Fantasy Football Discussion

[epilogue]

My League of Record is switching to keepers next year. So, we'll draft like normal this year and we'll have 2 keepers next year. But these pussies aren't doing anything special with the Keepers and that pisses me off. Basically, we just pick two and then draft as normal.

mine decided to go keepers after last year, which i'm not happy about

what do you mean by special?

I just mean there's no strategy or cost. We keep two. Everyone picks which two to keep and ... that's it. We draft as usual after that. There's no cost or value to the keepers. It's fucking stupid. What's the point?

I love switching to a Keeper league. But... why do it this way?

who are you keeping? i'm opting not to keep this year

We'll move to keeper next year. So, we re-draft this season as usual. Next year we'll keep.

i know, but who will you keep?

I... I don't know. I haven't drafted yet, Lenny.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

My League of Record is switching to keepers next year. So, we'll draft like normal this year and we'll have 2 keepers next year. But these pussies aren't doing anything special with the Keepers and that pisses me off. Basically, we just pick two and then draft as normal.

mine decided to go keepers after last year, which i'm not happy about

what do you mean by special?

I just mean there's no strategy or cost. We keep two. Everyone picks which two to keep and ... that's it. We draft as usual after that. There's no cost or value to the keepers. It's fucking stupid. What's the point?

I love switching to a Keeper league. But... why do it this way?

who are you keeping? i'm opting not to keep this year

We'll move to keeper next year. So, we re-draft this season as usual. Next year we'll keep.

i know, but who will you keep?

I... I don't know. I haven't drafted yet, Lenny.

i get that, but who are you going to keep?

[epilogue]

My League of Record is switching to keepers next year. So, we'll draft like normal this year and we'll have 2 keepers next year. But these pussies aren't doing anything special with the Keepers and that pisses me off. Basically, we just pick two and then draft as normal.

mine decided to go keepers after last year, which i'm not happy about

what do you mean by special?

I just mean there's no strategy or cost. We keep two. Everyone picks which two to keep and ... that's it. We draft as usual after that. There's no cost or value to the keepers. It's fucking stupid. What's the point?

I love switching to a Keeper league. But... why do it this way?

who are you keeping? i'm opting not to keep this year

We'll move to keeper next year. So, we re-draft this season as usual. Next year we'll keep.

i know, but who will you keep?

I... I don't know. I haven't drafted yet, Lenny.

i get that, but who are you going to keep?

OH!

Antonio Brown and David Johnson.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

My League of Record is switching to keepers next year. So, we'll draft like normal this year and we'll have 2 keepers next year. But these pussies aren't doing anything special with the Keepers and that pisses me off. Basically, we just pick two and then draft as normal.

mine decided to go keepers after last year, which i'm not happy about

what do you mean by special?

I just mean there's no strategy or cost. We keep two. Everyone picks which two to keep and ... that's it. We draft as usual after that. There's no cost or value to the keepers. It's fucking stupid. What's the point?

I love switching to a Keeper league. But... why do it this way?

who are you keeping? i'm opting not to keep this year

We'll move to keeper next year. So, we re-draft this season as usual. Next year we'll keep.

i know, but who will you keep?

I... I don't know. I haven't drafted yet, Lenny.

i get that, but who are you going to keep?

OH!

Antonio Brown and David Johnson.

me too

[epilogue]

My League of Record is switching to keepers next year. So, we'll draft like normal this year and we'll have 2 keepers next year. But these pussies aren't doing anything special with the Keepers and that pisses me off. Basically, we just pick two and then draft as normal.

mine decided to go keepers after last year, which i'm not happy about

what do you mean by special?

I just mean there's no strategy or cost. We keep two. Everyone picks which two to keep and ... that's it. We draft as usual after that. There's no cost or value to the keepers. It's fucking stupid. What's the point?

I love switching to a Keeper league. But... why do it this way?

who are you keeping? i'm opting not to keep this year

We'll move to keeper next year. So, we re-draft this season as usual. Next year we'll keep.

i know, but who will you keep?

I... I don't know. I haven't drafted yet, Lenny.

i get that, but who are you going to keep?

OH!

Antonio Brown and David Johnson.

me too

[lennytheweedwhacker]

i'm getting nervous about my draft on sunday

[epilogue]

i'm getting nervous about my draft on sunday

Me too.

[epilogue]

I've got my first Fantasy Football draft tonight at 9:30!

[lennytheweedwhacker]

16 team league

QB: Cam Newton
RB: Christian McCaffery
WR: Odell Beckham Jr.
TE: Martellus Bennett
WR/TE: Terrelle Pryor
WR/RB: Paul Perkins
WR/RB/TE: Donte Moncrief

Team DEF: NY Giants

Kicker: Caleb Sturgis

D: Bobby Wagner
D: Kwon Alexander
DB: Keanu Neal
DB: Kurt Coleman
DL: Tank Carradine
DL: Jerry Hughes

Bench: Carson Wentz, Jacquizz Rodgers, Jamaal Charles, Marvin Jones Jr., Zach Miller, Taylor Gabriel, NYJ Def, Phil Dawson

[Peeps]

10 team league i had 7th pick

(4)ben roethlisberger
(1)lesean mccoy
(6)leonard fournette
(2)dez bryant
(3)martavis bryant
(5)zach ertz
(7)Adrian peterson
(8)ravens D/ST
(9)Chris Boswell

(12)tyreek hill
(13)donte moncrief
(14)alex smith
(11)legarrette Blunt
(10)desean jackson
(15)kenny stills
(16)tyrell wiliams

[Chris_H_2]

16 team league

that seems a little excessive

[lennytheweedwhacker]

16 team league

that seems a little excessive

it is...the scoring is crazy plus there's IDP's...the draft took forever and i bailed before the final 4 picks

is my team okay?

[Monkey_Driven]

I have a draft tonight.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I have a draft tonight.

why the neutral face?

[Monkey_Driven]

I have a draft tonight.

why the neutral face?

Because I am not prepared at all. I might just autodraft.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

i may have jumped the gun on mccaffrey

[Chris_H_2]

is my team okay?

as someone that has won exactly once in 18 years in one of my leagues, i would say that i'm not a qualified arbiter of whether a draft is good or bad.

[Monkey_Driven]

is my team okay?

as someone that has won exactly once in 18 years in one of my leagues, i would say that i'm not a qualified arbiter of whether a draft is good or bad.

Same.

[Biff Pocoroba]

I picked 11th in a twelve team draft.
DeMarco Murray is my RB1 and then went Jordy Nelson & Michael Crabtree. Paul Perkins is my RB2. TEs count as WRs in my league but I didn't take any. Rivers is my QB; I had my eyes on Mariotta after the top shelf guys were taken but I piddled a couple rounds on guys that will likely be dropped early. I took a flyer on Adrian Peterson and will probably flex him in the opener. If he's going to have a good game it will be against Minnesota. I do have Danny Woodhead who's probably going to get some flex time down the road. I got Justin Tucker in the next to last round and Rams DST to close.

[epilogue]

I had easily the worst draft of my Fantasy Football career last night. It was a train wreck. But I'm not going to beat myself up. I'm going to use this as an opportunity to get good at trading.

Also, if anyone has any advice on trading....