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Re: The Home Improvement Thread
Posted: Mon May 18, 2015 6:56 pm
by Strat
E.H. Ruddock wrote:Strat wrote:I went to the Home Depot, which was unnecessary. I need to go to the Apartment Depot. Which is just a big warehouse with a whole lot of people standing around saying, "We don't have to fix shit."
Lol yeah. Then I went to the security deposit depot, which was unnecessary. I need to go to the equity depot. Which is just a big bank with a whole lot of people standing around saying "We made a ton of money and don't have to put toothpaste in picture holes before we move out."
Geezes. All that for a mitch hedberg joke?
i leave for 10 days and this is the monster you turn into?
Re: The Home Improvement Thread
Posted: Mon May 18, 2015 7:09 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
Strat wrote:E.H. Ruddock wrote:Strat wrote:I went to the Home Depot, which was unnecessary. I need to go to the Apartment Depot. Which is just a big warehouse with a whole lot of people standing around saying, "We don't have to fix shit."
Lol yeah. Then I went to the security deposit depot, which was unnecessary. I need to go to the equity depot. Which is just a big bank with a whole lot of people standing around saying "We made a ton of money and don't have to put toothpaste in picture holes before we move out."
Geezes. All that for a mitch hedberg joke?
i leave for 10 days and this is the monster you turn into?
Help me.
Re: The Home Improvement Thread
Posted: Mon May 18, 2015 7:09 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
spike wrote:so much rage
what?
Re: The Home Improvement Thread
Posted: Mon May 18, 2015 8:01 pm
by Strat
E.H. Ruddock wrote:Strat wrote:E.H. Ruddock wrote:Strat wrote:I went to the Home Depot, which was unnecessary. I need to go to the Apartment Depot. Which is just a big warehouse with a whole lot of people standing around saying, "We don't have to fix shit."
Lol yeah. Then I went to the security deposit depot, which was unnecessary. I need to go to the equity depot. Which is just a big bank with a whole lot of people standing around saying "We made a ton of money and don't have to put toothpaste in picture holes before we move out."
Geezes. All that for a mitch hedberg joke?
i leave for 10 days and this is the monster you turn into?
Help me.
This really hasn't been a very welcoming return home, to say the least.
Re: The Home Improvement Thread
Posted: Mon May 18, 2015 8:09 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
Strat wrote:E.H. Ruddock wrote:Strat wrote:E.H. Ruddock wrote:Strat wrote:I went to the Home Depot, which was unnecessary. I need to go to the Apartment Depot. Which is just a big warehouse with a whole lot of people standing around saying, "We don't have to fix shit."
Lol yeah. Then I went to the security deposit depot, which was unnecessary. I need to go to the equity depot. Which is just a big bank with a whole lot of people standing around saying "We made a ton of money and don't have to put toothpaste in picture holes before we move out."
Geezes. All that for a mitch hedberg joke?
i leave for 10 days and this is the monster you turn into?
Help me.
This really hasn't been a very welcoming return home, to say the least.
dude, calm down. I was just countering your argument that home-ownership isn't worth it.
Man, the guy who rents and goes to Italy makes a remark and it is ok
the old guy who owns a home says something in defense and it is all "RAGE, JERKFACE, RUDDO, SHUT UP"
Re: The Home Improvement Thread
Posted: Mon May 18, 2015 8:09 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
also welcome home
Re: The Home Improvement Thread
Posted: Mon May 18, 2015 8:09 pm
by doug rr
hey ruddo
Re: The Home Improvement Thread
Posted: Mon May 18, 2015 8:10 pm
by Strat
yea but i quoted a mitch hedberg joke. Come here you big sexy pants you!
Re: The Home Improvement Thread
Posted: Mon May 18, 2015 8:10 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
this is uncomfortable
Re: The Home Improvement Thread
Posted: Mon May 18, 2015 8:11 pm
by doug rr
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:this is uncomfortable
rank situations that make you uncomfortable
Re: The Home Improvement Thread
Posted: Mon May 18, 2015 8:12 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
hey doug
Re: The Home Improvement Thread
Posted: Mon May 18, 2015 8:12 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
Strat wrote:yea but i quoted a mitch hedberg joke. Come here you big sexy pants you!
yes but i knew your intentions
Re: The Home Improvement Thread
Posted: Mon May 18, 2015 8:12 pm
by Strat
doug rr wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:this is uncomfortable
rank situations that make you uncomfortable
pming with Lenny
everything else
Re: The Home Improvement Thread
Posted: Mon May 18, 2015 8:13 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
doug rr wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:this is uncomfortable
rank situations that make you uncomfortable
1. females talking to me
2. people talking to me
3. ruddock being angry
4. dogs walking toward me
Re: The Home Improvement Thread
Posted: Mon May 18, 2015 8:17 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:doug rr wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:this is uncomfortable
rank situations that make you uncomfortable
1. females talking to me
2. people talking to me
3. ruddock being angry
4. dogs walking toward me
I've never been angry, lenny.
Re: The Home Improvement Thread
Posted: Mon May 18, 2015 8:18 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
Strat wrote:doug rr wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:this is uncomfortable
rank situations that make you uncomfortable
pming with Lenny
everything else
we've literally never pm'd
Re: The Home Improvement Thread
Posted: Mon May 18, 2015 8:19 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Strat wrote:doug rr wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:this is uncomfortable
rank situations that make you uncomfortable
pming with Lenny
everything else
we've literally never pm'd
actually i have no idea if we have or haven't
Re: The Home Improvement Thread
Posted: Mon May 18, 2015 8:19 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
E.H. Ruddock wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:doug rr wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:this is uncomfortable
rank situations that make you uncomfortable
1. females talking to me
2. people talking to me
3. ruddock being angry
4. dogs walking toward me
I've never been angry, lenny.
yeah and i've never cried
Re: The Home Improvement Thread
Posted: Mon May 18, 2015 8:20 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:E.H. Ruddock wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:doug rr wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:this is uncomfortable
rank situations that make you uncomfortable
1. females talking to me
2. people talking to me
3. ruddock being angry
4. dogs walking toward me
I've never been angry, lenny.
yeah and i've never cried
I don't know what to tell you. Very few people on this earth have seen me angry. Only two of them can talk about it.
Re: The Home Improvement Thread
Posted: Mon May 18, 2015 8:21 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
E.H. Ruddock wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:E.H. Ruddock wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:doug rr wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:this is uncomfortable
rank situations that make you uncomfortable
1. females talking to me
2. people talking to me
3. ruddock being angry
4. dogs walking toward me
I've never been angry, lenny.
yeah and i've never cried
I don't know what to tell you. Very few people on this earth have seen me angry. Only two of them can talk about it.
because you killed the rest?