was a two parter even.BurtReynolds wrote:He was on Seinfeld's show? That's awful. That makes me think less of Seinfeld.