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Those who have grown jalapeños, how do you know when to pick them? Do they change color from green?
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Yeah they can start to turn red. Once you see a little cracking towards the stem, pick them
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my corn stalks are producing this year

tall af

like 8 feet

i water them like crazy

first corn harvested was long and thin but tasty

carrots doing well too

first tomato plant spotted - a castaway growing by the pool equipment - amidst a sea of tomatillos - also growing at random

i love it

random tomatillo forest

like 8 plants
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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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tragabigzanda wrote:My tomato plants look like they’re on steroids this year. I didn’t do anything different other than more regular pruning.
Mrs Wease’s died. We think too much rain killed them. Our okra plant is still alive but nothings’s come up on it yet.

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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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96583UP wrote:my corn stalks are producing this year

tall af

like 8 feet

i water them like crazy

first corn harvested was long and thin but tasty

carrots doing well too

first tomato plant spotted - a castaway growing by the pool equipment - amidst a sea of tomatillos - also growing at random

i love it

random tomatillo forest

like 8 plants
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only when I am on-site being filmed for And One videos
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might transplant the tomato plant to make him real people

or should i let him just keep growing rogue
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harvested a corn ear from the garden and had it for breakfast

turned out great

key this year seems to be watering

constant watering
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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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wayne brady

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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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My mower is in the shop so I had to hire a service to come and do a mow. First off, the guy rescheduled both Wed and Thurs due to the heat, then comes out today and does the worst mowing job ever. Like, nevermind the patches he missed - he missed entire parts of the yard. So now it’s back to the drawing board as my mower is probably another week or two from being fixed.

I may just see if I can borrow a neighbor’s mower, pay them for gas, and do it myself. That’d be less work than trying to find someone who will do it again.
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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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tragabigzanda wrote:
spike wrote:My mower is in the shop so I had to hire a service to come and do a mow. First off, the guy rescheduled both Wed and Thurs due to the heat, then comes out today and does the worst mowing job ever. Like, nevermind the patches he missed - he missed entire parts of the yard. So now it’s back to the drawing board as my mower is probably another week or two from being fixed.

I may just see if I can borrow a neighbor’s mower, pay them for gas, and do it myself. That’d be less work than trying to find someone who will do it again.
Here me out Spike: You could just let it grow a little extra long this week
It’d already been several weeks, and lots of it is thick. It’d be an absolute nightmare if I let it go too long.
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Ugh my fantasy draft is in a few hours and now this debacle is lording over my thoughts. That useless asshole is going to cost me a Super Bowl.
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eh, just let it go. by that i mean, just auto-draft your team and never make any changes during the season.

it'll be fine.

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spike wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:
spike wrote:My mower is in the shop so I had to hire a service to come and do a mow. First off, the guy rescheduled both Wed and Thurs due to the heat, then comes out today and does the worst mowing job ever. Like, nevermind the patches he missed - he missed entire parts of the yard. So now it’s back to the drawing board as my mower is probably another week or two from being fixed.

I may just see if I can borrow a neighbor’s mower, pay them for gas, and do it myself. That’d be less work than trying to find someone who will do it again.
Here me out Spike: You could just let it grow a little extra long this week
It’d already been several weeks, and lots of it is thick. It’d be an absolute nightmare if I let it go too long.
By "in the shop" I assume it's a rider, how many acres?
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