I Will Walk Into Your Garden ing Thread
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Those who have grown jalapeños, how do you know when to pick them? Do they change color from green?
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Yeah they can start to turn red. Once you see a little cracking towards the stem, pick them
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graziedoug rr wrote:oh yeah, sorry I forgot..nothing special..just the usual mascarpone stuffed inside and pan fried in oil and some egg wash..might have some tonight96583UP wrote:still waiting for deets on your stuffing approach
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my corn stalks are producing this year
tall af
like 8 feet
i water them like crazy
first corn harvested was long and thin but tasty
carrots doing well too
first tomato plant spotted - a castaway growing by the pool equipment - amidst a sea of tomatillos - also growing at random
i love it
random tomatillo forest
like 8 plants
tall af
like 8 feet
i water them like crazy
first corn harvested was long and thin but tasty
carrots doing well too
first tomato plant spotted - a castaway growing by the pool equipment - amidst a sea of tomatillos - also growing at random
i love it
random tomatillo forest
like 8 plants
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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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Mrs Wease’s died. We think too much rain killed them. Our okra plant is still alive but nothings’s come up on it yet.tragabigzanda wrote:My tomato plants look like they’re on steroids this year. I didn’t do anything different other than more regular pruning.
Thanks Ruddo.
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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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I thought you live in a high rise apartment in Harlem96583UP wrote:my corn stalks are producing this year
tall af
like 8 feet
i water them like crazy
first corn harvested was long and thin but tasty
carrots doing well too
first tomato plant spotted - a castaway growing by the pool equipment - amidst a sea of tomatillos - also growing at random
i love it
random tomatillo forest
like 8 plants
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only when I am on-site being filmed for And One videos
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might transplant the tomato plant to make him real people
or should i let him just keep growing rogue
or should i let him just keep growing rogue
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harvested a corn ear from the garden and had it for breakfast
turned out great
key this year seems to be watering
constant watering
turned out great
key this year seems to be watering
constant watering
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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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wayne brady
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bryant gumble
look like malcolm x
makes
bryant gumble
look like malcolm x
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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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My mower is in the shop so I had to hire a service to come and do a mow. First off, the guy rescheduled both Wed and Thurs due to the heat, then comes out today and does the worst mowing job ever. Like, nevermind the patches he missed - he missed entire parts of the yard. So now it’s back to the drawing board as my mower is probably another week or two from being fixed.
I may just see if I can borrow a neighbor’s mower, pay them for gas, and do it myself. That’d be less work than trying to find someone who will do it again.
I may just see if I can borrow a neighbor’s mower, pay them for gas, and do it myself. That’d be less work than trying to find someone who will do it again.
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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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It’d already been several weeks, and lots of it is thick. It’d be an absolute nightmare if I let it go too long.tragabigzanda wrote:Here me out Spike: You could just let it grow a little extra long this weekspike wrote:My mower is in the shop so I had to hire a service to come and do a mow. First off, the guy rescheduled both Wed and Thurs due to the heat, then comes out today and does the worst mowing job ever. Like, nevermind the patches he missed - he missed entire parts of the yard. So now it’s back to the drawing board as my mower is probably another week or two from being fixed.
I may just see if I can borrow a neighbor’s mower, pay them for gas, and do it myself. That’d be less work than trying to find someone who will do it again.
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Ugh my fantasy draft is in a few hours and now this debacle is lording over my thoughts. That useless asshole is going to cost me a Super Bowl.
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eh, just let it go. by that i mean, just auto-draft your team and never make any changes during the season.
it'll be fine.
trust me.
it'll be fine.
trust me.
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By "in the shop" I assume it's a rider, how many acres?spike wrote:It’d already been several weeks, and lots of it is thick. It’d be an absolute nightmare if I let it go too long.tragabigzanda wrote:Here me out Spike: You could just let it grow a little extra long this weekspike wrote:My mower is in the shop so I had to hire a service to come and do a mow. First off, the guy rescheduled both Wed and Thurs due to the heat, then comes out today and does the worst mowing job ever. Like, nevermind the patches he missed - he missed entire parts of the yard. So now it’s back to the drawing board as my mower is probably another week or two from being fixed.
I may just see if I can borrow a neighbor’s mower, pay them for gas, and do it myself. That’d be less work than trying to find someone who will do it again.
I'm trying to get at least once a week in this summer, with all the rain it has definitely been necessary.
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