Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of
Posted: Thu August 01, 2024 2:22 am
what car was it? I hope it was a piece of shit.
Jerry rented a little two man boat and they took that out for a spin.wease wrote:It was. Didn’t they go jet-skiing?spike wrote:I think it was a two parter even.BurtReynolds wrote:He was on Seinfeld's show? That's awful. That makes me think less of Seinfeld.
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
It is nothing like that. wtf?E.H. Ruddock wrote:It’s the same concept as my grandfather offering me his used handkerchief if i needed to blow my nose
Is essentially in a public restroom if it’sa party. Half of the people using it are probably dudes who dribbled piss on their hand’s and didn’t wash but wiped their hands on it. Others are people who probably took a shit and rinsed their hands but didn’t use soap. So yeah you’re right it isn’t like the handkerchief. It’s worsedaft twat wrote:It is nothing like that. wtf?E.H. Ruddock wrote:It’s the same concept as my grandfather offering me his used handkerchief if i needed to blow my nose
'murican fast food commercials in general. What's the one that's like "YOU RULE!"?E.H. Ruddock wrote:The term “saucy nuggs” on Wendy’s commercials
My office is one of 6 subdivided in a larger space. I'm positive the hand towel in the communal bathroom has only been changed once since I took up the rental.E.H. Ruddock wrote:Is essentially in a public restroom if it’sa party. Half of the people using it are probably dudes who dribbled piss on their hand’s and didn’t wash but wiped their hands on it. Others are people who probably took a shit and rinsed their hands but didn’t use soap. So yeah you’re right it isn’t like the handkerchief. It’s worsedaft twat wrote:It is nothing like that. wtf?E.H. Ruddock wrote:It’s the same concept as my grandfather offering me his used handkerchief if i needed to blow my nose
Text them with instructions that you’ll go down and wave them down.doug rr wrote:it could be both love or hatred but watching your door dash person on the app not being able to find your apartment and just driving around lost
At least they acknowledge they’re nuggets and don’t call them “boneless wings.”E.H. Ruddock wrote:The term “saucy nuggs” on Wendy’s commercials
Who the fuck dribbles piss on their hands?E.H. Ruddock wrote:Is essentially in a public restroom if it’sa party. Half of the people using it are probably dudes who dribbled piss on their hand’s and didn’t wash but wiped their hands on it. Others are people who probably took a shit and rinsed their hands but didn’t use soap. So yeah you’re right it isn’t like the handkerchief. It’s worsedaft twat wrote:It is nothing like that. wtf?E.H. Ruddock wrote:It’s the same concept as my grandfather offering me his used handkerchief if i needed to blow my nose