Red Mosquito

The only thing I can give will is that his wife fucks other dudes and he’s probably fucked up about that.

tree_ wrote:Like, don't these celebs get it by now? Don't they know some comedian is going to poke jabs at them at a rewards show? Is it that hard to just giggle and move on? It's not like she has cancer. She's balding. It's cosmetic. And she makes it work. It's like making fun of Cindy Crawford's mole.

i'd imagine jokes about an illness get old quick, and it obviously upset her.

Jorge wrote:OK what he did was bad but not because of the sanctity of live TV

What's more, the live TV part is what makes it good. It would have sucked so bad if he hit Rock off-camera at an afterparty and we never got to see it.

tragabigzanda wrote:

Mickey wrote:

Strat wrote:

tragabigzanda wrote:

warehouse wrote:it's almost like will smith is human with complex emotions!

Only insightful post in ten pages

Trag

What if Chris Rock posted a picture of a kid on a ventilator, without the spoiler tag?

Weak analogy for obvious reasons.

Look, my sphere of influence in this world is 30” tall and doesn’t even know how to tie her own shoelaces yet. My view is that people’s need to project their sense of justice onto a couple celebrities they’ll never meet is a bigger symptom of our collective sickness than whatever happened at the Oscars last night. It made for entertaining clickbait while I was brushing my teeth I guess.

I am not making an analogy I am making fun of you.

warehouse wrote:

tree_ wrote:Like, don't these celebs get it by now? Don't they know some comedian is going to poke jabs at them at a rewards show? Is it that hard to just giggle and move on? It's not like she has cancer. She's balding. It's cosmetic. And she makes it work. It's like making fun of Cindy Crawford's mole.

i'd imagine jokes about an illness get old quick, and it obviously upset her.

Balding is not an illness

Jorge wrote:OK what he did was bad but not because of the sanctity of live TV

It’s not about the sanctity of live tv. It’s the fact that the entire world is watching and he threw a violent temper tantrum like a child. The. Went up there and spoke about love. Nothing to do about protecting the image of the oscars or whatever else.

tree_ wrote:

warehouse wrote:

tree_ wrote:Like, don't these celebs get it by now? Don't they know some comedian is going to poke jabs at them at a rewards show? Is it that hard to just giggle and move on? It's not like she has cancer. She's balding. It's cosmetic. And she makes it work. It's like making fun of Cindy Crawford's mole.

i'd imagine jokes about an illness get old quick, and it obviously upset her.

Balding is not an illness

I wonder if jada smacked will later that night for laughing at the joke. Probably not. Maybe just went and cheated on him again. They’re so in love

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macphisto wrote:

washing machine wrote:

Chris_H_2 wrote:

washing machine wrote:

VinylGuy wrote:He is not even pressing charges.

That would have been ridiculous. Almost as ridiculous as the time a barback I once worked with called the police and attempted to press charges on a bartender who wouldn't stop poking his nose with a bar spoon and saying "boop" during a shift. (true story)

I hope that dude was fired

Yes, he was.

What about the serial booper? Hope he got his ass kicked...or at least slapped.

Wait. That’s to whom I was referring.

That's who I understood you to mean.

The booper actually went on to open a successful tiki themed bar.

tree_ wrote:

warehouse wrote:

tree_ wrote:Like, don't these celebs get it by now? Don't they know some comedian is going to poke jabs at them at a rewards show? Is it that hard to just giggle and move on? It's not like she has cancer. She's balding. It's cosmetic. And she makes it work. It's like making fun of Cindy Crawford's mole.

i'd imagine jokes about an illness get old quick, and it obviously upset her.

Balding is not an illness

then replace "illness" with "hair". the point still stands.

tree_ wrote:

warehouse wrote:

tree_ wrote:Like, don't these celebs get it by now? Don't they know some comedian is going to poke jabs at them at a rewards show? Is it that hard to just giggle and move on? It's not like she has cancer. She's balding. It's cosmetic. And she makes it work. It's like making fun of Cindy Crawford's mole.

i'd imagine jokes about an illness get old quick, and it obviously upset her.

Balding is not an illness

I have a giant skin tag on my lower back that people recoil at the site of. Is that an illness? Could be malignant. So what? Laugh at it all you want. It looks ridiculous.

Strat wrote:

tree_ wrote:

warehouse wrote:

tree_ wrote:Like, don't these celebs get it by now? Don't they know some comedian is going to poke jabs at them at a rewards show? Is it that hard to just giggle and move on? It's not like she has cancer. She's balding. It's cosmetic. And she makes it work. It's like making fun of Cindy Crawford's mole.

i'd imagine jokes about an illness get old quick, and it obviously upset her.

Balding is not an illness

I wonder if jada smacked will later that night for laughing at the joke. Probably not. Maybe just went and cheated on him again. They’re so in love

I thought they were in a consensual non-monogamous relationship

Strat wrote:

tree_ wrote:

warehouse wrote:

tree_ wrote:Like, don't these celebs get it by now? Don't they know some comedian is going to poke jabs at them at a rewards show? Is it that hard to just giggle and move on? It's not like she has cancer. She's balding. It's cosmetic. And she makes it work. It's like making fun of Cindy Crawford's mole.

i'd imagine jokes about an illness get old quick, and it obviously upset her.

Balding is not an illness

I wonder if jada smacked will later that night for laughing at the joke. Probably not. Maybe just went and cheated on him again. They’re so in love

this is why will smith freaked out.

washing machine wrote:

Chris_H_2 wrote:

macphisto wrote:

washing machine wrote:

Chris_H_2 wrote:

washing machine wrote:

VinylGuy wrote:He is not even pressing charges.

That would have been ridiculous. Almost as ridiculous as the time a barback I once worked with called the police and attempted to press charges on a bartender who wouldn't stop poking his nose with a bar spoon and saying "boop" during a shift. (true story)

I hope that dude was fired

Yes, he was.

What about the serial booper? Hope he got his ass kicked...or at least slapped.

Wait. That’s to whom I was referring.

That's who I understood you to mean.

The booper actually went on to open a successful tiki themed bar.

Does he boop peoples noses as they enter ?

tree_ wrote:

tree_ wrote:

warehouse wrote:

tree_ wrote:Like, don't these celebs get it by now? Don't they know some comedian is going to poke jabs at them at a rewards show? Is it that hard to just giggle and move on? It's not like she has cancer. She's balding. It's cosmetic. And she makes it work. It's like making fun of Cindy Crawford's mole.

i'd imagine jokes about an illness get old quick, and it obviously upset her.

Balding is not an illness

I have a giant skin tag on my lower back that people recoil at the site of. Is that an illness? Could be malignant. So what? Laugh at it all you want. It looks ridiculous.

what kinda weirdness does your wife have that we can make fun of repeatedly?

warehouse wrote:

Anders wrote:

Mickey wrote:Married man and wife-haver here, responding to Reid: if I, personally, was a millionaire movie star with a wife who had a medical condition, and Chris Rock made a joke about that medical condition on live tv, I can pretty confidently say I would not march onto the stage and slap him in the face. There's a pretty big gap between wanting to hit someone and actually doing it, and then another gap between doing it and doing it on live TV.

Co-signed.

have either of you actually ever hit someone, though?

I was attacked twice without provocation (14 and 20 years old), and I did not hit back either time. The first time I wrestled my class mate to the ground, but still found his attack very upsetting. He was a troubled young man. Life has not turned out well for him. I did press charges the second time. It was shocking, from two guys I had never met or talked to, that suddenly attacked me. The friend I was waiting for came, and we managed to walk away from the situation. Got a black eye, and went to the police in the morning. Have probably been other situations in my life, but these are the first to come to mind, and I have not hit anyone.

Chris_H_2 wrote:

macphisto wrote:

Chris_H_2 wrote:

macphisto wrote:

washing machine wrote:

Chris_H_2 wrote:

washing machine wrote:

VinylGuy wrote:He is not even pressing charges.

That would have been ridiculous. Almost as ridiculous as the time a barback I once worked with called the police and attempted to press charges on a bartender who wouldn't stop poking his nose with a bar spoon and saying "boop" during a shift. (true story)

I hope that dude was fired

Yes, he was.

What about the serial booper? Hope he got his ass kicked...or at least slapped.

Wait. That’s to whom I was referring.

Oh. I thought you were talking about the boopee who called the cops and got himself arrested for warrants.

I’m pretty sure Reid thought so too.

And I thought I was responding to Reid up there. Sorry for the confusion. So embarrassed I could slap someone!

tree_ wrote:

tree_ wrote:

warehouse wrote:

tree_ wrote:Like, don't these celebs get it by now? Don't they know some comedian is going to poke jabs at them at a rewards show? Is it that hard to just giggle and move on? It's not like she has cancer. She's balding. It's cosmetic. And she makes it work. It's like making fun of Cindy Crawford's mole.

i'd imagine jokes about an illness get old quick, and it obviously upset her.

Balding is not an illness

I have a giant skin tag on my lower back that people recoil at the site of. Is that an illness? Could be malignant. So what? Laugh at it all you want. It looks ridiculous.

Post a pic.

warehouse wrote:

tree_ wrote:

tree_ wrote:

warehouse wrote:

tree_ wrote:Like, don't these celebs get it by now? Don't they know some comedian is going to poke jabs at them at a rewards show? Is it that hard to just giggle and move on? It's not like she has cancer. She's balding. It's cosmetic. And she makes it work. It's like making fun of Cindy Crawford's mole.

i'd imagine jokes about an illness get old quick, and it obviously upset her.

Balding is not an illness

I have a giant skin tag on my lower back that people recoil at the site of. Is that an illness? Could be malignant. So what? Laugh at it all you want. It looks ridiculous.

what kinda weirdness does your wife have that we can make fun of repeatedly?

I'm not sure that's fair. She's not a gazillionaire celebrity at her husband's side at a rewards show. They're fair game for stupid jokes. The joke wasn't even harsh. "uhh gonna be in GI Jane 2.. uhh cause of the hair!" "yup, hee" is the only reasonable reaction here. "Uhh.. cindy crawford has a mole.. uhh"... "yup"...

whats wrong, you don't want us making fun of your wife? it's not even on live tv

warehouse wrote:whats wrong, you don't want us making fun of your wife? it's not even on live tv

If you call simply pointing out the length of my wife's hair "making fun of", then yeah, I'll show you a picture and have at it