The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

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Sarge already punked someone with the thread title. We might need to change it back before all of the lurkers and newbies start posting in here about the album
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Dime is an easy mark tho
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Hahaha
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dropped a huge pile this morning

was clearly yday's Taco Tuesday taco bowl

i know that aroma
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Was backed up for a couple days. Just took a massive dump

My ass hurts but my insides feel great
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bodysnatcher wrote:Sarge already punked someone with the thread title. We might need to change it back before all of the lurkers and newbies start posting in here about the album
If you are reading about the new album on your phone while pooping, then we can keep that content here.
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bodysnatcher wrote:
Sgt. Crackpot wrote:Heh
Oh hahah you actually did it, I was just joking!
you can change it back. if it humors snatch then i am all for it
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Jorge wrote:Was backed up for a couple days. Just took a massive dump

My ass hurts but my insides feel great
What wedged things loose?
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spike wrote:
Jorge wrote:Was backed up for a couple days. Just took a massive dump

My ass hurts but my insides feel great
What wedged things loose?
Indian food.
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another big pile this morning

yday's tikka masala

almost clogged the bowl just based on the pile alone

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My bedroom smells like a fart museum
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Now I see why my farts were so bad. They were being filtered through the dragon that was hibernating in my rectum
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bodysnatcher wrote:Now I see why my farts were so bad. They were being filtered through the dragon that was hibernating in my rectum
Goddamn that made me laugh so loud. Now everyone in Wendy’s is looking at me like I’m an asshole.
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Massive dump today. Half big ol’ cow pie that I can’t believe didn’t stop up my toilet
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Mine was basically chicken noodle soup.
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bodysnatcher wrote:Mine was basically chicken noodle soup.
Are you still having beer for dinner most nights?
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:Mine was basically chicken noodle soup.
Are you still having beer for dinner most nights?
Lately yes
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bodysnatcher wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:Mine was basically chicken noodle soup.
Are you still having beer for dinner most nights?
Lately yes
Praying
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:Mine was basically chicken noodle soup.
Are you still having beer for dinner most nights?
Lately yes
Praying
Thanks

*cracks open an appetizer*
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Poop talk going mainstream and flying across threads these days.
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