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Re: Election 2024: Last One Out, Hit The Lights

Posted: Mon November 04, 2024 10:57 pm
by Simple Torture
Someone on my neighborhood Facebook group just posted “Where can I vote online? I’m overseas.” America!

Re: Election 2024: Last One Out, Hit The Lights

Posted: Mon November 04, 2024 11:02 pm
by Jammer XCI
Monkey_Driven wrote:Who will be the first person to announce they're running 2028 and when will that be?
Donald Trump 5 seconds after he loses again.

Re: Election 2024: Last One Out, Hit The Lights

Posted: Mon November 04, 2024 11:11 pm
by tommy
Which News network is going to call the election first?

Re: Election 2024: Last One Out, Hit The Lights

Posted: Mon November 04, 2024 11:12 pm
by epilogue
tommy wrote:Which News network is going to call the election first?
Define "news network"

Re: Election 2024: Last One Out, Hit The Lights

Posted: Mon November 04, 2024 11:20 pm
by tommy
epilogue wrote:
tommy wrote:Which News network is going to call the election first?
Define "news network"

Hmmm, have you seen the movie "Network"?

Re: Election 2024: Last One Out, Hit The Lights

Posted: Mon November 04, 2024 11:26 pm
by zeb
epilogue wrote:
zeb wrote:Fortunately the GOP are trying to engineer the "Dems cheat!" storyline without having Trump as the incumbent. They'll have to work much much harder to make it stick this time.
Except this time they have a secret weapon on the inside which could make it way easier.
If we're talking the Supreme Court versus the POTUS I think my money is on King Biden, greatly diminished though he is.

Re: Election 2024: Last One Out, Hit The Lights

Posted: Mon November 04, 2024 11:50 pm
by Bi_3
Simple Torture wrote:Someone on my neighborhood Facebook group just posted “Where can I vote online? I’m overseas.” America!
Isn't that a real thing if you are in the armed forces and deployed?

Re: Election 2024: Last One Out, Hit The Lights

Posted: Mon November 04, 2024 11:59 pm
by epilogue
tommy wrote:
epilogue wrote:
tommy wrote:Which News network is going to call the election first?
Define "news network"

Hmmm, have you seen the movie "Network"?
Please, cinema wasn't even invented until 1977!

Re: Election 2024: Last One Out, Hit The Lights

Posted: Tue November 05, 2024 12:00 am
by epilogue
zeb wrote:
epilogue wrote:
zeb wrote:Fortunately the GOP are trying to engineer the "Dems cheat!" storyline without having Trump as the incumbent. They'll have to work much much harder to make it stick this time.
Except this time they have a secret weapon on the inside which could make it way easier.
If we're talking the Supreme Court versus the POTUS I think my money is on King Biden, greatly diminished though he is.
I wish I had your confidence. So far, the Supreme Court has done nothing but support DT.

Re: Election 2024: Last One Out, Hit The Lights

Posted: Tue November 05, 2024 12:16 am
by Bi_3
I bet she really dug The Acolyte based on those glasses.

Re: Election 2024: Last One Out, Hit The Lights

Posted: Tue November 05, 2024 12:21 am
by epilogue
Weird (sexist) flex, but ok

Re: Election 2024: Last One Out, Hit The Lights

Posted: Tue November 05, 2024 12:58 am
by Bi_3
Third time in a row. These fuckers are doing it on purpose.

Re: Election 2024: Last One Out, Hit The Lights

Posted: Tue November 05, 2024 1:05 am
by Simple Torture
Bi_3 wrote:
Simple Torture wrote:Someone on my neighborhood Facebook group just posted “Where can I vote online? I’m overseas.” America!
Isn't that a real thing if you are in the armed forces and deployed?
I don’t think that’s the case here, she got roasted in the comments and deleted the original post.

But Matt Rife was spotted a breakfast place in town, so that has totally taken over the conversation anyway.

Re: Election 2024: Last One Out, Hit The Lights

Posted: Tue November 05, 2024 1:29 am
by McParadigm
Bi_3 wrote:Third time in a row. These fuckers are doing it on purpose.
Since 2006, it has taken Maricopa County an average of 13 days to count all the votes, largely because of the time needed to process early ballots dropped off on Election Day. Processing involves verifying the signature on an early ballot, removing it from the envelope, and feeding it into the tabulator machine.

The longest it took Maricopa County to report complete results was 17 days in 2008; the shortest was 8 days in 2014.

For the first time since 2006, Maricopa County voters are facing a two-page ballot this year, which doubles the amount of paper the tabulators must count.

“It will take more time to process and tabulate double the number of ballot pages,” election officials noted in briefing documents.

Another change could impact the speed of results on election night. Due to a new law passed by the Legislature this spring, poll workers must hand-count the green ballot envelopes dropped off on Election Day.

In Maricopa County, poll workers must complete this hand count before breaking down the vote center and returning materials for tabulation. This will delay the first batches of in-person votes reported on election night.

Re: Election 2024: Last One Out, Hit The Lights

Posted: Tue November 05, 2024 1:37 am
by zeb
epilogue wrote:
zeb wrote:
epilogue wrote:
zeb wrote:Fortunately the GOP are trying to engineer the "Dems cheat!" storyline without having Trump as the incumbent. They'll have to work much much harder to make it stick this time.
Except this time they have a secret weapon on the inside which could make it way easier.
If we're talking the Supreme Court versus the POTUS I think my money is on King Biden, greatly diminished though he is.
I wish I had your confidence. So far, the Supreme Court has done nothing but support DT.
Biden can do anything as long as it is official business. Trump is merely a candidate at this point.

Re: Election 2024: Last One Out, Hit The Lights

Posted: Tue November 05, 2024 1:39 am
by Bi_3
I’m not sure 9th time in a row is any better

Re: Election 2024: Last One Out, Hit The Lights

Posted: Tue November 05, 2024 1:48 am
by Rangi Guy
Good luck for tomorrow guys - I hope your favourite team wins!

Re: Election 2024: Last One Out, Hit The Lights

Posted: Tue November 05, 2024 2:14 am
by 96583UP
this thing over yet?

Re: Election 2024: Last One Out, Hit The Lights

Posted: Tue November 05, 2024 2:23 am
by Simple Torture
96583UP wrote:this thing over yet?
Depends, are you in Dixville Notch?

Re: Election 2024: Last One Out, Hit The Lights

Posted: Tue November 05, 2024 2:24 am
by 96583UP
Simple Torture wrote:
96583UP wrote:this thing over yet?
Depends, are you in Dixville Notch?
ummm

<hides under duvet cover, waiting for it to be over>